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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-09 02:07:34 EDT


Hey.. Look..


Thats right.. Im back from my extended weed holiday.. Probably not fulltime though, I just thought Id drop another post.. This is only if youre interested in whats been going on with me.. If not, just fuck off now, and everything will be fine.

So, since last post.. Ive..
-Turned 18
-Been skydiving
-Continued my Apprenticeship, 6 months in now.
-Increased my weed tolerance... *stoner chuckle*


Turning 18 was awesome, I can now go out with the boys.. Myself and a friend of mine were the last to turn 18, yet we looked the oldest... Dont ask me. But anyhow, now I cant get into the casino.

Oooh yeah baby... Thats right..

Thats right, Casino time kids.. No one could properly explain to me what the casino was like, but when I found out.. I fucking loved it.. Maybe its the oxygen they pump into the air in there.. Maybe its just that I can lose money anywhere I feel like it, or maybe its the way its so damn hard to leave the place... Ahh.. Its only been about 6 months since I turned 18, but Ive allready got a lot of memories of walking out of the main gambling room, to realise that the sun is up.. Yet Im not at all tired.. It must be the oxygen..

With turning 18, my parents paid for me to go tandem skydiving.. Ive wanted to go since back in the days, so they thought itd be nice.. Anyhow.. Id never even been in a plane before.. and on that day, not only was I gonna fly in a little rickety shitbox.. I was gonna get thrown out of it.. at 14000 feet.

Now thats a long way for someone whos never been in a plane.

It was pretty lucky that I didnt have much say in the matter, and that I was wearing those quick-dry-slides-on-carpet sorta boardshorts.. But after I saw the door open, and saw the 50 year old woman ahead of me go out of the open door, into.. Nothingness.. I didnt want to go anymore.. But Bucky, my man strapped to my back.. just scooted my ass out that door, untill he was sitting on the edge, and I was hanging outside the plane.. in limbo.. But then.. Unreal.. Greatest feeling ever.. I frefell for a whole 60 seconds.. It was long enough for me not to be freaked out by the sensation, and even fuck around with direction and shit. When the parachute is pulled, it takes about 10 minutes to get down.. which is unbelievable, because you are sitting in the sky, thousands of feet up.. with nothing but a man strapped to your back, and two straps under your ass to stop you from falling.

Un-fucking-real.

Work has been getting better.. Im now making things, start to finish.. I just finished making my first handrail last week.. Pay still sucks.. $5.80 an hour... 38 hours a week.. Im broke by sunday every week.. Which is why Ive increased by weed tolerance.. Its all I do nowadays, is gamble, smoke weed, and work.. If Im not doing one of those three things, Im sleeping.. Which sounds good right about now.

.. Well .. thats whats been up.. Whats been up with you guys?





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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-26 14:59:30 EST (#)
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Gahh!

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-09 03:54:01 EDT (#)
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I tried to go skydiving tandem twice in the US, three to four hour class of basically arch your back and don't fuvk with the guy strapped to your back. Both times the weather turned shitty and I could not go. Last year I took a vacation in Australia, and I had a chance to go. The class was five minutes, and four and a half of those minutes were paperwork and introductions. Ther rest of the class was, "Look mate i am going to tap you on the stomach then you arch, got it?" And that was it. Awesome time.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2004-05-09 03:20:48 EDT (#)
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Not in america malone.. 18 is the magic number here.. What.. you think they have casinos for 18 year olds?


.. Dimwit

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-09 02:51:44 EDT (#)
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Wow! You're a man by law now! The next three years until that magic 21 REALLY REALLY SUCK. You can't get in anywhere and you don't want to hang at the teenie places anymore. It's like a young adult twilight zone exercise in boredom and occupying time. My advice, dodge the cops.



Malone

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-09 02:46:53 EDT (#)
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Hi.


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II