UberProfile VIII: The Sox are still in first WOO!!! (792 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.78 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pot8tomanJack (View user info) at 2004-05-07 01:30:38 EDT
Random UberProfile I- http://www.ubersite.com/m/30725
II -http://www.ubersite.com/m/30937
III- http://www.ubersite.com/m/31379
IV -http://www.ubersite.com/m/31618
V - http://www.ubersite.com/m/31504
VI -http://www.ubersite.com/m/31712
VII - http://www.ubersite.com/m/31818
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Blig.
Today's random Uber word is...
frontal
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Wow, this is going to be a waste of everyone's time. No introduction needed...
Everything you ever wanted to know about tuesdaydelay
User id: 1858
Registered on or around: 2003-07-25 16:10:44
# Messages posted: 72
# Reviews written: 2537
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1445
# Hits: 58825
Average rating of all messages: 0.15
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Well, I'll save you all the trouble, since you all probably want to see it here's tuesdaydelay's website http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Go ahead, click it. You too can be one of the lucky 20708 people to see this sack of shit. It's the best thing in the world. Okay don't click it's worse than a gay porno where Barbara Walters is narrating while naked.
Let's take a look at the post that brought us to tuesdaydelay: http://www.ubersite.com/m/15017
"My frontal pic" I almost didn't want to click on this link since I didn't want to see his tiny British penis all over my screeen, but I had to. This post is nothing but a spoof of a Kristy Swan post of hte same name to get hits. Way to be original Stanley. What kind of a name is Stanley anyway?
Since that post is shitty, lets look at some of his other masterpieces.
"Wenn ich cum jetzt, wird es zu bald" ist, oder warum Burschen sind ruhig in Bett" http://www.ubersite.com/m/30089
I'll save all of you the trouble. Go read Jonukah's post. Unless you want to see a bunch of jibber jabber and incoherent mumble-jumble, aka the german language, then you don't need to see this post. It's just another way for him to get hits, from sick germans/austrians across the ocean. Let's see if there is anything by Stanley that is worth reading.
"Wanks on, wanks off..." http://www.ubersite.com/m/26496
Wow. That seems to be what Stanley was doing instead of something good. Don't clikc this, it's just what he wants. The post is a crappy paint pic with a headshot of Mr. Miagi. Now, normally Mr. Miagi would get an automatic +2, because he was also Arnold from Happy Days, but Stanley manages to screw it up again.
Let's see if there's anything else by Stanley that doesn't make me want to projectile vomit on a group of humanitarians or school children. Okay, there are none. Apparently, all Stanley can do is crappy paint pictures and links, and that's coming from me. Despite his constant spamming, he has only garnered 20 thousand hits. And he gave me wanker of the week... So Stanley, this one's for you, bloody limey wanker.
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-10 10:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 since this is probably the last time this username will be used. I'm going to miss Habeeb posting as P8MJ.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHOOHOO! My fifth hate post. Well, fifth one I can find, anyway.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bah..
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-07 09:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I really like these, although this one wasn't your best, mock-potato.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-07 08:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 08:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fair and balanced news
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-05-07 06:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GO SOMETHING OR ANOTHER THING IM NOT PREJUDICE, WOO!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-07 04:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO CUBS WOOO!!!
(Since I forgot that)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love random uber profiles. Even if the subject sucks centipede balls.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-07 03:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves to stay positive. Habeeb is an inspiration to us all.
Submitted by The_Green_Bastard (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, poly.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY CANT YOU STAY BANNED?!?!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb is back.