Dogs are Stupid!!!1 LOL WTF!!!!!1 (5486 hits)
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Submitted by kim t <kim_t.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-05 11:19:12 EDT
I know everyone bitches and moans about the posting of email forwards, but too fucking bad. I've never seen this one til today and think it's damn funny. so read. or don't, bitches.
Excerpts From A Dog's Diary
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the head to show them what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
User Reviews
Submitted by Karisma <zelda_21.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-12 13:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-26 04:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For this:
"all you -2'ers can SUCK IT!"
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL kimmy that was good y dnt u like mine its heaps the same like same sorta thing http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/36449 go to that its really good itll make u think coz theyre from a dogs and a cats sorta view
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant see why this doesnt have +2
Submitted by Arla (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never seen this, and if I see it again it will get the same rating.
I love it!
I was (don't ask) an owner of both cats and dogs... and how true true it is! love it!
Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-05-11 04:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have seen to before, but I still think its funny, and I can't be bothered to read all the inane comments...
Submitted by OfficinSkeelz (user info) at 2004-05-10 23:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have owned both cats and dogs since my early childhood, and yes, this seems to be very true.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:32:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I had never seen it either, funny stuff! Plus I just hate it when people vote -2 because they have seen it before. As if you should know everything that each person has seen. So here is +2 for you
Rokinroj
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Thanks Roj! This things almost in the positive, I can't fucking believe it.
all you -2'ers can SUCK IT!
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had never seen it either, funny stuff! Plus I just hate it when people vote -2 because they have seen it before. As if you should know everything that each person has seen. So here is +2 for you
Rokinroj
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-05-10 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
Funny in places.
Well done.
etc, etc, etc.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-10 12:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-10 12:06:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by your_mother (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:16:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Kimmy, you learned to copy and paste!! A gold star for you! Now once you can get fingerpainting down you can graduate from kindergarten.
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Hey! this guy lifted this off of me! Punk BASTARD! Talk about copy and paste.... I oughta vbitch slap you.
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i almost called the bitch on this myself. happy to see you're paying attention Luth.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-10 12:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by your_mother (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:16:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Kimmy, you learned to copy and paste!! A gold star for you! Now once you can get fingerpainting down you can graduate from kindergarten.
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Hey! this guy lifted this off of me! Punk BASTARD! Talk about copy and paste.... I oughta vbitch slap you.
Submitted by bluerampage2 (user info) at 2004-05-10 09:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It sucked until the cat part. That reminded me of Brain, even though he's a mouse. :-)
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-10 08:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:32:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Get this shit off the heated list.
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this asshole's hilarious.
!!!
Submitted by gremlin and co. <frlghsaprog.at.gfmnadkgv.fghfb> at 2004-05-10 07:57:45 EDT (#)
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arr cute dogs....oh boy.....NO this is rubbish i now wanna kill every dog i see.
My dog smells like Dog food!
Submitted by cf7 at 2004-05-09 11:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogs rock, always the same.
Submitted by Spooks at 2004-05-09 05:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats roxorz
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-05-09 04:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha
you're all stupid fags
Submitted by your_mother (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Kimmy, you learned to copy and paste!! A gold star for you! Now once you can get fingerpainting down you can graduate from kindergarten.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is everyone so mad? I thougt it was very funny... Has this been posted before or something. Jesus, you people'll get mad about anything, won't you.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-07 22:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i know i've seen heated top 300, possibly 400
i want to have sex with you. Underdeveloped or not.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-07 22:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i want to have sex with you
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA this guy is playing you all. Look at the heat on this thing!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GET IT OFF NOWWW.
What the fuck is this?!?!
You people, if you want to see how high the most heated goes, ASK SOMEONE, don't reply to a post over and over. Better than that, reply to a really good ignored post over and over to see.
The most heated has been over one hundred several times in the past week, I've seen it has high as 190 something, and have been over one hundred heat myself.
There you go, a simple answer.
GOD BART is there any way to take this off now?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get this shit off the heated list.
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the story was cute ...but the chat room banter got old.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:18:17 EDT (#)
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where is said pool party, exactly, lojo?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:18:58 EDT (#)
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AWESOME!! A POOL PARTY! YUSS!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:00:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I post my email forwards I wonder if I'll get this much attention.
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probably, as long as you have REALLY, like I mean totally kick assingly witty replies and enjoy fucking w/ people. oh yes, you also have to be able to take the heat. the fuckers are ruthless.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:06:40 EDT (#)
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? What happened?
