Kids With Potty Mouth (1287 hits)
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Submitted by Dufflady (View user info) at 2004-05-07 17:47:52 EDT
I found this little video clip of a kid cussing out a store clerk and it just reminded me of what my neighbor's children will be like in about 5 years. I really think someone fast forwarded in time and placed one of them in this situation.
The other day my 4 year old daughter wanted to play with their 4 year old son so I had him come over. I was sitting inside while they played on the front porch with her little play kitchen.
I wasn't listening very hard and all was quiet except for a few giggles.
Then, out of the blue this little cutsie childish voice yells "Shut up bitches!"
It takes a minute for my mind to compute what I have heard and rule out my precious angel as the culprit. I step outside to check things out and there are two teenagers walking up the street.
They were looking directly at little man, trying to figure out why I suppose. The look on their faces was priceless. I kept my giggle to myself and scolded him accordingly.
I called my neighbor to let her know about his newest language development along with the 'f' word my daughter told me he used earlier. My call was probably useless but I had to make an effort.
Yes, I'm a rat.
Anyway, here's the link to the video.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/change.php
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Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W00t
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 13:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
My kids would definitely be like that little shit in the movie. This is why I have no plans to reproduce.
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Dang that Josie always takes the words right from my head.
Must be why I dig her so much.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave you a 2 because it's too true. Looking at the highschool I went to (I just graduated in '03, so it wasn't that long ago, haha), I see the freshmen getting worse and worse. Every year, they get more and more annoying. They're turning 'ghetto', acting way tougher even though their backpacks way more than them, and they think they friggen' own the place! Soooo annoying! But yeah, that is pretty funny. I would've loved to see the look on their faces. hahaha Yeah, I've seen that clip before. My younger brother (suprise, suprise) downloaded it.
Oh, and the title 'potty mouth' most definitely fits. To the person that said it doesn't, why don't you try reading it? It's ABOUT little kids. Nice comeback dufflady. ;)
Yeah, if I ever heard my four year old bro & sis swear... holy crap, I'd flip out.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-23 19:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your poo smells funny.
Ballon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-09 20:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If your child uses foul language, talks back, misbehaves, etc.. there's an easy cure.
Smack the living shit out of them.
Submitted by BoOyah <PP.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-09 20:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That clip is the shiznit,
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-09 20:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:33:59 (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for the word potty mouth. HOW OLD ARE YOU 5?6? A potty is what a baby takes a crap in!
Yes, you have a point here. I should have titled it Foul Mouthed Little Bastards- Ubersite Hopefuls.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-05-08 01:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck 'em. I rat on kids whenever I get the chance. Kids are such little assholes, always running around screaming. When my friends act like that at the bar, I ostracize them. Keep it up.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for the word potty mouth. HOW OLD ARE YOU 5?6? A potty is what a baby takes a crap in!
+1 because i feel your pain
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My kids would definitely be like that little shit in the movie. This is why I have no plans to reproduce.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That lady dusting was crazy. I agree.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was my favorite line too, have another two cause i can't stop replaying that video and laughing at that little bastard
Submitted by captainsbread <toghoulforschool.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-07 18:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats hilarious, I think my favourite part is when he leaves and comes back and says Iam gonna blow this mother fucker up if i don't get my mother fucking change.... and i also love how the person in the back just keeps dusting, like she doesn't hear whats going on.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the funniest thing! i love hearing toddlers completely cuss someone out. for more on getting your children to say cuss words see here http://www.ubersite.com/m/27947