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Man Playing Piano With His Penis (Or why I too, have lost all faith in humanity) (24405 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shirkinparkin (View user info) at 2004-05-07 15:06:10 EDT


I use Kazaa to downlaod a lot of music. The recent scare of getting a fine does not phase me. I figure, once new artists start producing worthwile music, I'll buy it. Until then, I will steal it for free.

My girlfriend downloads alot of music too. One of the things she downloads is piano music. She has been playing for a while, so she likes to download pieces she is working on.

Yesterday she was going through some of the things she downloaded. She came across one titled "Piano Player". She noticed it was a video, and asked me if I had downloaded it.

"No, I don't download any videos. See what it is." I said.

She clicked on the song, and the video started to play.

For the next nineteen seconds, I just about laughed harder than I ever have in my life. Here is why.....

The video was of what I assume to be a male stripper. He was standing behind a cloth piano keyboard. Music began to play and he began thrusting his wang forward, hitting the cloth keys, in synch with the music. This alone would be funny, but the hand gestures and facial expressions where hilarious. We were totally not expecting this.

This reminds me alot of the "Exploiting Peer to Peer Networking" post, except in reverse. Then I got an idea......

Tonight, people across the world who download 38 Special's "Hang on Loosely" will get a video of some guy thrusting his cock against a cloth piano. They will be very surprised.

Here is a link to the video, watch it if you dare.

Piano_Player.mpg (484 kB) [video/mpeg]

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Submitted by jewels <julietointon.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-09 11:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey guys
if any of you loved that then I can tell you EXACTLY where this guy is in REAL life

and yes - his dick is REAL!!!!!

he entertains hen parties!!!!!!



Submitted by KatieKate (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is off the charts funny. Is that thing real??? It looks like a
pork tenderloin in between those legs.

Submitted by Random B at 2004-07-16 12:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucking rock! I'm in tears!

Submitted by ilza (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry ... rank 2 or more !!!

Submitted by ilza (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fantastic, so funny ...
does anyone know the site it comes (oops . . . ) from ?

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-08 11:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man's got skills.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-08 10:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh fucking wow.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

g.e.n.i.u.s

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

someone must have a movieshop program out there that is capable of putting flute boy's face on this clip. anyone? anyone?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

.........

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so that just magically ended up on your girlfriends computer huh? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-05-07 16:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

THink about it: somewhere, this man is loose in the general populace.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damnit, they swore that the video would never get out... those fuckers, imma gunna sew... um, sue!

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops, sorry. what gay man doesn't like to see a big penis playing acloth piano?

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

d-d-d-damn!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-07 15:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD


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