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:00:32 EDT (#)
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If I post my email forwards I wonder if I'll get this much attention.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:22:49 EDT (#)
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depends how far I have to walk to get to your house heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:02:42 EDT (#)
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FRIDAY! I go home today. My Squishy and my Kitty are invited to my house for a pool party. I'll be sure to remove any rats from the filter before you come.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:30:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
How did this load get so much attention?
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jealous?
Submitted by l337 dude <j571_98.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-07 10:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rocks to no end. It's just that good.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kimmy, I'll email ya.
This post was a lot of fun! Not bad, for someone who uses a LeapPad to do their kindergarten homework.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How did this load get so much attention?
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my nomination for funniest post (and possibly even poster) ever (beside this one of course)
dude, I knew I thought luth was a funny fucker but couldn't figure out why. so after thinking about it i remembered it was from this shit. OMG, those *snorts* had me ROFLMAO!!!1. Lordy, I was addicted to reading that post until it died, completely.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19285
ahh, the memories.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-07 10:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut --- da ---- fuck --- up.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm outta juice guys.
i think my next chance to post will be a little more serious. i was considering writing about something I saw yesterday during my lunch hour that seriously disturbed me. i bet it'd get about 200 hits, and what fun would that be??? none i tell ya.
the # of hits this received amazes me. ya know, I emailed bart RIGHT after I posted it and asked him to put this on BAW just for the sheer reaction. damn, i didn't even need his help. that fucker.
Luth, I still need your address.........by the time my panties make it to you they'll be all, um, unfresh and stuffs. so GET A MOVE ON bitch
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw this about a year ago, in the Times I think.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!!!
Oh, wait- what?
Still most heated. Oh yeah. Kimmy rocks the LeapPad!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-07 08:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you give me +2s on my posts I'll think about it! :oP
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 08:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey shandy, you are a crack up. love your work. the whole whitloff (sp?) was fanfuckingtastic.
BRAVO good man!
so Lojo, you forgive me??
happy Friday people
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh boy! a post in which dogs and cats are accurately portrayed! My favourite.
woof woof!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ! Why the hell does this have 186 heat? It isn't worth it.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow another Aol chat session.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed that.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-06 22:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:29:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh, I understand now.
And does the heated thing have a limit? Because I don't think I've ever seen one this high.
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I've seen the MHL in the high 200 heats, and I don't think there's a limit.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:38:06 EDT (#)
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We don't know, that's what we were trying to find out. It just keeps going up!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:29:00 EDT (#)
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Ahhh, I understand now.
And does the heated thing have a limit? Because I don't think I've ever seen one this high.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:26:55 EDT (#)
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It got on most heated pretty much because we used it as a chatroom, trying to find out how high the most heated number went. We thought it would stop at 100... but it didn't... so we kept going... we haven't actually commented about the post in two days.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:24:09 EDT (#)
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How did this thing get so heated? I mean it's kinda funny and shit, but nothing out of the ordinary.
Submitted by spamman (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:14:46 EDT (#)
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it was kinda funny, i guess, but why post it?
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-06 20:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kimmy did you try to correct my opinion? i read it again and it still sucks and so do you
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nitey nite kiddies- see y'all tomorrow!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:47:56 EDT (#)
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lojo, I say we cry.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks SuzyQ!!! that's my jedi mind tricks baby!
WHERE DID EVERYONE GO???
Submitted by SuzyQuezy (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:37:00 EDT (#)
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oops. and I gave you a +2 anyway. oh well, it was a freebie, the next "hit" will cost ya!
Submitted by SuzyQuezy (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kimmy -- sorry, but the only +2 addiction that I allow myself to get sucked into is slowlyrotting's
Luth, Lojo, Babes. It's been a month since I've seen my hottie. Just be patient, your turns will come! (uh. no pun intended? or is that just an overused cliche' that no one ever really means when they say anyway?)
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:14:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go get a chatroom. Your wasting a most heated spot for THIS? Whats funny is that Kimmy gave herself at least 30 +2's and her post is still in the negative. That should tell you something.
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i'm sorry to beat a dead horse here but I just cannot get over the fucking idiocy in this reply
rixes, how can we WASTE most heated? don't you see that people are here, having fun, sharing the joy and love of all that is uber! is there not enough content on here to keep you busy long enough to stay the fuck away from this particular thread that you despise so much! seriously, its not an overstuffed room, it's a fucking website dude, you cannot be for real.
