Email Forwards ARE Funny (gay) (1180 hits)
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (View user info) at 2004-05-07 13:32:01 EDT
So Body by Jake sent me this super cool email forward, bitches and i thought it was funny,or something like that!!!!11
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I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job, a flat tire made him lose an hour of work & his electric drill quit, his ancient one ton truck refused to start. As I drove him home, he sat in stony silence.
On arriving he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. Upon opening the door he had undergone an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss.
Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do at the little tree.
"Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning I pick them up again." Funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."
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Pussy.
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:14:22 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this post (gay).
Submitted by LiteracyLover (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:39:06 EDT (#)
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that would've been an ok post if you didn't call it 'gay'.
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:00:51 EDT (#)
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so the plumber was a grandma in a wheelchair? you SHOULD have hit her in the head with a bat
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:48:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:36:26 (#)
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you should have converted that bmp. you would have gotten +2 for the pic
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:39:44 EDT (#)
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Dude, I didn't even realize it was BMP until it was too late. But I agree. It should have been converted. Im a dumbass. Whatever.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:36:26 EDT (#)
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you should have converted that bmp. you would have gotten +2 for the pic
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-07 13:33:42 EDT (#)
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ha!