I HATE shandythedog (3294 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Prickle (View user info) at 2004-05-06 22:27:55 EDT
Shandy is a pathetic stinking slimy latent homosexual fraud without a sincere bone in his repulsive body whose whole life revolves around trying to create a mystique of genius and I hate him.
He's a cowardly worm who often has nervous diarrhoea. He thinks he has long sensitive artistic fingers, but these days they are merely pudgy and weak.
And his hero is ron hubbard, because hubbard apparently pretended to be a god and floated around the ocean as admiral of his private navy, waited on and sexually pandered to by sex slave teenage nymphet disciples dressed in saucy nazi-style leather uniforms. And also because hubbard claimed to have written a book that could drive people mad.
So Shandy sits around his stinking tasteless suburban house all day wanking and tending his diarrhoea-induced hemoroids, dreaming of his hero Mr Fraud.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I go to London for two days and what happens??? THIS SHIT!!!
I nearly pissed my pants reading this.
I particularly like Cindy's uncle.
Heheheheeheh.
Sneaky.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It took you longer than I had expected for you to find out about me...
Who gave me up? Apollo? Insane? SPIKE GODESS?
Evil Wishes,
Your Enemy
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:13:38 EDT (#)
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spike godess, i will momentarily delay my proud final walk into the sunset to make two comments:
1. me and my multiple personalitities are only responsible for about 25% of this. The rest of the filth and lies and impersonations have been perpetrated BY MY ENEMIES. DO NOT BE DECEIVED!
2. did you get my recent email re. saving the world, treatments etc?
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-05-11 02:00:21 EDT (#)
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I love shandy and all of his many subpersonalities.
I will not even begin to try to catch up to this thread, however.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-05-11 00:34:33 EDT (#)
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What in holy fuck is all of this shit?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-10 13:47:05 EDT (#)
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This post is obviously the work of one disturbed individual.
*Highly Disturbed* perhaps.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-10 10:40:11 EDT (#)
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I would like to thank everyone for the fine visuals to start out my work week.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-10 10:24:33 EDT (#)
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Good thing I decided to pass on my idea of authoring a post entitled "For shandythedog's eyes only", with photos of asian girls participating in scat fests.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-10 09:06:20 EDT (#)
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hey scat boy, before you set off on your noble walk into the sunset, it might be a good idea to first of all pull your pants up from around your ankles.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-10 08:55:25 EDT (#)
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loki's comment shows clearly how mud (or in this case, scat) sticks. the misinformation campaign of my enemies has succeeded.
my name will be forever tainted.
it will pass into 'common knowledge' that shandy is a scat lover. whenever I make a post or a comment my words will be dismissed as those of a scat loving creep.
is there any way i can maintain my once high standards of dignity under these circumstances?
No.
My dignity has been torn from me and my pants are around my ankles. i lay exposed and bloody in the mud like the victim of a gang rape in the prison yard.
All that is left for me now is to drag myself to my feet and walk away, head held high, without a backward glance.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-09 20:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think he's telling the truth about the dream - although I'm surprised that it was skat free
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-09 20:19:02 EDT (#)
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Ich leibe gobbling das sheiser? ha ha ha
That sounds like it would be one of your sick dreams.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-09 18:24:41 EDT (#)
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hmm, either some drugged up nut has been resourceful, or a new element from the east has arrived:
"
"Ni hao! Xia wu hao!"
"Wo bu zhidao zheige dongxi zemma jingru wo de pixiang."
"
The first statement reads 'Hello! Good afternoon'
The next statement is less clear and seems flawed, but perhaps reads 'I don't know how that thing got into my anal canal'
Most odd.
Also very clever quoting me to give the impression that it is me quoting me and thus supporting the (false) 'shandy is self obsessed' theory. Touche!
This is all starting to effect me in odd ways (which i suppose is the intention of prickle and his evil gang of cronies). Last night I had a dream involving corn-nugget and insanethemind.
we were in the canberra suburb of o'connor and for some reason were all trying to sleep on a single mattress perched high up on the garden wall of a fancy looking house. nugget was in the middle. It was rather uncomfortable. Nugget kept wriggling and tossing and turning and I was getting irritated.
They were talking about various features of the house we looked down upon. eg, 'look at the way these fuckers have attached their guttering, they've used an abc bracket instead of an xyz bracket, stupid cunts, that's cost them at least an extra 35 dollars' and 'I can't believe that they've installed Fontescue Skylights, what idiots! You can pick up Allegro Skylights for half the price, and they're just as good'
This went on and on and on and finally I couldn't stand it and climbed down and entered the house in the hopes of finding a couch I could lie on in peace. The owners of the house had allowed nugget and insane to sleep on their wall, but I was an outsider unknown to them so this was a bit of a rash move.
Dressed in my underwear I entered a pleasant room and spotted a nice couch, but the owner of the house suddenly entered. He was a podgy male with thining hair, whose face was concealed beneath a full cosmetic face mask - ie the kind girlies use to improve their complexions. Only his eyes could be seen.