AND TO TOP IT OFF (ready, this is the best part), you are ADDING TO THE FUCKING HEAT.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
like, OMG Rixes, you are SOOO not up to speed.
DIDN'T you know that my FIRST rating counts...and that's it..........some people man!'
DID YOU ACTUALLY SIT THERE AND COUNT ALL OF MY 2'S. now that's some funny shit
Hey Suzy--------WHERE'S MY +2!!!! LOL!1
sorry lojo, that was a low blow....seriously, no harm intended. BUT YOU STARTED IT!!! ;-)
MOMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahora vamos a hablar sobre mi gatita. A primera vista me pareció como una conejita temblorosa y yo estaba totalmente cautivada por ella. Es tan bella y delicada y tiene el pelo blanco con ojos tan azules como el cielo. Es elegante y femenina y se parece a una muñeca de porcelana. Luna es muy suavecita y su pelo es esponjosa. Sus orejas, naricita y sus patitas son color de rosa. Hay un rizo al final de su colita y se parece a una pluma. Luna es muy tímida, pero ella está totalmente cómoda conmigo. Se relaja cuando estoy cerca de ella y me extraña mucho cuando no estoy en casa. A ella le fascina seguirme todo el día. Cada noche se acuesta sobre mis piernas porque le gusta estar calientita y cómoda. Luna es cariñosa y expone su panza suave cuando quiere que yo la acaricie. Luna es muy afectuosa y maúlla tristemente cuando quiere que le preste atención. Le gusta que yo la acaricie cuando ella come. Así come más rápido y esponja su pelo blanco. Su lloriqueo y ronroneo son musicales y delicados y pienso que son adorables. Luna y yo nos encanta acostarnos muy cerquita. Nosotras siempre descansamos juntas. Me acuesto con Luna y nos sentimos muy bien.
Luna is squishy. I should be working.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:25:18 EDT (#)
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lojo, I concur. or, agree. Yeah, that's it.
so, I personally am insulted that we were not invited to the forementioned sexual event this weekend with sloly and suzy. aren't you?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:22:08 EDT (#)
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Geez... now I just want to keep posting here to see how high the heated number will go...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:14:41 EDT (#)
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so suzy is mrs slowlyrotting-to-be. I'm so sorry honey. Okay, I'm kidding, he seems like a great guy. Sounds like you'll be a happy chicky Saturday.Think of us often. heh heh *snort* That would just be gross...
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go get a chatroom. Your wasting a most heated spot for THIS? Whats funny is that Kimmy gave herself at least 30 +2's and her post is still in the negative. That should tell you something.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:12:16 EDT (#)
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I'm replying in rebellion. I choose to keep talking. I'm enjoying all the talks of threesomes and such. no NYAH kimmie! And, "boss" is NOT another word for mommie. No one cares if you get time-out, kimmie!!!!!!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:10:52 EDT (#)
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HI, SuzyQuezy! It's ok, we wanted you to be involved. You should have showed up sooner! It would have been fun!
Have fun on Saturday! :oP
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:04:03 (#)
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*slurp* sorry about that I had a dick in my mouth. What I meant to say is that if you are a size three I would be honored for you to fit into my panties.
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YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET LAID! STOP MAKING MY SPECIAL PLACE ON UBER FEEL DIRTY!!!!
WHORE!
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Oh PLEASE! Now why'd you have to go and call me a whore? That's just mean.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont worry.. u get a looooooooooooong pussy job from me saturday night
Submitted by SuzyQuezy (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<folds arms, tapping foot, stern look in eyes>
you're not in hot water because:
a) I love you MORE
b) you included me
c) you told me about it instead of me having to find it on here and confront
you about it
shit. I just gave you 2 loopholes in how to flirt on uber without getting me mad.
-2 for me.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, uh, Mr "Random Joe" first of all, fuck off. Secondly, die. If you would have read the entire post AND ratings, you'd realize that NO ONE IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE POST ANYMORE!
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he told you YOU, random joe HA! LOL!!!1
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-06 15:26:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
This "LOL WTF!!!!!1" shit is NOT funny. Real shitposters don't even type like that. And it was completely unaplicable on this post anyway.
