A pirates revenge. (567 hits)
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Submitted by Deadly (View user info) at 2004-05-10 04:46:15 EDT
After a night out clubbin', drinking, laughing, drinking some more and busting moves like the slightly overweight, unattractive dude that can't, that every boy band has, it was time to head off home. When i say head home, naturally, i'm talking about the home of the person that lives the closest(a,saving on cab fare. b,getting out of the early morning chilled air asap. c, the closet was piemans house, and as an up and coming alky he always had the top shelf of his makeshift bar fully stacked)
The mass landed at piemans and the alcohol fuelled armchair random ramblings commenced. The drink flowed freely, how sweet.Most were at the Oliver Reed level of drunkenness. A couple of people get out the rizla and start rolling j's. It's inevitable that some poor sod will pass out and be taken advantage of. Last night it was smudges turn. I couldn't have been happier as i've always thought him to be a bit of an anal charmer, time to make him look pretty i thought. It's amazing how much war paint a woman can fit into a tiny ass little purse, we set to work. Smudge looked amazing, we could've sent his ass down to the red light district and made a killing. He looks so much more attractive with shimmering coral in gold lips, charcoal painted eyes, green lashes and blood red varnished nails.Surprisingly, when smudge come to and eventually caught on that we were laughing at him he looked in the mirror - shock horror. He wasn't impressed with our efforts or our comments about him looking like a female impersonator, so much so that he called himself a taxi home.
Now i know smudge is a closet anal charmer, that or he rally is a bad sport, i like to think i'm right about c/a charming. Anyway this made me look for a pic that i took of myself after spending a night in the company of so-called friends. After passing out my friends took it upon themselves to create a work of art using my face as their canvas. One of the culprits, namely smudge drew obscenities on my forehead, wrote profanities on my cheeks,and gave me the finishing touches that only a pirates of the carribean extra would receive. I scrubbed away the obscenities and profanities but left the tosh and goatee as i took a perverted liking to them. I can laugh at myself aswell as piss myself laughing at others.
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not the post i thought it was, still, here's a +1.
Be thankful that i didn't rate you on your pic.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-10 13:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Gold lips? Charcoal eyes? Green lashes? Blood red nails? Perhaps of more interest than the abuse of your acquaintance is the fact that you had these items in your possession - are you a lady of the night?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-10 12:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even know what I just read.
Submitted by Deadly (user info) at 2004-05-10 10:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ninja - the scrawlings had been on my plate for acouple of hours tho i do hold my hands up, after scrubbing the cock off my forehead and such, i did touch up the tosh and goatee. As i said i took a perverted liking to them. As for looking sober, i can assure you, i don't usually sport dark circles around my eyes, my eyes aren't glazed over, and i only pout, if you can call it that when pishished.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-10 09:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-10 06:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-10 06:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave it a plus two, but I am a little disapointed. For the perfect pirate markering, you also need an eyepatch, and a dotted in beard, but it was a great start.
Oh yeah, how long did you leave it on, because you look pretty sober in that picture?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-10 05:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. +2 because i'd do you
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-05-10 04:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh...