Living at home at 27 (NSFW, boobies) (1502 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.15 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by indoninja (View user info) at 2004-05-07 20:49:19 EDT
If you have read some of my stuff you might know this (I am going to guess you don't because nobody reads my shit) but for the past two years I have been working in Indonesia. Sort of like the peace Corp but instead of getting paid shit and helping people, I get paid great and help rape mother earth for Oil. Actually I guess they are nothing alike. Anyway, lately I have been pretty sick of working here, there are only so many curable venereal diseases you can catch before you get something nasty, and seriously living here I am never going to progress beyond college level drinking and partying. Not that I am in any big rush to grow up, but it would be nice to meet somebody I might actually have a relationship with. This probably isn't going to happen here, and I haven't heard anything about getting transferred, so I have been looking for jobs back in the US.
Turns out I found one near where my parents and my brothers live. Great, I get along good with them, the job is nice (I don't have it yet, but I probably will), and there are houses there within my range. Here is the problem what to do until I buy a house? I have worked my ass off in a third world country for the past two years so I could get up enough money to but a nice house and not have to worry about huge payments. Now I am cringing at the thought of shelling out money for rent on an apt, to me that is pissing money away, I want all this money to go to something I will own. Living with my brother and his wife is out of the question, his wife wouldn't allow it. It is a long story but she has seen some of my antics and the first time I was in their house I broke something in the first 15 mins, but it wasn't my fault, and I have grown up, a little. My choices are live at home as a 27 year old until I get my own place (up to 6 months) or piss money away in rent somewhere. I guess it comes down to how much is my loss of pride over living with my parents worth (and by pride I mean being able to bring chicks home and bang them). SO I ask you Uberusers would you give up a place of your own to shag for six months or around 4k?
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-12-30 10:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure mommy and daddy don't bite, but they will make you crazy.
Hope it's a quick 6 months.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-12-30 06:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i know hotter drag queens
and move in with your parents, rent is a waste of money and chicks who are worth it have their own place
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 12:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yum
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well if the reality is that you've become a sexual camel and are able to go without vaginal moisture for six months then great, of course then you'd have to live with your parents. I ean you'll not be able to get away from them for ages.
They'll just be there. Looking at you. With their cold, dead, eyes.
Sure they'll make you breakfast, but is it worth it?
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't get it
bang chicks at your parents place
we all did it in high school
and some in college
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, what all of them down there said.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2005-05-19 12:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the post
+1 for having the balls to move into your moms again
+2 for a hot chick
-2 for that hot chick being a tranny
-1 for her having a cepter face
+1 cuz I'd probably still do her if she kept her god damn mouth shut about her little secret.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-08 15:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Move with your parents for a little while. Won't hurt.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-08 14:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Back here in the U.S., chicks have their own places now. And when it comes to banging, most of them don't mind taking YOU home.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-08 08:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sort of like the peace Corp but instead of getting paid shit and helping people, I get paid great and help rape mother earth for Oil."
+2 for that alone
Move back in with mommy. 6 months isn't a long time and throwing money away is fucking abhorrent. Besides, after being in Indonesia for so long, a 6 month hiatus before getting back into a serious dating scene would do you wonders. ...if only for permanently clearing up any temporary STD's. That shit won't go over well at all with the quality chicks.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-08 01:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I called shenagins on one of your posts and rated it -2, I also read some of your other posts, and rated them positive. If people rate on my posts I normally look at what they wrote (sometimes I have a very boring job)to put thing in perspective. If you comment on other peoples posts expect attention on your posts, good and bad.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 22:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes rating me down make you look better.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it. It was ok, but the picture took the cake. If it pleases you i will 0 it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please scroll down, the picture is explained. Although, Falco, I am sure you -2'd this because you were attracted to that then read the bottom and realized you like a dude.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
trannies get me hot. oh yes.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude if you are bringing home chicks like that, i suggest moving in with your rents because shit that chicks fugly
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He actually had the plumbing changed, there are more graphic pictures that were taken at that debacle of a bachleor party that actually show the ax wound. But i always wonder if He/she should now be calle d she since the ding-dong was removed?
Submitted by captainsbread (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nasty, the he/she has a disease growing under her boob... wouldn't want to go there...
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Move in with the 'rents, my friend.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Move back in with your parents. 6 months isn't that long, and any chick worth bangin' will understand your situation. And bring you back to HER parents' house.
That is one..um..girlie looking dude.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture is another 2 reasons I want to leave Indonesia.
1. That is a dude
2. It was hired for my friends bachelor party and no way am I ever going to get married in a place where they get you transvestites for your bachlor party.