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Do you feel better now that you've got that off your chest?
fucknut
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
*slurp* sorry about that I had a dick in my mouth. What I meant to say is that if you are a size three I would be honored for you to fit into my panties.
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YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET LAID! STOP MAKING MY SPECIAL PLACE ON UBER FEEL DIRTY!!!!
WHORE!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
It did, it really did make me smile.
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THIS IS WHAT UBERSITE IS ALL ABOUT BABY! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE!!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting...... thanks for last night darling, you were wonderful
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question, coo is Portuguese translates to Ass in english. Do you have a hairy ass?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 10:48:57 (#)
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well I'm surprised that this is still #1 most heated. But I know it's because all the ladies want a threesome with the gay guy heh heh *snort*
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I must ask that you stop doing that *snort* thing immediately, I can't but help find it incredibly attractive and rather enjoy disliking you. cut(goofy hand symbol)it(goofy hand symbol)out(goofy hand symbol) ---- Full House reference for you losers out there that have no clue what I'm talking about.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-06 10:12:27 (#)
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Holy crap. The post is a non-event but the infantile flame war you instigated in the replies was mind-numbing. Please, for the love of fuck, try and grow up a little.
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Come on Circe, this isn't something I do all the time. I basically mind M.O.B. on here so cut a fatty some slack, will ya???
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Submitted by immolation at 2004-05-06 10:08:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I absolutely love it when some tit writes WTF!!!!!!1
that little "1" on the end makes the whole package magic.
your mother should have slammed her belly in the photocopier when she was pregnant with you.
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PLEASE, for the love of god tell me you're kidding! wtf???!!!1
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-06 09:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to +2 this post for a couple of reasons (content of the post is NOT one of the reasons).
- You've got zing, zang, zork! Tappa tappa tappa.
- You knew well enough to take shit where it was due, and dish it back to the hungry.
- Although nobody has seen you, you offered the fact that you have the body of Eric Cartman.
That takes balls.
- You manipulated these fucks to take your post all the way to #1 on the most heated.
and the last reason I'm giving you a +2...
fat chicks give good head.
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you are completely on spot man. i loved the zing, zang, zork!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-06 09:35:40 (#)
Ranking: -1
How on Earth did this end up as #1 most heated?
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see response below.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-06 04:38:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
NYEH!!
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um?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-06 03:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck is this most heated?
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is this a rhetorical* question
*5/6/04's word of the day!
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-05-06 02:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought the cat was amusing, I laughed at the mouse head.
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Thx Mel! another honest to goodness opinion. I lOVE IT!
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-06 02:20:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't funny at all
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of course it is.........read it again.
Submitted by stupidwhiteguy (user info) at 2004-05-06 00:06:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is on most heated because Kimmy's got an attitude!
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this guys pretty funny
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OK now, stop fucking replying to this post and find a chat room or something! FOOLS!
Seriously, if you dont stop replying i wont stop checking and i'll have to keep replying to your assinine comments and eventually the big cheese will realize what the hizell I'm up to and I'll get fired and you'll be SAD cuz I'll never do another nice post like this for you guys again!
OH and of course, PLUS FUCKING 2 for the best post ever and for slowly's bad ass chick!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my baby just read my comments... im not in hot water cuz i included her ;-)
i have the best woman in the world w00t!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, Luther, /me hugs you.
And give Joe a break... do you realize how many comments are on this thing? I probably wouldn't have read them either. Hahaha!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes lojo, it's debbie gibson I think. They should rename every song played in my office to "torture" and "hell" or something
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, uh, Mr "Random Joe" first of all, fuck off. Secondly, die. If you would have read the entire post AND ratings, you'd realize that NO ONE IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE POST ANYMORE!
We've moved on. Your turn!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-06 15:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This "LOL WTF!!!!!1" shit is NOT funny. Real shitposters don't even type like that. And it was completely unaplicable on this post anyway.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a song?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
" Some day somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye- til then baby are you gonna let them hold ya down and make ya cry? "
This is the torture I am subjected to every day. Where's MY apology from GW?!?!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok you guys have to go give me +2s, because I can't stand the fact that shitfuck has a higher rating then me for his post today.
And I WOULD be higher if Tina here didnt give me a +0 on one of her coments.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32332
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Snort* It's Squish-ily. :)
Sorry, you have to marry me first. :P
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, way to tie tings back into the origional post. Good job!!
Now where the hell is Kimmy?!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent. I am a Squishy Kitty.
