To those who feel homosexuality is ok (823 hits)
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Submitted by Posthumous Laughter (View user info) at 2004-05-05 15:33:10 EDT
I guess this fits under politics, as it is an issue with our government lately, the whole same sex marriage thing.
To those who think homosexuality is ok;
Human nature and amimal instinct serve one purpose and pretty much one perpose alone: survival. Animals do it through constant breeding and killing other animals for food. In order to perpetuate a species of animal, they must eat and breed. The same concept works for humans, as we are technically animals, and must bend to the same rules, as our survival depends on it. Homosexuality does not lead to babies, as it is physically impossible. Therefor, homosexuality leads to the decline of a species. If all of a sudden all the lions in the world went gay, there would be no more lions shortly there after. Same with humans. I don't care if you like cock, or enjoy a good fat lesbian as a soulmate. It does not bother me. Have as much ball and ass slapping anal sex as you want, this is America. You are free to fuck whomever you want. So fuck on. Let not I cast the first stone, for all shall be judged. As long as you keep your lifestyle out of the news, and out of my life, and realize that your actions will eventually lead to the demise of the human civilization. Now, granted this is a rather small part of the decline of our civilization, I just though I would post this.
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Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-06-10 19:47:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-06 01:36:16 EDT (#)
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sigh
you suck
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-05-05 19:20:16 EDT (#)
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there are currently 430 species that display homosexual beaviour, homosexuality in nature helps to bond certain groups, african antelope females practice sexual courtship with eachother to fortify their relationship because they exist in largely female groups. youngfemale pygmy chimpanzees (bonobos) leave tier group to find a new group in order to prevent inbreeding and when they fgind a new group, engage in a lesbian relationship with an older female. oh and 63% of male bison engage in homosexual activites.
in conclusion, homosexuality is a fact of nature and you are a moron
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:54:47 EDT (#)
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Dr Zoidberg! I'd shake you claw if my arms could extent across the internet, yes I would you comedic batstard you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:46:03 EDT (#)
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Oh my. Haven't heard this argument before. Nope, not ever. Not even in a book written 120 years ago called "Degeneration"
You're completely original in your thought process.
K, straight people, here's a lesson of what its like to be in our shoes. You know how annoyed you are that someone keeps bringing up the homosexual topic despite it being argued to death?
Thats about how we feel all the time, when some repressed asshole thinks who I fuck is any of their business.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:43:38 EDT (#)
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Mr. Laughter, I fail to see the reason for your posting.
Is it...
...To win people over with objective analysis and logical debate? ...FAILED.
...To make people laugh with witty retorts and a fresh angle on an overdone topic? ...FAILED.
...To gain sympathy from people who share the same belief of the situation as you? ...FAILED.
...To get another homosexual post into most heated by ticking people off and following general "hitwhore" regulations by arguing and whinging on like a gradeschooler? ...SUCCESS.
Congratulations. Now, as others have said (in not so many words): Please leave, or post something decent.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:28:12 EDT (#)
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i never said it was "god's plan" i fucking hate fags. complete bias. jesus. do you think i would go so far as to rant this long abot god! i don't even believe in the fucker. all i know is Ryan Seacrest is the anti-christ, come to bathe in the blood of the innocent and bring upbeat music to all. and no, it is socially unacceptable for a grown man to suck cock. so stop.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:25:01 EDT (#)
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Haha, hey man, its your lemonade stand.
I'll be Godammned if I'm paying twenty-five cents for your piss water though.
And the fact that you tried to diss me by implicating my sexual preference in regards to your feet and my nuts well, that just goes to show that deep down inside you find it morally unacceptable for a grown man to suck dick. That tells me that you have a bias even though you claim your argument is in favor of "nature" or "god's great plan" only.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:22:54 EDT (#)
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"things they can't help".... what pussy bullshit! can't help. like you can't helpe being a dumbfuck. no you can. go read a book. go to class. stop smoking weed. fuck. people are sooooo dumb. if you do not controll your circumstances, who the fuck does. i would love to meet the person responsible for your life. you must be the biggest piece of shit ever. "oh, shit happens", fucking hippie scum. fucking damn defeatists. go piss on a generator and remove your piece of shit self from the gene pool. oh... look at me, i can't make decisions in my life. pansy asslicker.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:21:35 EDT (#)
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Weak.