I awoke with a start.
(you can tell this is a real and unembellished dream, because there are no elements like: 'Insanethemind kept sniffing at my arse and saying something in a guttural language that sounded like Ja Ja Ja Ich liebe gobbling das shieser')
Anyway, I hope the anti-shandy league is satisfied that their attack is starting to mess with my head and has infiltrated my once clear and uncomplicated subconsious.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 17:00:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-23 02:09:58 (#)
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Cindy you are an evil slut and I hate you.
I was buying some shit in Kmart today when I suddenly realised that the check-out chick serving me looked just like you, ie a hot asian slut. I barred up immediately and almost came in my pants. Giving her a meaningful look, I asked her if she knew which aisle the SHOWER ROSES were in. Her English was fucked and she didn't seem to know what I was talking about. But she was still hot and my cock just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. It's funny that I had never even noticed asian girls before I saw your uber post.
It seems all hot asian chicks look much the same, and I saw about twenty Cindys as I made my way out of the mall. After a while I stopped approaching them individualy, and just shouted loudly "SHOWER ROSE SHOWER ROSE SHOWER ROSE" over and over again. I got some funny looks (perhaps because my cock had swollen to such an extraordinary size that it had burst free of my jeans and I was jerking off as I walked along, pumping sheet after sheet of jism all about me, as if from a fire hose) but I didn't see anywhere the glimmer of recognition I had hoped the magic words would induce.
Despite all the jism that has been pumped out, my cock is still rock hard and feels like it is ready to burst at the seams. I guess the only hope I have is to try the fucking shower rose on it.
If you are in Canberra, bitch, I will find you.
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Ahh, you aren't really my Uncle, you son of a bitch! The evidence above shows who has taken my sweet sister.
I knew it, shandythedog! Creating another account just to play tricks, eh???
Only a real scumbag would do such a thing!
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 15:52:50 EDT (#)
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You can't spell to save your life, can you uncle?
Perhaps you can communicate better in our native language?
"Ni hao! Xia wu hao!"
and
"Wo bu zhidao zheige dongxi zemma jingru wo de pixiang."
Submitted by Cindys_horny_uncle (user info) at 2004-05-09 15:45:00 EDT (#)
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shes safe, she went to live in the city with my brother, she has a very 'glamerous' job,
you could do it. now i promised i would send her some pictures of you and your new swim suit.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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I miss Cindy, uncle! What did you do with her???
Submitted by Cindys_horny_uncle (user info) at 2004-05-09 15:39:51 EDT (#)
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what aaaare you doing messing around here CYS, come and sit on my knee. Don't wriggle too much. Naughty girl.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 15:25:36 EDT (#)
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i apologize, sir. I did not mean to call you a her.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 14:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for Nugget. Look at her, begging at Shandy's table for attention scraps.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:09:47 EDT (#)
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Shandy, I stayed home all night just to talk to you on MSN...
wah wah wah where oh where is my little shaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy where oh where could he BE?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-08 18:57:08 EDT (#)
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i'm glad my message is finally sinking in corn-nugget.
there's nothing funny about shandy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 18:51:34 EDT (#)
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This stopped being funny to me.
I'm so sad now.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-08 18:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off fake shandy
we all know you are really the fake prickle
and we all hate you
Submitted by shandy (user info) at 2004-05-08 18:10:16 EDT (#)
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loki, you wrote:
"
It should be noted that this neighbor is a pasty, white, naked to the waist redneck with a questionable number of teeth.
If you anger me in any way, I will surreptitiously capture this vision digitally and force you to feel my pain.
"
i have a problem. my wanking frenzy is losing momentum - there are only three or four photos of apollo on uber and, stimulating as they are, they're starting to lose potency. it sometimes takes me as long as sixty seconds to reach a climax.
this chap sounds like a man built along apollo lines and i'm sure a photo of him half-naked would get me all lathered up again. PLEASE POST HIS PIC ASAP. And give him Prickle's messenger address below. I'm happy with visual stimulation, but prickle likes a bit of wordy flirtation.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 17:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I do not use MSN messenger.
Never.
Ever.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-08 12:22:32 EDT (#)
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North Carolina ain't England, Apollo.
It's higher class.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-08 12:10:45 EDT (#)
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True, but I don't want to be a sanctimonious prick, keep in mind eccentricity is the single most burning goal of my life right now. That and the plan to turn my entire 1/3 acre suburban yard into a complete hippie utopia patrolled by my familiars in the form of two free range Siberian Huskies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-08 11:54:53 EDT (#)
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Loki : Not in England it wouldn't.
But then we are prissy and pompous as a rule.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-08 11:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a ruling on something from the oracle of the Prickle:
Would it be considered anti-social, self absorbed, and rude or smart self preservation to intentionally wear headphones blaring loud music whilst outside tinkering in the garden for no reason other than to avoid verbal contact with the next door neighbor?