And for the record, Tina, your loss. I am a gal of many talents!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My kitty shall not be called anything perverted starting with a "p" and she shall not be doing anything jucky. That means NO SEXUAL FAVORS.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She shall be my....Kitty. She shall be my Kitty and she shall be mine. She shall be my kitty. When I am on campus I miss my bitty baby kitties, and you shall be my Kampus Kitty. Purrrrr.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA you just made me laugh really loud. And I'm sitting right outside the open door of a big "Growth Confrence." Nevermind. Be my squishy. I like Squishy things. http://www.ubersite.com/m/15998
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm.... that depends on what a squeeky's job is. I am NOT sticking ANYTHING up your ass!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojo... will you be my, umm... squeeky?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have Squishy jealousy. *pout* Can't she be your... fuzzy? or something?
heh heh *snort*
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whooo hooo! I am loved again!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kimmy, I know you're here. Say something, would you?? Or wouldn't mommy hook the keyboard up to your LeapPad today? Poor little girl...
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shall be my smaller Squishy. I am 20 and so responsible enough to take care of two Squishies. I shall call you Squishily and you shall be mine. You shall be my Squishily.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cries quietly in the corner*
I am nobody's squishy...
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! You are a good little Squishy.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Titinita that is the BEST part of that movie!!!!!
I'll be your squishy. But I won't sting you. But if you want to say "Bad Squishy!" and beat me you can!
Submitted by zarathustra (user info) at 2004-05-06 13:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my first post.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 13:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Luther I pick you to be mine. I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, that's because I'm NOT with him anymore.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats because you are with that ugly tampon kid
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sad but true, slowly, she'll forgive you. I'd forgive about anything for ANY action.... sigh... It's been a long time...
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's all good... once i give her some tongue action she'll get over it
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting- don't sweat it. She sounds like a doll. Worst she'll do is hang it over your head for a while (which I fully encourage- leverage is good).
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, but you didn't write that, I did.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know exactly what she's gonna say:
"if I had written about sucking some guy's dick you'd so be mad at me"
and she'd be right...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you were going to get in trouble, WHY did you email her about it?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting, she wouldn't seriously be pissed, would she?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just emailed my fiancee about this post. im gonna be spending like 18 hours in a car with her this weekend... im in deep shit definitely
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry lojo, I tokk a shower this morning.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it gross that I am going to put these back on now?
Wow, what number of heat can this get up too? I thought it would stop at 100, but it didn't...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOO HOOOOO! *luther clumsily climbs in*
Am I purdy?
No... probably just goofy looking. Here, you can have them back. I don't think they're me.
*tosses panties back to lojo*
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*tosses her panties to luther*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry slowlyrotting. it's my laugh. can't ya tell?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why the fuck do you keep snorting luther?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol need any pointers with that dick, lojo? You KNOW men are better at it... heh heh *snort*
I'm still lost with the panties thing. can I wear 'em or not?! heh heh *snort*
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*slurp* sorry about that I had a dick in my mouth. What I meant to say is that if you are a size three I would be honored for you to fit into my panties.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 12:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why on EARTH would that make you kill yourself?!?!?!
stop please. I'll do anything.... heh heh *snort*
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmpphh mmhmmhppphhh hphphp mmmmmmmhffff
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bet they might fit my lojo... In girl's jeans I'm a size 3...
not that I ever wear them... heh heh *snort*
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
quit sucking my dick while YOU talk
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, freebie, we're not talking about the post anymore, by the way.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I couldn't understand you. Quit sucking your thumb while you talk!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<hands panties back to lojope>
i FUCKING told you they would stick to the celing
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did, it really did make me smile.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can try, but if you fit into my panties I might kill myself...
-2 for me for using the word panties....
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I find them can I wear them?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have not lost my mind, but I HAVE lost my panties... who wants to have a scavenger hunt?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post has got to be some kind of uber world record.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and sorry dear for getting you confused with titinita!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope, sweeite, have you lost your mind? heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting: want me to bitch slap her for ya? oh, I'm only joking- I would never! No offense towards you, mrs. slowlyrotting-to-be. You poor darling you...
