We ain't got no teeth and sure as hell ain't got no blinkers or why the South won't rise again. (736 hits)
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Submitted by <jfacts1731.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-03 17:37:16 EDT
It must be said, drivers below the mason-dixie can't drive for crap.
As I made my way from home back to school over the weekend, the lack of skill and ettiquette compared to midwestern drivers was ridiculous.
I noticed three distinct types of drivers, well not including mulletted men and women, which would make four.
The first type of driver I encountered was the incourteous son of a bitch, it could be said that most of them were incourteous sons of bitches, but this driver is the most incourteous son of a bitch due to their disdain for using blinkers. There was almost an exponential decline in using blinkers from Missouri to Alabama.
Next is the I can't make up my damn mind driver. Maybe you're one of these drivers, and if you are, I hope you get what you deserve (see: sonny bono). Anyways, this may just be a national phenomena where the driver in question literally can't make up their mind. They jump between lanes, are apprehensive around trucks, and generally are old and near death.
Lastly, probably the most despised driver of all. The misanthrope known as the left lane fucker. I hope to God no one reading this is a left lane fucker, I don't even need to describe what one is, these are the people that give you nightmares and incontinence. In Illinois this asshattery is illegal, and in Missouri it is common courtesy, but apparently the nicest people in the country can't be bothered to get out of the left lane. Odd, eh?
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Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:48:48 EDT (#)
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!I spam old posts!
Submitted by StabkiIl (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:45:41 EDT (#)
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Great!
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:58:56 EDT (#)
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One more for good measure.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:56:17 EDT (#)
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Next time you give me a retaliation rating, make sure I'm the one who actually spammed you.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:02:21 (#)
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there you go.
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Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:02:11 (#)
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Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:01:54 (#)
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woops.
You gave me this for a rating by I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish_, notice the extra underscore fagot. That wasn't me. However, this is.
Submitted by metal at 2004-07-21 05:08:45 EDT (#)
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You are only looking at the stereotypic southerner. Maybe they piss you off so much because you just hate them.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-04 11:37:59 EDT (#)
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Southern drivers are the best... that's why we dominate Nascar beyatch!
Submitted by alu. (user info) at 2004-05-03 22:47:22 EDT (#)
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I'm a Missouri native, and while there's plenty of left lane fuckers around here, or maybe they are just the most noticable. for the most part drivers are average. Maybe southerns can't drive because they are never in traffic so have no clue how to act around other drivers. Maybe it's part of their "i'm right and therefore better than you" attitude, or maybe it's just too much inbreeding. I'm more from the 'everyone's an idiot and trying to kill me' school of driving, so I don't think asshattery is restricted to the south, you still make a good point. After all, Florida is in the south isn't it?
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-05-03 22:02:00 EDT (#)
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I had to drive from Minneapolis to Fargo last weekend. I was ready to shoot someone after 2 hours of being stuck behind 'left lane fuckers'. Usually it isn't too bad, but like 5 people decided to pass in the left lane going 71mph.
I agree with Southern drivers sucking. I went to Mardi Gras last year, and nearly got in an accident more than once. This one crazy bitch thought making some stupid waving gesture meant 'get out of my way', then proceeded to change lanes nearly driving our car off the road.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-03 18:36:38 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate hicks.
Submitted by LiteracyLover (user info) at 2004-05-03 18:27:06 EDT (#)
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both my parents were and still are I can't make up my damn mind drivers. damn i can relate.
Submitted by gabby (user info) at 2004-05-03 18:20:09 EDT (#)
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I know how you feel. I recently moved from Wisconsin to Mississippi, and the rudeness on the road is mind-boggling. No such thing as a turn signal is used, and if you use a turn signal to get around someone, they speed up just to piss you off.
Don't get me started on the cloverleaf format used for the interstate down here. I wonder what they were high on when they built that system. Oh, and yeah, the left lane is my life assholes shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-05-03 18:07:33 EDT (#)
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I don't use blinkers, there too predictable. +2 for hating people that stay in the left lane. you forgot the drivers that drive in the HOV lane real slwo but think they have to be thgere because they're carpooling. And the fuckers that think the lane next to the HOV lane is no longer the fast lane because theres another lan to the left. I need the right to revoke licenses.