It should be noted that this neighbor is a pasty, white, naked to the waist redneck with a questionable number of teeth.
If you anger me in any way, I will surreptitiously capture this vision digitally and force you to feel my pain.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-08 10:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck me
I've gotten quite stoned waiting for the morning dew to clear so I could duffer about in my yard pinching the odd sucker off of my tomato plants and muttering to myself. Sadly, I choose this time to update my financial accounts and made quite a mess of the thing, damn this Quicken I'm going to cash everything in and store my vast fortune in a sock cleverly hidden under my bed.
already the madness is taking over
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-08 10:43:21 EDT (#)
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Who cares?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-08 09:02:48 EDT (#)
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midnight, shandy is in fact a useless nobody. did you know he didn't even warrant a seeding in ubermadness?? he probably wrote that random joe comment himself.
corn, you should never feel dorky for reaching out to other humans in a friendly way - unless that human is shandy of course and i'm relieved to see you've given him the flick. my messenger name is moronicnovel.at.hotmail.com, but i rarely use it except for the occasional chat with cindy's yuonger sister.
apollo, what are you laughing at yuo cunt?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-08 06:20:33 EDT (#)
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aaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-08 03:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is shandy?
And I wasn't aware anyone who wastes their time on Uber (like me) was anywhere near elite.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 01:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you bitches have Yahoo, add me. Corn_nugget78
Or AIM, I'm cornnugget78. I almost never use AIM.
Why do I feel so dorky now?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-08 01:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love the United States Postal Service.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-08 00:58:53 EDT (#)
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this sucks!
prickle has just used the name of a famous and incredibly popular member of the uber elite (shandy) to hit whore
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-08 00:43:20 EDT (#)
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i'll see if i can find dear and true cindy on messenger
at least chatting to her won't drive this cunt prickle's hits up
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-08 00:34:56 EDT (#)
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Oh, and Cindy wanted to have a conference with you on Messenger.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-08 00:33:49 EDT (#)
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Oh you've gone and done it now Shandy.
You're nothing but swine, admit it! You and I BOTH KNOW, cunt, that cindy... well here are her words, read for your ownself, you precocious paedophile:
"I never loved him, I NEVAAAAAA trusted him."
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-08 00:16:17 EDT (#)
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seeing as jezabel has betrayed me, cindy's younger sister, may i ask if you are as charming as cindy herself? and do you share her liking for the shower head thingy? and if so do you have any photos? and if you are only 12 years old, do you live in either Mexico or Chile? Or Japan if you are 13? Or Austria if you are 14?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 22:20:21 EDT (#)
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sorry sir.
and, contrary to popular (okay, not popular, but lisas) opinion, I'm all woman!
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:34:44 EDT (#)
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Gentlemen (Cornugget and Apollo) PLEASE, calm down here!
Give shandy some space
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:11:00 EDT (#)
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in my defence i have been out for the past 135 nights in a row.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:10:27 EDT (#)
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erm no, its like erm Bruce! Or butch! or erm, yeah The Rock!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:09:40 EDT (#)
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You're name is JAMIE?
and yeah, real cool. You'll be drunk dialing someone soon!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:08:10 EDT (#)
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3rd bottle of wine opened.
mmmmmm.
drinking on my own, on the internet, friday night?
cool social experiment jamie.
it is a social experiment right?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:05:07 EDT (#)
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for sooth!
this is an abomination.
i am making bacon and cheese sandwiches. i am very stoned. and pissed.
toodle pip!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:57:05 EDT (#)
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Anyhow, i must away!
One of my beautiful sexy supermodel girlfriends has reminded me of certain important real estate matters in Paris I must attend to.
The private jet awaits.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:47:18 EDT (#)
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What the hell has been going on here??? It seems confusion and chaos reigns.
Except one thing is very clear.
I've been betrayed.
The words of Jezabel (cornugget) to Wormtongue (apollo88):
"Ah, fuck it... I'm just +2ing you cuz you're Cool. You're In Like Flynn."
you foolish girl cornnugget, you have obviously believed all the lies about my supposedly podgy, warty and shit stained hands.
i really don't know whether you deserve a second chance or not.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:24:41 EDT (#)
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(it's me)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:38:37 EDT (#)
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that could actually BE shady, double bluffing. interesting.
or am i just stoned paranoid?
fuck.
he used the words deviant and fraudulent.
very shandy.
but the word sob on the first one didn't have the shandy pinache.
nor did the word pitiful on the second one.
i really am paramoid stoned.
shandythedog. i love you. please anally penetrate me. i admit it i am gay.
the real apollo88.
check the user info baby!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:34:09 EDT (#)
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shandy for the record, the last imposter wasn't me.
Submitted by shandy (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:25:14 EDT (#)
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you know, after all this, there is one word that best described me:
pitiful.