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting...... thanks for last night darling, you were wonderful
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my girlfriend is going to really kick my ass when she finds this... and oh yes, she will find this... please god make this post go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cowers in a dark corner with his thumb in his mouth whimpering softly)
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'd also like to add this:
Slowlyrotting: I challenge you to a DUEL! An ear-nibbling duel! har har!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-06 11:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell yeah, Luther, I keep clicking on this, not because I want to read the post, but because I wanna get with you! Woo hooo!!1 I love gay men!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-06 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slolyrotting: sorry bout the blocking man. I never thought I'd have to say that to a straight man in refrence to women.
Titinita: If not for ear nibbling, then what? heh heh *snort*
Kimmy: check your email
well I'm surprised that this is still #1 most heated. But I know it's because all the ladies want a threesome with the gay guy heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-06 10:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap. The post is a non-event but the infantile flame war you instigated in the replies was mind-numbing. Please, for the love of fuck, try and grow up a little.
Submitted by immolation at 2004-05-06 10:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I absolutely love it when some tit writes WTF!!!!!!1
that little "1" on the end makes the whole package magic.
your mother should have slammed her belly in the photocopier when she was pregnant with you.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-06 09:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to +2 this post for a couple of reasons (content of the post is NOT one of the reasons).
- You've got zing, zang, zork! Tappa tappa tappa.
- You knew well enough to take shit where it was due, and dish it back to the hungry.
- Although nobody has seen you, you offered the fact that you have the body of Eric Cartman.
That takes balls.
- You manipulated these fucks to take your post all the way to #1 on the most heated.
and the last reason I'm giving you a +2...
fat chicks give good head.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-06 09:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How on Earth did this end up as #1 most heated?
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-06 08:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For all concerned, yes, I'm pleasantly plump and also have a third nipple on my left but cheek. dipshits.
Hairycoo, thanks for the support. Hopefully we kept you entertained for a bit on a boring hump day.
Lojo, great reply! roflmao!!!
just.wow.
and dearest Luther, I have a proposition for you, e-mail me at kimmyhott69.at.yahoo.com (go ahead and laugh fuckers, HARHARHAR) if you'd like and I'll reply from my real one.
Well guys, it's been fun. Thanks for playing, I'll miss you!! lol!!!1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-05-06 08:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny in a 'meh' sort of way
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-06 05:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit post.
have you ever considered there might be a difference between an open mind and having holes in the head.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-06 04:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NYEH!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 03:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly amusing.
about the same way as "adoro mis ovejas" is mildly entertaining. kind of like beavis and butthead
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-06 03:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck is this most heated?
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-05-06 02:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought the cat was amusing, I laughed at the mouse head.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-06 02:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't funny at all
Submitted by stupidwhiteguy (user info) at 2004-05-06 00:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is on most heated because Kimmy's got an attitude!
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-05-05 22:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
cat vs. dog jokes? come on. i have indeed seen much, much better
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-05-05 20:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck did this get on most heated?
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst thread I've actually spent five minutes bothering to read. I will now leave work and commence going to the bar to consume large amounts of tequila to make me forget.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually I take that back..... fat chicks have their place.... I mean its the only way any of these fuckers are going to get laid
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh what your a fat chick ? ah. no lady you lost my support
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was funny the first time i read it, which was about three years ago
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe kimmy youve been winding all these fuckers up..... and doing a good job at it too
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just thought I'd add my -2 cents..
They're not giving you -2's because you're a noob.. and it's not because it's a forward. It's because it's simply not funny.
I'm fairly new. I posted a forward. I have a positive rating on it.
So suck it up and write a real post. Or at least a good forward.
Submitted by justtobeajerk (user info) at 2004-05-05 18:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not for nibbling though.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowly, it all depends on the ear-nibbling factor.... do you think you can beat him at it?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i still pick luther.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im not gay so luther is out. its me or him ladies and i know you'll choose me since im the BOMB.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are fat and your post is dumb.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slowly, I will think about the pic... BUT only if we don't cut Luther out. Gay guys are the BEST at ear nibbling.
Kimmy, "I KNEW this would get shitted on but get WAY more attention than anything YOU'VE ever written" That was directly followed by you calling me catty.... funny since that sounds cattier than ANYTHING I have said.
I have no opinion on chubby girls.
Luther, I bet you'd like MY boobies, they are pretty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY KATZ!!!11!!!ROFLMAO!!!1!!!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I expect an answer on here when I return in the AM Luth.
I'm off, I've had a tough day and must go relax. and maybe cry a little.
