Calling all Americans (1212 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-05-06 15:08:38 EDT
Calling all Americans
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to control the President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2008.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "shit".
8. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
Thank you for your cooperation.
User Reviews
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:37:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by God_of_Crabs at 2004-09-10 11:28:58 EDT (#)
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This is a rip off of a chain email sent around when the 2000 election went FUBAR.
It was funny then, and is funny now, I'd +2 if you used sources.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:11:41 EDT (#)
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How did I miss this?
Fuckin' cool.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-05-20 06:35:12 EDT (#)
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It's easy to take shots at the world's only authority figure, isn't it?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-20 06:10:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee: "actually I'd rather be Australian, but that's for a totally different reason"
My prostate throbs.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2004-05-20 05:51:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:25:54 EDT (#)
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Ashlee... You're fine, you spelt it right...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:24:19 EDT (#)
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This was great, nay, hilarious. You already know I decided to start pronouncing things the British way and using words like "bloody" and "bollocks" a long time ago (forgive me if I spelt it wrong, I'm still learning!). At this point, I'd way rather be British than American (actually I'd rather be Australian, but that's for a totally different reason) anyway. I will go without a fight.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:00:05 EDT (#)
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GO BRITAIN WOOO!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 16:31:58 EDT (#)
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THE el_guapo?
hey dude!
Submitted by El Guapo <deadbolt2002.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-07 16:29:57 EDT (#)
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Nice post. All good jokes, i wish i could make up such laughable bull shit. One specific comment though:
American cars may not be the longest lasting, but no one can compare with their offroad capabilites, and there isnt a damn country out there that, to this day has gotten the truck right, except the good ole U.S.A., and nothing can top the sound of a beautiful American V8 . . . God i love that sound. God Bless America . . . Just not George Bush. I would also like to reference everyone to
www.JohnKerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-07 16:06:51 EDT (#)
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isn't that cute...they think they have power.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:23:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/32365
A simple rebuttal to your points.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:27:04 EDT (#)
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shandy you horror!!
faking me on my own post!
shocking!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:16:19 EDT (#)
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Hey chill out, its just a joke.
Although as you've found no WMD and you're only reason for invading iraq was that Saddam was a dictator who had people tortured....maybe the UN will be storming the white house sometime soon.
But probably not.
I didn't read all of these replies, but as a couple of points,
We've kicked the shit out of the french umpteen times,
and we do put fluoride in the water, but if you're gonna sing I think we need a better National anthem.
Maybe Rule Brittania or come more up to date with We Are The Champions.
Submitted by Apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:41:48 EDT (#)
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dudes, i'm real sorry about this post
but hey, i guess you all know i secretly love the good 'ol US of A
excuse me, i must slip off to the men's room for a few moments alone with my collection of George W photos.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:34:42 EDT (#)
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Reallybored - We do fluoride the water; at least in the South East.
Start singing!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:26:17 EDT (#)
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'7) Just because you give Quebec and France shit and they don't take it doesn't mean we are going to do your dirty work and beat the shit out of them. France could kick your ass, so you really don't have the stuff to back up what your saying when you talk trash to us.'
Masterofthemelee - France are about as capable of kicking our ass as you flying unaided.
Yet another American blissfully unaware that there's a world outside their borders, and what goes on in it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:59:17 EDT (#)
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Jolly good show, wot wot.
Bollocks to all those bloody wankers.
Those wankers that can't take a joke are just in need of a more colourful imagination.
God save the Queen. Even though she doesn't do anything and she looks like Janet Reno, we still lover her.
Cheers!
Submitted by Gandhi <webmaster.at.djnoronha.com> at 2004-05-07 01:40:15 EDT (#)
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Did you know the world "gullible" doesn't exist in the English dictionary?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:29:35 EDT (#)
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God bless Ame....arrgh...eh..NOOOOO!!!!!!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:15:13 EDT (#)
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Bloody hell, Apollo, you should have know they "on the other side of the pond" are a little touchy.
I giggled.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:04:00 EDT (#)
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Well, you make a great point about American cars.