Submitted by shandy (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:15:40 EDT (#)
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yes, this IS inspiring
after tossing and turning in my stinking lonely cum and shit encrusted single (i'm not even married, that's all lies) bed for a few hours, i rose and returned to this post.
having now read through it again, and through all the fearlessly honest and heartfelt responses from so many people who have been close to me, i have only one course left, to confess: It's all true. All of it. The diahrrea, the hemmies, the wanking, the homosexuality, the micro-penis, the messianic complex, the devious exploitation of Apollo's creative genius in what i fraudulently describe as our 'collaboration', and yes, EVEN THE SCAT PORN.
Cornnugget, i can't blame you for recoiling from the touch of my 'wart ridden poo'd up hands'. Who wouldn't?
its funny, i had once hoped to be an eccentric lovable college professor JUST LIKE the one described by loki. But those dreams have long since faded to black.
sob
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best fucking thing I've ever read. EVER.
Does everyone agree this beautiful piece of work deserves a Pulitzer?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is beautiful. Just beautiful. I'm inspired.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:48:43 EDT (#)
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THOUGH I AM VEHEMENTLY PRO-SHANDY, I MUST GIVE THIS A +2.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:23:37 EDT (#)
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for good measure
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:59:48 EDT (#)
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i knew it!
he is a dodgy character at the best of times. fancy leading poor shandy astray like that.
for shame!
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:49:33 EDT (#)
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it was all insane's idea for me to purchase any sp apollo88, my dear friend, if you must know.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:46:09 EDT (#)
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and put the S_P on?
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:43:18 EDT (#)
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i MEAN
PRICKLE FOR P.M 2004
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:42:33 EDT (#)
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fuck you insane and apollo88.
PRICKLE FOR B.M., 2004
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:40:31 EDT (#)
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you know, it might be fun to get all these people in a room, especially Jherick C., C.O.S, nugget_loves_apollo, Pickle. Then pump in some ether.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:35:18 EDT (#)
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Fair insane my lips shall remain sealed on the subject of Shandythedog having german poo porn in his house with his wife and child next door while he sweatily masturbates and brushes spiders off his bottle of victoria bitter.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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I'm not allowed to discuss anything to do with s.p anymore, apollo. SOMEONE (who will remain unnamed) has shushed me, after feigning innocence in the matter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:26:12 EDT (#)
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is this scat porn thing real??!!
Loki that is quite a picture you paint there!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:20:27 EDT (#)
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shandythedog will only serve to disinterest you in accounting, Loki. Run now while you have the chance.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:19:05 EDT (#)
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Wait i forgot i'd never mention that again
damn you prickle
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:18:05 EDT (#)
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Seems he's off licking his wounds, eh Prickle? That panty waist.
Nein NEIn NEIN NEIN>>> Your german scat porn is playing a little loudly SHANDY!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:17:25 EDT (#)
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accounting - but I shall work tirelessly to make it engaging
I have roll models for my dream ideal eccentric professor. There was one professor of whom I was very fond in my days as a wild and undisciplined co-ed. He taught math and was quite brilliant. He had hair rather like Einstein and had the habit of running his fingers through it resulting in this permanent properly disheveled appearance. The class I had him for was topology. It involved some rather intricate graphing with he did using different colored chalk, which he generally erased with his hand. The end result of this practice was a lovely chalk induced rainbow that combined with the silver in his hair, plus as a bonus the chalk would get on his face making him sneeze. Yes a hell of a picture.
Other noteworthy observations:
1. He rode a bicycle to work each day, complete with mirror attachment on his helmet and reflective leg bands to keep his pants leg out of the spokes.
2. He kept a bubble machine in his office of his own design and creation. He from time to time would fire it up on the window and sit observing the astonishment from the people below as they discovered soap bubbles floating about campus.
3. He once told me that he often would reach campus early in the morning, turn on his light, boot up his computer, leave his bicycle in the corner, place his reading glasses prominently in the middle of his desk, and then leave for hours at a time confident in the knowledge that anyone noticing his absence would just assume he was somewhere nearby and leave him a note.
Yes yes that is the life I want.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:13:46 EDT (#)
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Certainly shandy will beg off, fair apollo?.
He can't handle us, that filthy bastard, boor, bounder, clown, creep, cur, curl, dog, heel, knave, louse, lout, maggot, rake, rascal, rat, rogue, rotter, rounder, scoundrel, sleazeball, slimebucket, stinker, worm, etc.
I am +2ing this post again, for good measure.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:08:26 EDT (#)
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aha! insane is here, you are fucked now shandy!
no -one can beat the HD2!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:04:09 EDT (#)
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a fool eh?
I'll come back later and say something rude, seems my good friend Jherick has already scolded you enough for a while.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:46:36 EDT (#)
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a ha!
congratumalations lokmeister.
i too am cultivating eccentricity but it mostly involves not washing my clothes.
i take it your are teaching ancient greek?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:40:46 EDT (#)
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Shandy is indeed an inspiration to young Fetish it would seem.
I fear I will have to abnegate to his brilliance.
