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I Am Badass. (1312 hits)

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Rating: 0.81 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2004-05-08 21:07:59 EDT


I know sometimes you wonder, "Has Lisa ALWAYS been such a hardcore, awesome, total badass?" For your information, I've been perfecting my badass for years, so don't fuck with me, okay, punks?

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Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-18 21:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does being a prick count as being a badass? Well, either way, all I can really tell you is that assholes live forever. And I have a perfect picture of me as a child that would show just how badass I used to be, but due to lack of technological equipment, it'll probably never be posted.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-13 22:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, ha ha. Ha, ha. Ha.

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i think your breasts were bigger back then. what happened?

Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-10 04:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Much funnier when you don't crop. Outstanding.

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-09 17:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-09 01:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:12:35 (#)
Ranking: -1

I can see the caption for the left one.


Even then, Lisa looked like a truck stop hooker.
___________________________
caneeda eh?...

ya hoser.

---------------------------

How'd you manage to type that between bites of your big mac?

Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-05-09 14:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

little did your mother know she was dressing you as a gangsta

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-05-09 13:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CURRENT nudes, of you now, I mean.

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-05-09 13:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lisa, it's time for nudes.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-09 13:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Naked pictures of a....oh. Whoops.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-09 12:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cute.

Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-09 01:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like to rape that.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-09 01:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:12:35 (#)
Ranking: -1

I can see the caption for the left one.


Even then, Lisa looked like a truck stop hooker.
___________________________
caneeda eh?...

ya hoser.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-09 01:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where did you find these pictures? They must be at least three or four years old.


I like the dew rag in the one on the right.

Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-09 00:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You inspired me....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32583


Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lisa was cool. What hapened?

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:47:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

If by "Badas" you mean retarded, I agree.




I don't even have to touch it. Beautiful.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is like Police porn...you know, where the girls dress up like cops and then fuck hardcore? But with children...And they're dressing sort of like gangsters, or maybe gangstas-in-the-making. You might be onto something.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute little girl.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If by "Badas" you mean retarded, I agree.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, i met Lisa at a truck stop.... wait a minute!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, they've been making Lady Speed Stick forever.

Very cute. When is Armani coming back out with those sunglasses?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awe... She's so cute.

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I can see the caption for the left one.


Even then, Lisa looked like a truck stop hooker.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sick!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No. Just for that, you can lick my totally badass balls.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a big softie.


call me.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-08 21:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I rock.


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