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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man <treehugga.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 06:14:07 EDT
As an Australian i feel i must apologise for some of the things that my country has done. I hereby declare my honest heartfelt apologies for the following things.
1. Guy Sebastian.
He was a singer at his local church until australian idol (An american idea) "discovered" him. It has been said that when his contract runs out he will do a religious album which should, by rights leave him on the street out the front of his church begging for food.
For every reply that ask's i will throw an item of their choice (be it a rancid food item, eggs, or even a frozen lemon) at him from my passing car (as soon as he is begging)
2. Steve Erwin.
I cannot even begin to understand why this guy can continue to exist. There is NOT another australian like this clown. There will never be another person like him. he does not express the views of any other australian. If you were considering a holiday to this beutiful country of ours and think we will all be like this asshat, Think again.
3. Neighbours.
This show blows. no one on this show is like the average australian.
I don't know if anyone has seen the movie "The Castle". The people in the forementioned movie are closer to average than anyone else i can think of on T.V.
neighbours is a fucking stupid show watched by stupider people, End of story.
if anyone can think of any omissions from this list please let me know.
oh , and her's a token pic of Rumsfeld shaking hands with saddam.
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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-10 07:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mr accident was a cool yahoo serious film
and i forgot to add that the next person who says "CRIKEY" to me is gunna cop a smack in the mouth
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-10 07:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would like an apology for yahoo serious. Anyone see young eintsien? Fuck did that suck donkey balls. Other than that Australia rocks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-10 07:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the lucky recipient of the first of my round of -2's before I go to sleep. Enjoy.
Submitted by funk_boy <funkster_boy.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2004-05-10 06:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1 - Fair enough
2 - He's f'ing great. AND loves crocs!
3 - flicking Flic's flaps?
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-10 06:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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