The Best Senior Prank in my School History (8077 hits)
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Submitted by Wild Bill (View user info) at 2004-05-07 11:52:14 EDT
It was my senior year in high school. We had a fairly small school with my graduating class having around 120 kids in it. The Building was around 70 years old, origianl plumbing in the two, yes that's right I said two bathrooms in the entire school. And enough black mold to kill us all. We weren't the smartest bunch, we were pretty close to the stupidest bunch, but we sure as heck were the funniest bunch.
We had 2 weeks left of school before graduation. I sat down at the lunch table with my friends Joe, Greg and Nick to discuss the "secret plan" that had been in the works since our freshman year. Each year the Senior guys always pull a prank that will let them be "remembered" You had your mediocre toilet paper the trees in the parking lot. Post up porn on the lockers around school etc...all of these were funny, yet none of them seemed Great. We had been planning for the past 4 years to pull a prank that wouldn't only let us be remembered, we would become legends.
So as we sat around discussing possible ideas that would be great but not require to much brain power (considering the combined iq between us equals the normal iq of a normal high school grad.) Joe offered his opinion.
"Why don't we Toilet paper the trees in the parking lot" We all promptly threw food at him and nick slapped the back of his head.
"Come on guys, we gotta pull something that will be remembered forever."
Now, I Bob, the mastermind of this plan had been holding back my thoughts for about 6 months now. I had come up with a plan that wasn't only fool proof but would bring over half of our school population to their knees...literally.
"Guys, do you know what were having for lunch on Friday?" I said.
"Come on Bob, we gotta get serious!" Said Nick who was trying his hardest to think of a plan...but was coming up empty...like his brain.
"Just answer the dang question you retard!"
So he replied..."Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese"
I then smiled and realized my assumption and calculations were correct. It was going to be grilled cheese day. The perfect day to pull off my prank.
"Ok, here's the plan, shut up and listen. When I go through and get my lunch, I'll ask the lunch lady to get me a salad from the big fridge' behind her. When she turns around I'll slip a ex-lax in the soup....and sit back to watch the mayhem that follows."
*Blank stares from my friends*
"Guys, it will make them get the runs...and we only have 2 bathrooms..."
IT clicked with them, they loved it and so did I.
So Friday came and I went through the lunch line, my ploy to slip the ex-lax went off with out a hitch and then aound...6th period I heard many-a- door open and people running down the halls towards the bathrooms.
I asked to go to the bathroom as well so I could see the panic in the halls, I see people standing in line holding their stomachs in pain ready to let'er rip in the halls. Then I heard a boy say, Let's go to the arboritum (big grove of trees right out side our lunch room) We'll use the leaves...so I followed them out, and apprently other people had the idea because everywhere I looked there were peopel squating and using all kinds of leaves to wipe...ash, oak etc...
I got expelled and am still waiting trial for some charges filed against me and my buddies, but I enjoyed it, and my dream had come true through it all, I had pulled off the best prank in school history, I was a legend.
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Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-18 20:15:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:44:52 EDT (#)
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I call shenanigans!
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Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:41:54 (#)
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For our senior prank, we kidnapped the principal and tied him to the flagpole wearing just his underwear. Then we cut his head off and put it on a stake in front of the school. Memories.
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HAHAHA.. that's good stuff..
+1 for making my day by saying "dang" and "heck"
"Ma and Pa said we can go play out in the yard, sis!"
Rock On Rednecks! :)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-07 15:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:20:11 EDT (#)
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Boring and Lame... I don't believe a word.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:54:38 (#)
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"We had a fairly small school with my graduating class having around 120 kids in it."
HAH! SIXTY SEVEN KIDS IN MY GRADUATING CLASS, TAKE THAT BITCH!
Ha! You got called bitch by a chick!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:17:43 EDT (#)
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HEH HE HE HEEE.................WOW.................HIlari................NO.........next time don't cut and paste from an old script for "Porky's"
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:10:22 EDT (#)
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And also negative 2 for having the balls to "put exlax in the soup" but no having the balls to swear. Did you say dang? Seriously.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:07:13 EDT (#)
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Definitely not true. We fed a friend of mine like 6 exlax, and all he got was a seriosu case of the farts. Of course, the alocohol may have neutralized the active ingredient in the laxative....
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:57:44 EDT (#)
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Bullshit alert! Bullshit Alert!
Who the hell eats school lunch anymore? Come on. You could have done way better with this.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:41:54 EDT (#)
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For our senior prank, we kidnapped the principal and tied him to the flagpole wearing just his underwear. Then we cut his head off and put it on a stake in front of the school. Memories.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:21:06 EDT (#)
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I doubt that this is true. One ex-lax is enough for one person.
I had 73 people in my senior class. I was ranked 74th (because my cumulative GPA was one year behind everyone else, having transferred into the school at the start of 10th grade, and well, I was a slacker.)
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:20:15 EDT (#)
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Meh
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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Not very convincing, and, even if it was true, how would you be able to 'slip' enough ex-lax into a pot of soup so that 120 people are affected. Actually, if your senior class had 120 kids in it, that would put your school's population at over 400, right?
Yeah, good luck pooling your lunch money for 20 pounds of ex-lax, and even better luck 'slipping' it in.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:07:44 EDT (#)
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We had around 500, it helps with the all important class rank. I was somewhere around #36 or so which would suck out of 120, but out of 500 it looks on paper like I is smart.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-07 12:05:51 EDT (#)
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This isn't true, is it?
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:58:28 EDT (#)
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24 kids in my graduating class.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:55:13 EDT (#)
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not very original
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 11:54:38 EDT (#)
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"We had a fairly small school with my graduating class having around 120 kids in it."
HAH! SIXTY SEVEN KIDS IN MY GRADUATING CLASS, TAKE THAT BITCH!