LOL ROFLMO har har!!!!!11
good night all. even all you trash talking haters. ha
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slowlyrotting, how did I get cut out of this deal? *pout*
Yes Kimmy, I'm an addict. Soft & Sensual scent is my favorite. I'm obsessed. I need it to survive. No really, I do.
I'm outta here kiddies- it's been real.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would like to re-state my initial request of naked pictures of you two... or AT LEAST a camwhore shot. nudity is not essential i guess... for now...
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and don't worry, i already mentioned the my no bood situation.
we are good to go.
hey, lojo, do you like pleasantly plump chicks? i think that's the only way this will work! eek!
(holding breath, awaiting response-or fat joke)
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Luth, are you serious about being an Avon addict??? don't toy with me boy, I am going to make millions with this!!!
Submitted by Agent Smith <smith.at.fbi.gov> at 2004-05-05 16:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot to rate this last time.
[This message is not endorsed by the FBI.]
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok... its just me, kimmy, lojope, and suzyquezy. i'll bring a camcorder...
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was trying to be NICE, but I see that doesn't work with you.
lojope, ever hear of rating the post and not the poster. tsk tsk.
anyway, if you think i'm a bitch that's cool. i have absolutely no opinion about you other than most of your posts are pretty good.
I think it's kinda pathetic that you -2'd me for arguing w/ the commentors. I dont know if you could tell (slow?) but I was fucking w/ people. I could give a good fuck about a good rating. I know the 'RULES' of Uber, and I know what it takes to get good ratings and I really dont care, I KNEW this would get shitted on but get WAY more attention than anything YOU'VE ever written. catty bitch.
dammit, you suck.
almost #1 on Most Heated as we speak. Thanks for your contribution!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojo what about some boy-on-boy action?
Hm. I bet no one really cares for that, hmm? Well I'll just be there for moral support and kissing earlobes. mmmmm earlobes. heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kimmy do they let you use your LeapPad without the headphones at "work"? Woooow.
You sell Avon? I think I love you. I'm an addict. I attend AvanAnonymous regularly. Maybe you're not so bad afterall.
Yea, you are. But you sell Avon.
And yea I'm down for a threesome, but remember, I don't do boobies. Their squishiness disturbs me.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is NotApoligizing a boy or girl? If its another boy, we need to invite someone else. no offense, NotApoligizing, it's just I don't want those boys to miss out on the fun girl-on-girl action I am willing to offer.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:38:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
This reeks of the child on 'Family Guy'. It's mildly amusing and I haven't seen it, but you get a -1 for a different reason: because you sat on here for the sole purpose of heating this up. Once your post is submitted you have no influence on the ratings. Chatting it up for heat will annoy others and undermines your slim hopes for credibility.
I have a solution for you though. YOu should get together with Gallagher and come up with more personifications for animals--hell, why not even some inanimate objects? He makes the props while you steal the ideas for them! A match made in heaven...PIE HEAVEN, that is!
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NA, I agree COMPLETELY. I was thinking Stewie myself! haha
just one thing, I am not here for credibility, honestly. If you check my user ID i'm #421, I've been around for quite a while and usually come here to read only.. A past post of mine explains why I'm not on here as often as I'd like. The boss is out and when the cat is away the mice will play. I'm just trying to have some fun and pass the time. SHITS AND GIGGLES, remember?
but thanks for the honest advice and not giving too much shit!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
notapologising wants in on it too!!!!! w00t!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm in if Luther is, I like gay people.
Actually, Kimmy, I was pretty much indifferent to the whole thing until you started being a littel bitch to everyone who didn't like it. If someone gives you a -2 suck it up and do better next time.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on lojope, you didn't think this was AT LEAST worth reading?
please be honest!
hah, it's ok. do the right thing and follow the crowd........
Luther, I dont think it's worth stating but I will for the hell of it.
I'm a project specialist for a major electrical supply distributor. far from fun, but far from a shit job. For my age (12) I'm satified w/ my salary and occupation, thankyouverymuch.
though i've started selling avon part time and hope to make that my life's work. AVON CALLING!
slowly, get rid of the fiance and we'll talk! or is she into that kinky 3some type stuff???
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This reeks of the child on 'Family Guy'. It's mildly amusing and I haven't seen it, but you get a -1 for a different reason: because you sat on here for the sole purpose of heating this up. Once your post is submitted you have no influence on the ratings. Chatting it up for heat will annoy others and undermines your slim hopes for credibility.