Your argumentation is atrocious.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:17:34 EDT (#)
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People fucking so much will end to the decline of the human civilization. The population is expected to double by 2020, and keep growing exponentially thereafter. As the human population increases, the importance of the individual decreases. So actually, if you are a homo, you are helping to save the human race. ALL people will never "go gay," becuase that's not a decision that you could make. If I wanted to go gay I couldn't, becuase i'm straight. You are just as bad as racist people that hate people of a certain race becuase of something that they can't help. Fuck you.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:16:49 EDT (#)
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uh.... meat master. if you are playing with your junk while thinking about my feet, fuck man you might be gay.
I agree with some of what you say, though not really, just sounds nice, doesnt it. And the thing about titties, well what did your mom feed you with as a child? a nipple of sorts, right? well, is that primal instincts talking or what. tits feed, i like tits. perhaps i can feed off of them, or they will be big enough to feed my offspring. duh. you fucking people need to learn to think, and perhaps even read some books not written by "____________", >place gay sci-fi or D&D name<. FRODO LIVES!! GHANDALF!!!!!! ERRRRRR
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:10:43 EDT (#)
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Tastycat-- aka smell pussy
1. uh, you are gay. Making your first point about a misspelled word is rather juvenile, what are you in 9th grade?
2. Yes, God told me so. Duh...fucking Josef Stumple.
3. Eat my ass.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:08:22 EDT (#)
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There is no grand scheme. It's just people fucking and that's it. There is no purpose. It's just dick in pussy (or ass) and that's it. Surviving has nothing to do with reproduction. Sex is there so you can be like "oh shit, this is really all i can think about sticking my dick in something, well i guess this is being in "heat" as they say and let me find a mate. Oh wait this is the human race instead of doing some dance I have another ritual which involves money and that thing oh yeah human emotion. Ok now I can do what I've been wanting to do... Oh shit what's this? Offsprining?"
DUM DUM DUM!! Having children is a desire by those who wish to swing in the direction of their social system. Most civilizations have a thing for "carrying down the family name" and most cry-baby men and nearly all ditsy women want to "raise a beautiful family". But that has nothing to do with instinct you rectal renegade, it has to do with moral and social beliefs. People used to sacrifice some of their children to the gods (or some shit like that) so it just goes to show survival is not realtional to reprodcing and cannot be referred to in the same context. Plus your feet probably stink, and that gives me more of a reason to chuckle and stratch my nuts as I write this.
Being the sperm and the egg thing its obvious what sex was intended for. But as my father said to me when I was but a wee lad, "Boy why do titties drive a man wild?"
Titties don't drive us wild because we have this uncanny urge to produce offspring. They drive us because.. wait why the fuck do titties do drive a man wild? Shit... must be instinct but man why does it look so fucking good godamn it?
Ok I figured it out! Nobody knows anything other than science which can't explain why titties look good (at least to my knowledge) and moral/social beliefs which don't mean shit because we made them up which means we can't justify "God's plan" in the same scope as ours.
On another note, female ass-plunging is regularly accepted as a valid form of sexual intercourse, especially in "macho" men who believe that anal sex is so kinky that only the P I M P's and playboys get it. So is oral penetration, which both provide no sources of reproduction. Case in hand, you cannot get away with saying that homosexuality will end the human race one day neither can you say it is instinct to reproduce. Either is a retarded fabrication of the truth. Nature recommends reproduction but forces sex appeal unto us. The desire to reproduce is in my own simple opinion moral and or social, not instinctual.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:55:15 EDT (#)
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Personally, I believe that unless you play the "God card", you've not a leg to stand on if you try to argue against homosexuality.
I can be proven wrong, of course. It's happened many times, before. But that's my view right now.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:55:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:39:05 (#)
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spedmonkey-
uhhhh.... do you believe everything you read. Bat boy found in cave, ring any bells. Determined at birth. For fucks sake, that is the most retarted thing I have ever heard. If this is true then good luck on smoking pole. Go watch Gataca. read a book or two. Or continue to doubt your choice of sexual preferance. Am i giving you a chub?
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a) It's spelt retarded, as in "posthumouslaughter is fuckin retarded."
b) You ask in spedmonkey believes everything he reads. Where did you get your information from? Unless God almighty came down and talked to you personally, and you have pictures to prove it, you've either read something that you've believed at one point or another, or, you're talking out your ass. I think the latter is more likely.
c) Kill yourself.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:54:56 EDT (#)
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i don't believe in "god" just the fact that something more does exist. I don't read the bible, am not a right wing hillbilly, or any of the below. i just feel homosexuality does not help anybody, but i am ok with it, as long as i don't have to read about bitchy fags whinning about rights and shit, its like damn women trying to get rights to vote. homosexuals just need to realize they have the right to be gay, that is just about enough. no need to go and have to get married so they can lower their taxes.
