Karaoke, whores and more. (645 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.5 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by antiLemming (View user info) at 2004-05-08 06:10:00 EDT
Last night was rather kicking. Let me surmise.
My friend Jaymz and I headed over to Moorabin to pick up a third, Noddy. We then headed to the Barley Corn Hotel. We left after the 2nd band and headed to the Colonial Hotel for a great night of karaoke. Now, while looking for a parking spot near the Colonial, we spotted a lone hooker working a street corner. This would inspire us to greater things later in the evening.
Around 2am we head out of the Colonial, down to St Kilda (Melbourne's notorious red light district) to find some more of society's finest. The most memorable part of the night was searching for "spandex girl", who had a habit of disappearing every 2nd time we passed her spot; A busy girl she was. While searching for Spandex Girl, we saw a rather attractive young lass peddling the ass God gave her.
We were intrigued to learn oral sex would set us back $50, sex would be an extra $30, or we could have both for $100. Don't ask me where hookers get their value system, but I'm sure it's right up there with the complicated workings of Wall Street.
I then found myself something that caught even me by surprise. The whole situation was rather comical to me, and I treated it so. Hence, I said to this fine yound lady of the night, "ok, in ten seconds or less, tell me why I should pay to have sex with YOU". She got rather upset at this and left us to wonder where we want wrong.
Even now, I maintain I would have been far more likely to outlay hard earned cash for a blowjob if she could at least give me a reasonable argument in her favour. Until prostitutes master the fine art of product marketing, I guess I'll stick to trying my luck at parties.
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Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-05-09 01:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I honestly don't know how they work out their prices, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-08 11:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boogidy boogidy! Plus 2 Saturday!
She should have at least tried. If she could have come up with a great marketing slogan I would have paid for the $100 package.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-08 06:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She obviously needs a new pimp, he should be handling the verbal marketing (and bitch slapping) end of the business.