RJC Radio (442 hits)
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Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (View user info) at 2004-05-09 02:09:41 EDT
I hate going to the grocery store. I needed to buy some toilet paper the other day. When I went to the store, I had a mind to buy the most I could for the cheapest price I could. I eventually find the toilet paper aisle, right where it should be between the exotic crustacean and Buddist Tofu aisle. I walked through and examined the selection. I was immediately repulsed at what I saw. One had a baby playing with a blanket and the other had a teddy bear rubbing his face. I was appalled at the disrespect they show toilet paper. First of all what man is going to want to lose his balls so he could wipe his ass. Men don't want things to be feminine or gay especially when it comes to their asshole. Second, it shows great disrespect to the sacred institution of shitting. When a man is undertaking a shit, he has two things in his hand, the first is a Reader's Digest, the second is a handy roll of toilet paper. Toilet paper is an object that commands a sacred respect.
Many men are afraid of buying Reader's Digest. My interest is usually lost when I see the "Lose Fifty Pounds in Ten Minutes". But a Reader's Digest is a useful thing to have when one is having a shit. It is full of inspiring and herioc stories that perfectly match the atmosphere of a bowel movement.
Today my friend described something slightly disturbing to me. A girl he knew was told a story by her seventh-grade brother. Apparently the local seventh grade class had a new club they called the rainbow club. Now what could this Rainbow Club be that the local 12 and 13 year olds were participating in. Could it be some enviromental club or maybe some sort of money-raising operation. "Hmm" I thought, "It sounds cute, I wonder what it is?" I was shocked at the explanation. The premise of the club is the girls would take differnt color lip glosses and give head to boys around the school. They boys would try to collect as many different colors, hence the Rainbow. Dear god, my sister is in seventh grade.
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-09 19:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Makes me want to be young again.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-09 02:57:58 EDT (#)
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You cannot stop the cock.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-09 02:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let your sister take part in it, would you rather she get raped instead one day???