Submitted by Kris (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:48:12 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-05 16:42:22 EDT (#)
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Take your shit here fuckwad:
http://www.family.org/
A nice collection of narrow-minded, creationist, back-water hillbillies like yourself.
Submitted by craik (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:42:03 EDT (#)
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I think the excistance of ignorant right wing bible thumpers is more of a cause in the decline of civilization then being gay. Look at one of the most successfull and advanced civilizations ever, the Greeks, being gay was encouraged.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:40:29 EDT (#)
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Dont fuck with God.
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Well theres goes the rational argument we were having....
When in doubt, toss out the God card.
I hope there is a God, because i got a feeling it is gonna be really pissed off at what people are using its name for. You might be the one fucked at the end of the day.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:39:05 EDT (#)
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spedmonkey-
uhhhh.... do you believe everything you read. Bat boy found in cave, ring any bells. Determined at birth. For fucks sake, that is the most retarted thing I have ever heard. If this is true then good luck on smoking pole. Go watch Gataca. read a book or two. Or continue to doubt your choice of sexual preferance. Am i giving you a chub?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:36:20 EDT (#)
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"Homosexuality is and cannot be genetic. That is saying sexual orientation is a predetermined factor in life. This negates any personal choice for people to have in the whole process. That is like saying when you are born you have personal preferance for blondes because of a gene called 'love-blonde-puss". Fucking retarded. Preferance and choice are not biological, nor will they ever be. Don't be a goddamn fucking assram. Stupid."
Sorry, buddy. Homosexuality is determined at birth, by chemicals in the brain or something. Research has proven this. People may hide their sexual preference, maybe even have kids and live a straight life, but they still are attracted to their own sex.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:34:54 EDT (#)
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homosexuality is nature's answer to overpopulation, it exists in the animal kingdom same as in human society. save the right wing shit for someone who cares.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:34:21 EDT (#)
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Lord. Get a clue. Find religion. If you believe in anything, besides your own douchebag life of, you would have an idea that the grand scheme of life is not just to hump. it is to survive, survive well and perpetuate humankind. animals and the human body are similar if not the same. they must reproduce. You as a spiritual being, if you have any belief in that, choose your own sexual characteristics, be it either cognitively or subcognitively. Daft. If you had no soul, which i am severely doubting right around now, you would be a damn cow, loafing in a field eating grass. be it that you probably have one, soul that is, even if it is retarded, you have to realize, you control your life, not your damn body. Choice to suck pole, made by you. Choice to drink until you die, made by you. Choice to have an adams apple or male genetila, biolocial, not yours to make. Dont fuck with God.
Submitted by Ralph Wigam at 2004-05-05 16:27:43 EDT (#)
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My cat's breath smells like pussy. Does that make it gay?
Submitted by Jerry Falwell <religious.at.nut.com> at 2004-05-05 16:26:08 EDT (#)
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Couldn't agree more!
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:24:15 EDT (#)
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You pompous ass. Decline of the world's civilization? Do you have any idea how overpopulated the world is right now? I've been to like 7 different countries and all of them are crawling with stupid, loud, and obnoxious people.
If homosexuality could actually cut down the world population I would start sucking cock right now. It doesn't however, at least not on a grand scale as there are more homosexuals now than ever and our population continues to grow as people are living older (why!? why live past 50?) and people are having more and more children because they believe that their brats taking up space in the line at six flags is cute. It's not cute, the my whole existance makes me feel like I've been on one long conveyor belt getting generic "middle-class" experiences of life... but before I start letting my fingers run away with myself,
Your natural instinct is not to make children you chud, your natural instinct is to stick your dick in something. Your natural instinct is to FUCK. So what if same sex accomplishes nothing but sex, that's exactly what you are instinctly programmed to do. Oh you say that the human race may die out? Big fucking deal. Ooooh call the national enquirer, the precious and elite human race is on the verge of extinction... good fucking riddens.