I have a solution for you though. YOu should get together with Gallagher and come up with more personifications for animals--hell, why not even some inanimate objects? He makes the props while you steal the ideas for them! A match made in heaven...PIE HEAVEN, that is!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we could have a giant orgy! luther said he's up for it...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha... ok then, I couldn't tell. Sometimes people are like "suck my cock!" as an insult.
To answer you, I'd have to say.....
Yes, but only if I get to swallow!
PS~ Please don't let your fiance beat me up.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he was hitting on you, lojo. Well, actually he's engaged so probably not seriously...
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEAN??????? I'm offering to let you taste pure ecstacy. How is that mean?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you being mean to me, slowly?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh hey lojope that cock sucking thing goes for you too!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-05 16:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This really summed it up eloquently from the beginning:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32247#516215
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent Smith <smith.at.fbi.gov> at 2004-05-05 14:43:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
This post was terrible.
[This message is not endorsed by the FBI]
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I don't think enough people noticed this, and I laughed so hard when I read it I shot orange juice out of my nose.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kimmie, honey, 7th grade isn't a job.
I know you haven't graduated from college, let alone attended, so therefore it is impossible for you to have a better job than I. Unless, by better, you mean more fun. That is entirely possible. But if, by better, you mean more money and knowledge requirements, I say shennanigans!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-05 16:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you sound like a dirty quebecker.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about me? you gonna suck my cock or not? your +2 depends on your answer, so think long and hard (pun intended)
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm not angry rb. where are you getting THAT from???
I'm tons of fun. I thought the stereo type was that fat people are jolly?? wtf??!@!!111
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
luther, i probably have a better job than you.
LSM, sorry, i'm plump in all areas except the chest area, I'd let ya squeeze but I dont think you'd be able to get a firm grasp. you perverted fuck, you.
maybe i'll try cam-whoring next. hmmmm....
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hm. Must be kimmie's nap time.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! pleasantly plump! does that mean you'll suck my dick and let me squeeze your big tits?
my fiancee is gonna kill me when she says my reviews today.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pleasantly plump motherfuckers!
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Oh shes a fat chick. Well that explains all the anger.
You really should have said that in beginning. Heres a +2. Think of it like a Super Sized value meal. We all know how much you love them.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kimmy, I don't hate women. Just you. But I do like squishy things...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*freeze* I. Um. Wait- do you?
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pleasantly plump motherfuckers!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Luth i wasn't sure if you were a woman hater from way back as a result of past relationships or if you were in fact gay. either is fine by me, i was just curious. and maybe hoping for an interesting story of why you hate women.
and by squishee you BETTER not mean FAT!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
luther - do i know you?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slowlyrotting, since I'm so confused, does that include me, too? heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Titinita... it's okay to think I'm a girl. Maybe some day I will be.
Okay, no not really. But that could make for some good writing...
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want naked pictures of every chick on uber just to prove that they are *indeed* women. otherwise i dont believe you.
gobblegobblegobble my cock bitch
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Titinita you remember! Awww I wuv you too, girl! Jeebus I forgot about squishy things myself...
Woah. Thanks for THAT memory. *snort*
Kimmie darling. I don't like women. If you can't figure this one out on your own, I'm not helping you. And what's this about giving up on me? Were you going to ask me out??
Hey Titinita- I'll bet SHE'S squishy!!!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good points AAE, I never realized these things before. I now realize the error of my ways....
holy christ, stfu and keep bumping me up the most heated. moron.
it's kinda sad that some words on a screen invoke such feelings inside you
:-(
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LUTHER YOU'RE GAY?
SQUISH! *heh heh snort*
I lub you Luther. Even back when I thought you were a girl.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Titty, how ya been??
gobblegobble
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see slowlyrotting, Uber thrives on this SHIT.
I thoroughly appreciate your support!
and Luther, I've given up hope on you. It was nice chatting w/ you though. (are you gay?)
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Generally a good policy: If you can read it in your email inbox, so can everyone else here. It doesn't need to be posted.
I really was pretty apathetic about the post itself, but your belligerent bickering in the replies made me hate you. And by the way, a 0 rating generally means "worth reading," as you can see in the drop down menu.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY! Gobblegobblegobble! Just like the good ol' days!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy crap this post is getting more hits than most of my own... AND I USUALLY AT LEAST TRY DAMMIT!
Submitted by reallybored (