Not really but abrogate was my word for the day on some e-mail subscription that I signed up for in a moment of boredom. I find that my not having written down the password has left me doomed to the fate of a daily stream of e-mails containing bizarre and useless words that cause people to stop and look at you oddly when you use them.
I care not, in fact I have nary a care in the world, not today. I was not planning to speak of this via uber because some things are best relegated to a closed system outside the reach of cyberspace, but in all likelihood the masses will not follow the trail through the spewage of bodily excrement and therefore will not gleam for this discussion the fact that I, much like Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham have signed on to do some teaching at the local community college.
It is all part of my master plan to be known as "eccentric" once I pass from this earth as it were. By my reckoning, there are only two paths to take to achieve true eccentricity. The first is to be shamelessly wealthy; the second is to be a college professor.
Upon close inspection of some of the choices I have made over these long years that compose my life, I note a distinct pattern that is preventing me from achieving shameless wealth. Quite frankly, I lack the desire for it. Twice now I have turned down highly lucrative job offerings because they involved the complete suspension of all but a work related lifestyle. I also cleanly shot myself in the foot by breaking up with a guy in college who is quite the land baron now. In my wake I have also left behind the son of an art dealer and the heir to a large and prestigious furniture manufacturing company. I care not, mine was not meant to be a life of stuffy country club elbow rubbing parties with thieves, crooks, and any number of unseemly manner of man, woman, and beast who are the power brokers of the land.
I care not for money, to a point. I am not a complete stereotypical dirty hippie. Being a dirty hippie is all fun and happiness, but when the storm rages outside and the temperature drops I find that I rather enjoy my comfortable upper middle class dwelling with my two cars in a virtual garage - ok maybe not "upper middle" maybe just "middle but we don't have kids" hence no garage. I also rather enjoy a good bit of traveling and hitching and riding rails might make for wonderful prose, it is not a realistic method for properly crossing items off the growing "to do before I die" list that I see as adding to my charm as an eccentric.
Ah, but until 3:00 yesterday, I was not allowed to be a charming eccentric. Instead I was merely "a bit odd, nice enough, but somewhat difficult to predict or understand." All in the past now, I have signed the contract and provided proof of citizenship and henceforth I shall be "an eccentric professor". Ah goal achieved, more of less, I'm only teaching one class and not quitting my day job - for now. Must test the waters and make sure that I do not get eaten alive out there. I feel as though this is close enough for government work as the expression goes and now free to be me, I will most likely become more and more eccentric as the days pass along.
"All I need is a tall ship and a star to guide her by."
Shall I make them call me "professor loki"?
Submitted by Nugget_loves_apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:33:26 EDT (#)
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its all true. shandy you repulse me!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 10:32:32 EDT (#)
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deary me shandy, you misunderstand me. as usual. You see, dear boy, pay attention and read carefully, remove your hand from your hemmy ridden arse crack and prepare to be educated.
I am a smoooooth mr lover lover. I know how to treat the ladies all right. I don't need a lecture from a washed up old has been with fetishes scat and goldenshowers.
While we are on the subject, wellies and a thong are not suitable attire to go to the pub in. One at least needs a cape.
You see, Ms Nugget merely pretended to go offline. She really dusted herself down, vomited at the thought of your wart ridden poo'd up hands touching her and came running to Apollo. You see, shandy, you colonials can't comprehend the appeal of us masters. We own you.
And now an interlude.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:54:46 EDT (#)
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I had to nominate that reply for BAW.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:39:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:24:19 (#)
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poor apollo, always misunderstanding, always projecting his own issues...
as you are only used to the rough, urgent fumblings of darkened 'back rooms' and 'bath houses', let me summarise for you, in language you can follow, the sophisticated male/female interacation that has just taken place between cornugget and me:
first, corn nugget subtly hinted at her sexual availablity due to her rejection by insanethemind.
i suavely responded by indicating my desire to view her arse.
she briefly played hard to get
but the photo of her arse was soon before me.
i indicated that the photo had sexually aroused me, and subtly hinted (it's all about subtle hints, you see apollo)that i had used the photo to sexually stimulate myself to a satisfying climax.
after corn nugget had departed, i acted the part of the heartless sexual predator who only wants women for one thing. (to a certain degree, women like to think they have been used for their bodies)
but i softened my macho charade with my final comment - "insanethemind is a fool" - to let her know how truly happy i was with her services and to keep her keen for further encounters.
as you can now hopefully see, you poor crippled degenerate, there are no traces of misogony or mummy issues here.
if you ever do decide to staighten up and take a healthy sexual interest in women, feel free to follow this model, or to contact me for further advice.
i bear no grudges, and understand that you are just lashing out in pain and confusion as you struggle with your sexuality.