Submitted by wse_jack (user info) at 2004-05-06 21:58:51 EDT (#)
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nice
Aleins took JFK away and ate him, then puta bullet in his driver to frame it on oswell, who was taking a piss at the local urinal when he was abducted by the russian aliens for the russian alien cold wars in siberia. Then they zaped kennedeys left overs into the car and we all thought it looked hella cool and took pictures. then place oswell with .22 in a water tower. Then left. Then came back because JFK was soooo fuckin tsty they had to get some other kennedys as well. Ted, your next.
PS. they took marline monroe too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-06 21:02:56 EDT (#)
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You'll never take me alive never. It's the boiled meat and that whole putting milk of all things in tea.
Also, there was an optional mini camp in town already - woo hoo GO PANTHERS
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-06 20:22:12 EDT (#)
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funny.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-06 20:01:17 EDT (#)
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Okay, so we're British again. I always complain about the English, but it is mostly because I have to support that lazy, limey, son of a prostitute that I married and divorced long ago. Other than that, it might not be such a difficult transaction because I do live in a colonial city and a substantial part of my heritage is English. That said, I do have few questions. After the Crown takes us over again, will we:
1. Will we now have better access to higher quality tea? Those teabags that are available in our grocery stores are crap. What about better chocolates?
2. Is it now acceptable to view the entire non-British world as being slightly less than human?
3. Since we are now British, will we be even more arrogant, priggish and unaccountable for bad behavior than we already are?
4. Is #3 possible? If so, how does Her Majesty plan to affect these improvements upon the Colonial population?
Those would be all my questions for now. In the meantime, I will be laying the table with my best bone china, in hopes of better things to come. :)
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-05-06 19:27:30 EDT (#)
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As a general rule, 'old email foward' does not equal 'good Uberpost.'
That being said, this was mildly amusing, in a I don't have anything better to do kind of way.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 19:15:29 EDT (#)
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""""Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:05:25 (#)
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-2 because it's not yours
but +2 because it's so well known that I doubt you didnt cite the source on purpose """
I did dude, in my first reply!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:32:36 EDT (#)
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thank god for that. I can now stop receiving uber via telegram.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:15:11 EDT (#)
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I agree whole heartedly, except for the tony blair bit, as he's a lying twat, moreso than most politicians. He made 5 promises at the start of his "rule" and they were mostly about Northern Ireland, and how he planned to get rid of the IRA etc.
Now, nearly 10 years on, how many has he kept?
One? No
Two? No
Three? No
In fact NONE
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:05:25 EDT (#)
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-2 because it's not yours
but +2 because it's so well known that I doubt you didnt cite the source on purpose
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:00:18 EDT (#)
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Funny.
but if any of you pompous English tea cups come over here and try to take my freedom away, you will just end up like your red coat ancestors - dead.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:59:52 EDT (#)
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I saw the response before I found this - smashing!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:42:24 EDT (#)
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Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:34:28 EDT (#)
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Ha
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:26:37 EDT (#)
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So wait, now our entire economy relies on the British again?
*shrugs*
Whatever...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:18:47 EDT (#)
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This has been forwarded to me a dozen times in the past five years.
It's called soccer here. It's low-scoring boredom.
Would it be ok if I sang the Sex Pistols' version of God Save the Queen?
I'll buy a European car when they don't cost 3x more than a comparable American Car.
English actors, as a generalization suck. Now, English actresses on the other hand...
Its spelled color, not colour. Check, not cheque. The letters A & E squashed together don't mean anything to us.
Everyone knows that the mafia killed JFK.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:15:04 EDT (#)
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Seen it before, many times, but I still enjoy it.
After the first time I saw it, I went directly to the dictionary, looked up "aluminum". The chief definition was under that word. However, there was a note "alt. spelling 'aluminium'; chief. Brit"
However, I will concede a point that was not made here: I pronounce "migrane" "mee-grain". Logically, there are two consonants between "i" and "a", and therefore a short "i" sound.
I also pronounce "schedule" as "shed-yul", but that is personal preference, and not adherance to any grammatical rule. I've been trying to say "torch" instead of "flashlight" for utilitarian reasons (only one syllable); same goes for "lift".
