What if? (517 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.25 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Posthumous Laughter (View user info) at 2004-05-06 16:17:13 EDT
What if, would you, would I?
What if my heart stopped beating?
What if I ceased to exist?
What if today were my last?
What if I chose to not be?
What if I no longer wanted to be me?
What if you loved me again?
What if I called you and you picked up your phone?
What if you knew spending the rest of your life with me would make you happy?
What if I didn't love you anymore?
What if I found another?
What if I called, and screamed, telling you that you are evil?
What if you knew I was right?
What if you were me?
Would you decide to have your hear stop beating?
Would you want to feel this way?
Would you want to know what I know?
Would I tell you the truth?
Would I make you hurt?
Would I be different?
Would I be the same?
What if I were?
Would you?
Would I?
User Reviews
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what if you didn't suck?
Yea, I can't imagine that either...
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reminds me of an NIN song...
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-05-06 21:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha.... not -2 just because NotApologizing made me laugh.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-06 20:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's 27 - 29?
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-06 20:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if corn nugget took a shit on your chest?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-06 19:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if I posted my flute boy post here too?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 19:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if you never posted again?
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-05-06 18:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if...you're mom would've had that abortion we talked about...
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.L. asks:
What if my heart stopped beating? I would hide the AED
What if I ceased to exist? You already have, in my eyes
What if today were my last? Then tomorrow would be the party
What if I chose to not be? We'd lend our support for your decision
What if I no longer wanted to be me? Make a new you with razors
What if you loved me again? I never loved you in the first place; no one did
What if I called you and you picked up your phone? I would tell you to fuck off, then hang up
What if you knew spending the rest of your life with me would make you happy? Then I would know that I am the ultimate loser, and probably made entirely out of feces
What if I didn't love you anymore? I would still bang your mother
What if I found another? There's no one for you, face it
What if I called, and screamed, telling you that you are evil? You'd be right for the first time ever
What if you knew I was right? The I would know you're talking about bestiality
What if you were me? I'd probably be wearing a bib and a helmet
Would you decide to have your hear stop beating? It's an involuntary function, dumbass
Would you want to feel this way? Like you? Hell no
Would you want to know what I know? I already do: you suck
Would I tell you the truth? You can't handle the truth
Would I make you hurt? Nope, you would only make me annoyed
Would I be different? In a perfect world, yes
Would I be the same? Hopefully not
What if I were? The I would not want to be
Would you? Kill you? Yes...
Would I? If you mean masturbate, then yes, you would
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, what if like, we all fucking shot you in the head.
Submitted by Dufflady <duffieldfam.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-06 16:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What if you try again.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if.............you stopped posting here
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uuh...what?
dude, you're gonna get spanked for posting twice in one day and for poetry. Even though I'm not really sure that counts as poetry.
It's not good though.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What if you just shut the fuck already?
Would that make everyone happy?
Abso-fucking-lutely
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-06 16:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im still having trouble decideing if i want to stab you with a butcher knife or a rusty spork.