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Ridiculousness I can't ignore (576 hits)

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Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <mizuchoudai.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-07 14:09:10 EDT


Ridiculousness I can't hold my tongue about anymore:
Woman talking on her cell phone... while running on the treadmill.
When they say to work out a pace that allows you to be able to talk,they didn't mean "call your husband and bitch about work, while you're running your fatass on the machine that I'm waiting for."
Couple going through numerous fertilization procedures to have kids... when they find out she's pregnant, she starts looking for daycare so she can go back to work.
Life is all about choices. What a world it would be where you could have a fulfilling career, wonderful marriage, gorgeous house, and perfect children. But, like the woman running on the treadmill, you have to prioritize. Sure, you could try to juggle them all, but, at any one time, something is being neglected. I know...tough choice...work extra hours for a new BMW or spend time with Johnny?
Jennifer Lopez and anything to do with her love life.
Don't we realize they're all ploys for publicity? The Hollywood PR machine is as ruthless and conniving as the tobacco industry. From who celebrities are seen with, to what lip gloss they say they wear, it's all part of somebody's Brilliant Plan for World Domination.
American Idol.
Yes, I watch it. I even enjoy it. But, let's not feel sorry for every contestant that has to leave. There's only one winner. So, guess what? You other 50 million are going home.
Exes getting married.
There should be laws in place to provide you with a package of historical info from all your prospective spouse's exes, so that you can make an informed decision before going down the aisle. Just like employers ask their employees for criminal record background checks. And that's just for a job. (C., gimme a call, I'll fill you in.)

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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-07 14:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Organize this and try again

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 14:12:35 EDT (#)
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i dont understand what it is about the enter key that makes it so difficult to figure out.

Submitted by The_Green_Bastard (user info) at 2004-05-07 14:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is ridiculousness I can ignore.


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