I love the Brits, and the Aussies (I even know it's pronounced "ozzies"). However, isn't there enough difference between South African accents and Brit to warrant mention?
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:07:53 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:04:51 EDT (#)
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Please see my reply to you:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32365
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:04:05 EDT (#)
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I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but this was just lame. 'I've seen better'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:03:42 EDT (#)
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"4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys."
In the Last of the Mohicans they were. That old indian with is weird axe kicked ass !
And leave us and France alone bitch. You Anglos could use a good beating for a change. When was it the last time ? 1066 ? I say you're overdue.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:03:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:54:39 (#)
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hey samson, sorry i didnt get that letter. i dont open gay email. thanks for playing.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-06 15:58:38 EDT (#)
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look pal....football is a game played with a stupid shaped ball where guys hit each other with the intent of putting said stupid shaped ball into an endzone and then kicking it through some goalposts.
what you are referring to is soccer... if i wanted to watch the center pass to the right, and then the right back to the center... and so on and so on... i would. but i dont. its boring. i want to see people smashing the shit outa each other.
FUCK SOCCER.
but this post was funny.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:55:51 EDT (#)
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Ill start singing God Save the Queen right after you guys start fluroide to your water.
Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:16:11 (#)
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hey matt, i just noticed, we joined uber the same day!
--Maybe you guys should cyber?--
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info </cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7043>) at 2004-05-06 15:21:29 (#)
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+2 because it was interesting
-2 because britain is as gay as france
+1 because it was original
--This was an email chain letter joke from months ago, not original and still not funny...--
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:49:26 EDT (#)
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This was funny. I hope you will enjoy my next post if I ever get around to it about why despite the sexy accents I have decided to never again date an English girl.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:47:14 EDT (#)
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+2 for the funny post..
-1 for not realizing that English actors and characters are occasionally the good guy. Jason Statham comes to mind.
-1 for not realizing that a portion of your 'German' cars are made in the U.S.A.
-1 for taking away American football. The game is genuinely entertaining. We could rename it, but you have to let us keep it.. maybe we could learn to enjoy socc.. err.. football, and you could learn to enjoy the pigskin.
-2 because Australians and English folk are too touchy about their accents..
+4 because I can't give this post a negative..
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:42:03 EDT (#)
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I already own a Beamer.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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America > Britian > France..
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:36:42 EDT (#)
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now don't sell out and abandon all *heart* for the USA, hamilton! It's ok to want to move and all, but c'mon, you sound like a Kerry- supporting , non bush loving, iraqi (read: terrorist muslims) supporting, lestist republican dog.
Ok, seriously though... have some national pride!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:35:47 EDT (#)
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Soccer aka fagball is the only sport where the fans are actually tougher than the players. It's really, really gay, queer, homoerotic, and not something Americans are interested in, THANK YOU.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:34:39 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MasteroftheMelee (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:24:10 (#)
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1) We can pronounce it any way we want. Its a dialect, so its fine.
2) There is such a thing as US English. In fact, its closer to true English than English English is (as though any of that made sense).
3) Why should I?
4) Why should we?
5) Yeah, even you decided that the monarchy was crap, so when you come and try to tell me to abandon my pride in my country (and no, I'm not a Bush supporter, but I'm still an American) then you can go hell. We have nukes and you don't, so shut up.
6) "Proper" football is a pansy sport. You run around kicking a ball. In man's football, we tackle eachother, us hand-eye cordination on an entirely different level than Soccer (and THAT'S it's name), and use other teamwork tactics besides kicking the ball to someone when another person on the other team comes by (for instance, we actually kick their asses, like all people with testicals do).
7) Just because you give Quebec and France shit and they don't take it doesn't mean we are going to do your dirty work and beat the shit out of them. France could kick your ass, so you really don't have the stuff to back up what your saying when you talk trash to us.
8) Try to take my truck from me and I will run your ass down. What are you going to do? Get in a mini and take me on?
9) You didn't include a 9 on here, dumbass, way to count.
10) His wife.
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buddy, england has nuclear weapons. It just chooses not to bully the fat kids on the playground with them.
