Should Republicans Be Allowed To Marry? (799 hits)
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Submitted by Malone (View user info) at 2004-05-07 16:53:52 EDT
This question has been bothering me for some short time, a matter of weeks perhaps. I don't think they should be allowed to. Now, before you go slamming me for suggesting that one group of people in this country is not as "privelaged" as another, let me back up a few things.
Nowhere in the Bible are Republicans mentioned, nor is there any mention of Republicans getting married. I think it's obvious that had God and the baby Jesus intended for Republicans, or for them to get married, thier inclusion in the good book would be assured. Even gays are mentioned in the Bible but that was pretty much to make a distinction in behavior to go against the Greeks and Romans with their fun loving practices. Jews were not to be like the Greeks, who love the ass.
At this juncture, I must add that I am well aware that Lincoln was a Republican. I assure you that I know he was married also. HOWEVER, he was married before becoming a Republican. I think that Lincoln was quite a different kind of Republican. He is certainly far removed from the type of people that we know as Republicans today. Being the first of his kind I liken him to original rock and roll. Whatever happened to that '50's sound we all love? All that's on the radio as rock and roll now is hardcore, that angry sound we all love being spoon fed in D chord.
Republicans often attract others of their same kind. This makes them easy to spot, if you have a sharp eye or binoculars. You can sometimes see them travelling in packs. No, not at your local shopping mall, but at your local Boat and RV Shows.
If Republicans marry, then they sometimes mate with one another and create new people. Often these new people will grow up to be Republicans themselves, unless, in rare instances, the child can form opinions of his own. Sometimes the most frustrating thing to young Republicans is the introduction of new ideas via music, or art. The young Republican and it's parents are often comfortable in a small collection of opinions and lifestyle routines. Any unbalancing of this via new ideas from art or music will throw off this delicate harmony of blandness and monontony. In actuality, there has been a name, or definition coined to describe such a commonly narrow minded, backward looking state of being, "Conservate" or the working form, "Conservative."
So, I hope I have shed some light on Republicans and the debate over who should be allowed to marry who. I don't know who's wrong or right in this raging debate across America, but hopefully the right people at the right time will be able to give us an answer. Let's all hope that those people who tell us how to live our daily lives will put to rest this deep division in our society. Let us pray to the Moral Mojority for their guidance. When have they been wrong?
(I leave you a picture of a married couple. A married Republican couple from days of old. They sit steadfast in their beliefs of what is right and wrong for us all. But, did they have children?)
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:55:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by trojanwarhero (user info) at 2004-05-08 01:24:30 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha Ha no...bitch. You don't have to believe in some idealogy used to control weak minded people to be a republican. You can simply have the mindset that lazy ass motherfuckers that sit around, mate, and collect wellfare don't deserve to be part of society and parasite off of hard working people.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:50:34 EDT (#)
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I'm feeling kinda blue, so I'll give this a +2.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:20:54 EDT (#)
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Aw, dom's all sad now.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-07 22:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:18:21 EDT (#)
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This was funny, but that is a weak argument. I am not saying what I believe because it doesn't matter, but I know enough about the bible to say that there are many places that arent't big fans of pillow biters, and you can find many references to marriage being man and women, but none about republicans. That said the Bible does contradict itself in a lot of places, and shouldn't be used as a solid rule for all the laws in any country, then we are no better than the rag heads with their stonings, veils, hand choppings, and murdering of raped women because they dishonored the family.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-05-07 19:01:00 EDT (#)
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Fucking funny.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-07 18:34:04 EDT (#)
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sure they could marry, but why would they want to? Jeezus I knew a Republican girl once and she was the boringest person I ever met. She started dating a Republican guy but said he was the boringest guy she ever met and dumped him. Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to marry just to save them from themselves.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:29:18 EDT (#)
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I saw a republican once.
We were in downtown Montreal and my rooomate said "Fuck Americans" on a very obvious joking tone. Hell even americans laughed. And this little shit comes back at us "Hey I fucking take this shit seriously man, say you love america ! SAY YOU LOVE AMERICA !!!"
He was scratching my roomate like a gay cat and on the verge of crying.
Even his buddies were standing there with a desperate look.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:15:13 EDT (#)
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I have a different question, how about you shut your stupid mouth?
Submitted by bubut (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:09:40 EDT (#)
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stupid
http://www.johnkerryisadouchebag.com/
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:45:21 EDT (#)
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too long to squeeze one off.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:05:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:05:03 EDT (#)
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no one should be allowed to marry. we should all just run around like animals fucking everything we see. flute boy gets it first.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:00:13 EDT (#)
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You own my start page. Just thought I'd tell you.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-07 16:59:45 EDT (#)
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John Kerry's wife was a republican her whole life up until a year ago. He converted her. I can't remember how the joke goes, Most republican guys go out with democrat girls, their going to marry republican women, they just want to have some fun first.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-07 16:57:33 EDT (#)
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What's your take on gay republicans?