---------
Pure genius.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:33:21 EDT (#)
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what the hell is going on in here ? Shandy are you making hate posts about yourself to find out who agrees ?
oh well heres to the heat
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:24:19 EDT (#)
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poor apollo, always misunderstanding, always projecting his own issues...
as you are only used to the rough, urgent fumblings of darkened 'back rooms' and 'bath houses', let me summarise for you, in language you can follow, the sophisticated male/female interacation that has just taken place between cornugget and me:
first, corn nugget subtly hinted at her sexual availablity due to her rejection by insanethemind.
i suavely responded by indicating my desire to view her arse.
she briefly played hard to get
but the photo of her arse was soon before me.
i indicated that the photo had sexually aroused me, and subtly hinted (it's all about subtle hints, you see apollo)that i had used the photo to sexually stimulate myself to a satisfying climax.
after corn nugget had departed, i acted the part of the heartless sexual predator who only wants women for one thing. (to a certain degree, women like to think they have been used for their bodies)
but i softened my macho charade with my final comment - "insanethemind is a fool" - to let her know how truly happy i was with her services and to keep her keen for further encounters.
as you can now hopefully see, you poor crippled degenerate, there are no traces of misogony or mummy issues here.
if you ever do decide to staighten up and take a healthy sexual interest in women, feel free to follow this model, or to contact me for further advice.
i bear no grudges, and understand that you are just lashing out in pain and confusion as you struggle with your sexuality.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 08:47:19 EDT (#)
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deary me shandy you are quite the misogynist aren't you?
mummy issues?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:42:04 EDT (#)
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yes thanks nugget, you've served your purpose now anyway.
that insanethemind is a fool!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:37:43 EDT (#)
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We can say Nugget's a hypocrite now...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:36:09 EDT (#)
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okay I'm going to work.
thanks for CHATTING WITH ME, guys.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:32:55 EDT (#)
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ah, what a sight for sore eyes!
after all the muck i've been dragged through on this post, the wholesome female beauty of corn nugget's arse (and the adjacent bits of exposed creamy flesh) is a true panacea.
just excuse me for a few moments, something has, erm, come up...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:26:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/32025
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31999
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:26:24 EDT (#)
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well nugget, what's kirsten fetish talking about then:
"
Come on... You posted a picture of your delectable ass here...
BTW... Do you mind if I use a modified form of that pic on my new project?
"
don't be coy!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:22:29 EDT (#)
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There is no ass photo of me!!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:21:49 EDT (#)
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where's this arse photo of corn nugget??
(you see, i just bypass all the noisome homosexual slurs and smoothly move in on the chickie babe)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:17:05 EDT (#)
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ah shit... this is on most heated. I've been bitching up a storm about people chatting on uber, and look what you guys have made me do.
And, Apollo, the Homo-thoughts one. Remember? http://www.ubersite.com/m/32146
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:16:02 EDT (#)
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which one nugget?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:15:39 EDT (#)
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Here, I'll complete that sentence:
Fetish... he does kick ass. You should (go back to sleep and dream anouts nugget's ass.)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:13:20 EDT (#)
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Apollo... oh, you said my other post was crap. Do Shandys "other" cheeks glow red in the midst of your lovemaking?
Fetish... he does kick ass. You should
oh god I'm tired... I can't even think of the word I want to use after "should". Thanks fuckers, for getting me up at 4 am and stuck on uber, unable to go back to sleep, for fear of missing out on some witty comment.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:10:50 EDT (#)
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Shandy wrote this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/29512
This only means that Shandy kicks ass.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:10:31 EDT (#)
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both nugget.
he is nervous about the man cock.
his cheeks glow read with shame when furtively masturbating to gay porn.
By the way dross means crap. as in "shandy's writing is complete and utter dross"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 07:08:52 EDT (#)
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So, really, is Shandys diahrreah due to NERVES, or ManCock?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:59:29 EDT (#)
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it's lies, all LIES!
these imposters are lying i tell you!
i need to lie down.
Submitted by Apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:55:27 EDT (#)
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jherick - wash your mouth out with cum, you honourless philistine! Pistol decks at dawn!
prickle - stop spreading your foul lies about shandy. my back passage does indeed now resemble a gaping alleyway, but only AFTER shandy had rammed his way through my anal-retentive defenses with his remorseless mack-truck of man-meat.
i'm a spent force now. time to recuperate with a little football watching i think. Real football, rugby league, not that pansy soccer nonsense i usually pretend to like to appear exotic and sophisticated.
i just don't have time for such silly little pretenses and dandifications anymore, not after experiences the liberating powers of SHANDY'S DOGGIE LOVE.
Submitted by jherick.carneIIian (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:32:53 EDT (#)
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shandy is a repulsive little man no doubt.
now apollo he is the real creative genius behind the literary masterpieces that flow in 'collaboration'.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:32:19 EDT (#)
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Will you guys quit jumping around...? FOCUS guys, FOCUS.
Submitted by MrPrickIe (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:29:32 EDT (#)
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nonesense. he im'd me and said he barely felt your little weener.
it is like throwing a welly up an alley with apollos arse
Submitted by Apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:25:26 EDT (#)
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Phew!
That was a real 'motherlode', so to speak.