Why would you want to fuck the same sex? I don't know, I can't understand myself, but I suppose I'm not supposed to understand anyway. But hey if you do so be it, like i said your just trying to stick your dick in something as nature intended.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:24:02 EDT (#)
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You equate humans to animals and then you say animals are different. A bit hypocritical dont you think?
And since when does genetics NOT influence our choices? If my parents are alcholics than science tells us my chances of being an alcholic is higher, even though i can choose otherwise. Your genes affect every single fiber of your being, wether you want to believe it or not.
Either way you logic is still flawed because with homosexuals only being 5-10% of our population we still have more then enought people to continue our species. As of know, the earth is EXTREMELY overpopulated.
You are a moron who is trying to not look like one.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:15:39 EDT (#)
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No, this is not purely instinct. This is something inherant. Do some research. If that were the case (hump or be humped) then why would these animals not participate in heterosexual activities? There's been studies done on this. Dumbass.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:12:38 EDT (#)
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If you have seen gay animals, than congratulations, you have witnessed a basic animal instinct; hump or be humped. they do not choose to be gay, they have no soul, no choice in what they do or don't do. They are animals. If they had, lets call it a soul or spirit, then they would drive cars and kick our asses. Dumbass.
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:09:05 EDT (#)
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smells
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:08:39 EDT (#)
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Maybe lower populations is just what we need you closeted penis muncher !
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:08:39 EDT (#)
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animals are stupid, once a male smeels that a female is in heat, he'll hump anything with a hole.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:06:55 EDT (#)
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What the fuck do you know, retard? I'll tell ya: NOTHING! Quit generalizing and let "nature" take it's course; in fact, no matter what you say or do, nature will happen as it sees fit. That includes girls kissing and boys humping. Leave it alone and deal with your own shit.
Or maybe, subconsciously.... you are.....
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-05 16:01:21 EDT (#)
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"Homosexuality is and cannot be genetic. That is saying sexual orientation is a predetermined factor in life. This negates any personal choice for people to have in the whole process. That is like saying when you are born you have personal preferance for blondes because of a gene called 'love-blonde-puss". Fucking retarded. Preferance and choice are not biological, nor will they ever be. Don't be a goddamn fucking assram. Stupid."
So since there are in fact gay animals, are you saying that these animals CHOOSE to be gay?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:57:22 EDT (#)
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Was it the Quakers or the Shakers that didn't believe in sex so they all eventually died out?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:55:52 EDT (#)
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Woah. So wait; men can't have babies?
Boy have i been barking up the wrong tree. Thanks for the enlightenment Socrates.
Submitted by bubbamoore (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:54:51 EDT (#)
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i am tired of this gay str8 bullshit... Shoot me!!!!
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:54:22 EDT (#)
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Homosexuality is and cannot be genetic. That is saying sexual orientation is a predetermined factor in life. This negates any personal choice for people to have in the whole process. That is like saying when you are born you have personal preferance for blondes because of a gene called 'love-blonde-puss". Fucking retarded. Preferance and choice are not biological, nor will they ever be. Don't be a goddamn fucking assram. Stupid.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:44:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:33:24 (#)
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God Dammit! Everytime I think ReallyBored has outdone himself... he goes and does it again.
+2 son, +2
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my mom is a bulldyke and i bet she could kick your ass too.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:40:26 EDT (#)
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Think about what your doing, comparing animals to humans. Thats like comparing Metallica to Britney spears. Who cares, they wanna be pickle-puffers, let em. Adoption is an option you overlooked. And what about lesbians, how fucking DARE you badmouth lesbians. This will not be on most heated.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:37:24 EDT (#)
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what i said about reallybored in that review on that other post... it's the exact oposite thing for you
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Which one?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:37:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know wether to be pissed off or thankful. Damn you!!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:36:53 EDT (#)
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If homosexuality is genetic then homosexuals will be bred out and humans will survive. If anything homosexuality is a method for regulating population.
Your logic is flawed.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:36:42 EDT (#)
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what i said about reallybored in that review on that other post... it's the exact oposite thing for you
-2, son, -2
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:35:43 EDT (#)
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someone posted almost the exact same thing yesterday. yes we know fags cant reproduce.
thanks for the science lesson but save it for your discovery channel discussion group
because it's not entertaining and it's not even close to interesting.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:35:16 EDT (#)
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If I know anything about Ubersite, this is going to make it to Most Heated.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-05 15:34:12 EDT (#)
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i would've given you a -2 but.... your name made me chuckle.