Apollo, England still likes Canada, right? I'm thinking about moving there before the U.S gets nuked and we go with it.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:29:36 EDT (#)
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Hey, this bloody, uh, wanker, um, yank thought it was, like, funny.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:14:32 (#)
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On behalf of my countrymen I would like to extend a cordial "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" to you and all of your countrymen and an invitation for you to send all of your women and ablebodied girls (17 year olds of course, im no pedophile... sorry "PAEDOPHILE") for a nice hard fuck.
Revocation isn't pronounded Reh- voe- kay- shun? (i mean this seriously. I have of course HEARD this Al-you-min-ium word, but discarded it as english slang years ago)
Submitted by MasteroftheMelee (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:24:10 EDT (#)
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1) We can pronounce it any way we want. Its a dialect, so its fine.
2) There is such a thing as US English. In fact, its closer to true English than English English is (as though any of that made sense).
3) Why should I?
4) Why should we?
5) Yeah, even you decided that the monarchy was crap, so when you come and try to tell me to abandon my pride in my country (and no, I'm not a Bush supporter, but I'm still an American) then you can go hell. We have nukes and you don't, so shut up.
6) "Proper" football is a pansy sport. You run around kicking a ball. In man's football, we tackle eachother, us hand-eye cordination on an entirely different level than Soccer (and THAT'S it's name), and use other teamwork tactics besides kicking the ball to someone when another person on the other team comes by (for instance, we actually kick their asses, like all people with testicals do).
7) Just because you give Quebec and France shit and they don't take it doesn't mean we are going to do your dirty work and beat the shit out of them. France could kick your ass, so you really don't have the stuff to back up what your saying when you talk trash to us.
8) Try to take my truck from me and I will run your ass down. What are you going to do? Get in a mini and take me on?
9) You didn't include a 9 on here, dumbass, way to count.
10) His wife.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:23:12 EDT (#)
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you only hate football because it has the same name.
Any other day I would have given this a +2 because it's funny. But today, all I'm hearing is the pomposity.
I know you're not serious, and I know that our sunlight would confuse any of you who tried to govern us.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:21:29 EDT (#)
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+2 because it was interesting
-2 because britain is as gay as france
+1 because it was original
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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have a +2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:18:05 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
This letter really could be pages long if we wanted to write it.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:18:02 EDT (#)
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You forgot to attack the ridiculously arbitrary and stupid American measurement system.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:16:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:11:07 (#)
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It's quite simple to differentiate between an Australian and an English person. Australians ALWAYS say "crikey" and the British ALWAYS say "bloody". I should have no problems with the transition, if it's all this easy!
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Here ya go, this is from the FIRST time you posted this, you weirdo.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:16:37 EDT (#)
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We can take a joke...
...Some jokes just aren't funny the umpteenth time you here them. :P
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:16:11 EDT (#)
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hey matt, i just noticed, we joined uber the same day!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:15:14 EDT (#)
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WELL I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY, FUCKERS!
:-D
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:15:13 EDT (#)
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good point well put tripin.
Hey! I am going to camp on this post and reply to everyone.
Shit no I'm not I have to get to footy training.
so long and don't flame me too bad. pleeeeeease!
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:14:18 EDT (#)
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Nicely done chap. I couldn't agree more with a majority of your points.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:14:13 EDT (#)
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i really thought the ubersite yanks were different as in they could take a JOKE.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:13:40 EDT (#)
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"i don't usually post things like this but then i thought fuck it. everyone else is posting shit."
great way to fix that problem right up there buddy. worth reading tho, it is pretty damn funny stuff.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:13:32 EDT (#)
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well, well, well. looks like i fatally misjudged the uber climate.
ho hum.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:13:04 EDT (#)
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As I recall it wasn't GIVEN to us. We TOOK it. :)
Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:12:28 EDT (#)
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Old/Not Original... Go away
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:11:04 EDT (#)
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was just clearing out my inbox and found this, i found it amusing, i don't usually post things like this but then i thought fuck it. everyone else is posting shit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:10:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-06 15:09:42 EDT (#)
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Meh. Not funny.