My famous cum guard could scarcely contain it.
Hope my colleagues didn't notice.
better slip down for a smoke, make myself scarce.
Submitted by MrPrickIe (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:22:11 EDT (#)
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Lay of Apollo you brute.
Shandy your homoerotic fantasies repulse everyone but yourself.
Take your filthy perversions to the far east on another sex tour.
THats if you are allowed a passport which I very much doubt.
Submitted by Apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:19:50 EDT (#)
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the combination of the man breasts and the little ginger hairs, it just, it just, it just
DRIVES ME CRAZY
OOOH SHANDY I NEED YOU NOW BABY, GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOY, I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, MY GIANT ARSE CHEEKS ARE SPREAD BEFORE YOU...
DO ME DOGGIE STYLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:13:56 EDT (#)
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oh that is cutting!
right to my very core.
<sobs>
do i find you maternal because of your pendulous breasts i wonder?
Submitted by Apollo (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:04:59 EDT (#)
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erm, shandy and prickle, i'm so sorry to have carried out such a childish impersonation of MrPrickle and said such foolish things.
Few too many lagers and eccies.
i guess it also has something to do with my relationship with Mother.
There's something maternal about Shandy that i'm drawn to in a way that makes me blush with shame.
Anyway, best not to go into that.
Stiff upper lip and all that, what.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:52:08 EDT (#)
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prickle has never read a book in his life, apollo88
i have done some research into ron hubbard though, i don't deny that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:44:53 EDT (#)
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""And also because hubbard claimed to have written a book that could drive people mad. """
I once spent 5 hours reading about scientology and it made me a bit mad for days.
have you read this book pickle?
that would explain a few things.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:41:17 EDT (#)
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what are you jabbering on about now pickle.
i don't know who's worse you or that cunt shandy.
this is fun.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:40:36 EDT (#)
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I think you are all GHEY with a capital GHEY
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:36:46 EDT (#)
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my god!
you can see the lengths my enemies go to.
a fake prickle!!!!!!!!
an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!
at this rate, i may have to team up with shandy
Submitted by MrPrickIe (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:29:17 EDT (#)
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There he goes again. We all know who has the messiah complex don't we?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:28:11 EDT (#)
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finally you have admitted it pickle.
I can now end legal proceedings.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:26:29 EDT (#)
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methinks they protesteth too much, fair and wise cornnugget.
and note how they lash out, cat-like, their wounded hearts throbbing with girlish shame.
Submitted by MrPrickIe (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:21:52 EDT (#)
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I agree with Apollo. And may I add that he is a considerably better writer than shandy and that R&V was all his idea.
His member is mighty and I want to be him.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:19:17 EDT (#)
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Alright, Apollo...
I BELIEVE YOU.
Really, I do... -pat pat pat-
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:18:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck off shandy can't you see that EVERYONE hates you.
you are not welcome here.
tell him pIckle.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:13:58 EDT (#)
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Forsooth nugget I beseech thee to reduce your discombobulation. I am not endeavouring to bamboozle you, my everyday language is exactly like this!
(wouldn't turn down a white smile though)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:12:33 EDT (#)
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plus two for your words of wisdom corn nugget
you are so right: prickle, apollo88, insanethemind and the rest - they are all in awe of shandy, and yes, to be frank, there is little doubt about whose cum it is they yearn to gargle...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:06:39 EDT (#)
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You guys are such huge dorks... Shandy, you have no idea that your boys talk differently to YOU than to the rest of the world... to you they say things such as, "Touche!" and they wax poetic...
Shandy, between you and I- (let me lower my voice to a whisper)- I think they are trying to impress you...! I've heard rumor that they want in on your Industry videos...
(perhaps they, too, want white smiles?)
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:05:07 EDT (#)
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pickle indeed!
pistol decks at dawn!
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 05:03:20 EDT (#)
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that's PRICKLE you repulsive pommie colon-ialist degenerate
you could benefit from a bit of a gargling yourself
foul mouthed brute.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:56:07 EDT (#)
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you are a gross boy pickle.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:41:36 EDT (#)
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in fact, i've heard that in one of his videos he demonstrates how teeth that are brown with caked shit can easily be rinsed pearly white via vigorous cum guzzling and gargling.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:32:34 EDT (#)
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ah, i see
yes, no doubt you are right apollo
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:31:40 EDT (#)
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ejaculate???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:23:41 EDT (#)
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Because of the ejaculate?
jherick carnellian and cindysoldersiter cant all be wrong
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:12:08 EDT (#)
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yup he's a smiling fool
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:08:02 EDT (#)
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apollo - "sanctimonious". EXACTLY. Thanks for that reminder. I don't know how i could have neglected to mention that. that and his messianic complex.
mystiamon - that is grand news. i look forward to the next shots. i trust he is still smiling?
eryka - if shandy has somehow hypnotised you into loving him, all i can suggest is: get professional help
herpes - the only arse shandy has ever whooped are the arses from which he has been sucking his favourite nutrient. if he's not satisfied by the quantity he gets very aggro. his arse whopping rages are a popular feature of his videos.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:05:33 EDT (#)
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Apollo, you DO know why his smile is so white... don't you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:42:31 EDT (#)
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I agree! Shandy is nothing other than a prententious cock gobbler with schizo tendancies.
And he is sanctimonious.
He's got a great smile though.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:30:16 EDT (#)
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Btw, Mr Prickles has doubled in size since the last photo I sent you. I have new pictures, when I get them scanned I'll show you how much your namesake has grown.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:16:17 EDT (#)
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Shandy would whoop your ass... if he wasn't you
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:08:01 EDT (#)
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that was a blip
I still love shandythedog, assmuncher
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:07:18 EDT (#)
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Scat videos? Disgusting.
I love shandythedog, you assmuncher.
I love shandythedog you cocksucking, arsemuncher~!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:24:22 EDT (#)
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Touche my good man, touche!
<My mouth is sealed forever on the S C _ T VIDEO thing, chum!>
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-07 00:22:26 EDT (#)
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well insane, i would never give up mary jane forever. that would be a mistake and the act of a boorish ingrate.
but, in common with that filth shandy, i too am a "surgery on his anus impending" fellow.
i will need all my strength for that ordeal - if what i hear (from sources which will remain unnamed)is true.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:55:43 EDT (#)
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a mile? niiice.
i cant seem to quit it. lately i havent even given it any effort
hope springs eternal , don't be blue. luck to me and luck to you
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:48:27 EDT (#)
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no insane, i have started a new healthy life as of last night
because i was too depressed to get off the couch and look after the child my insensitive slut of a wife refused to cook me lamb chops. so all i had for dinner was a banana.
woke up feeling magnificent and went and swam a mile.
no more dope for me.
this is why i can now see things clearly - such as the evil of shandythedog.
and btw, there's no point trying to curry favour with him by claiming i influenced you. he's rabid and snaps at everyone. luckily he's such a pathetic little yapper its easy to kick him away.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:37:47 EDT (#)
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shit gobbling, hahaha
that elicited a laugh from me.
are you smoking dope prickle?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:35:46 EDT (#)
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what would be the point, corn nugget?
no one in their right minds would want to talk to that shit-gobbling fraudulent CUNT.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:32:52 EDT (#)
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For the love of God, Shandy... you need a messenger service.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:31:02 EDT (#)
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corn nugget, shandy is IN the scat videos
all dogs love to eat shit
Submitted by cindysoldersister (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:29:16 EDT (#)
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what jherick carnellian said
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:27:52 EDT (#)
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You have skat porn?
Gross.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:27:49 EDT (#)
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i'm giving you minus 2 prickle because this is far too flatering a portrait of that CUNT
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:24:26 EDT (#)
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bargled: he probably did copy the idea from you. the fraudulent cunt has never had an original idea in his stinking pathetic life. he probably doesn't even like the who. its probably just another of his pretentious affectations.
loki: thanks for reminding me about the golf. i have been in need of a fix of tv sport.
shandy: you can "call" all you like, you can woof and yap till the cows come home.
dirty little half-bred chihwawa.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:23:33 EDT (#)
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Ok,Ok!
Prickle put me up to it, I swear Shandy! Please Don't be mad!
SEE You Next Tuesday
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:17:21 EDT (#)
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I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
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I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
I DO NOT OWN ANY SCAT VIDEOS
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:55:14 EDT (#)
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oh absolutely - ah but sadly I am off to bed so I can be fresh tomorrow, Already I'm excited about spending 8 long hours trapped in my cell before I am free for two glorious sunshine filled days. Before that, I get to battle PGA traffic and OMG OMG Tiger Woods is in town.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:51:27 EDT (#)
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haha, why is this so funny to me?
You trickster!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:49:57 EDT (#)
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Cunt.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:47:39 EDT (#)
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Prickle: I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:47:03 EDT (#)
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This is priceless.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:46:41 EDT (#)
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he probably would. but then he'd be copying me...and he wouldn't want to do that.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:45:53 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm, strange Prickle, Shandy reminds me alot of you. You could actually be the same person you two are so similar.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:43:25 EDT (#)
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just at the right time. i hate that maggot ingesting, cocksmoking, >>>SCAT VIDEO OWNING<<<< colon distending, surgery on his anus impending, self obsessed piece of phlegm too.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:42:17 EDT (#)
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This is shandy, isn't it? hahahaha
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:42:03 EDT (#)
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HA!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:40:01 EDT (#)
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ooh a pickle melt down
I wanna play.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:38:06 EDT (#)
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you know what - that shandy is such a stinking self-obsessed cunt, i bet he would even be capable of writing a hate post about himself
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
plus shandy likes The Who.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I enjoy his presence more than I do yours.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
booooo
1) Shandy rocks.
2) Why are you posting a post about something as stupid as this? I mean, damn. DAMN!