a moment of clarity (438 hits)
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Submitted by partisan (View user info) at 2004-05-10 14:47:07 EDT
I've been reading through reviews of my recent posts, and, more importantly, i've been reading the posts themselves, and i have come to a conclusion: I write about as well as a possum with a pen glued to its eyelids. As I have made this startling discovery, i will no longer torment you with my own words. Instead, I offer you a quote as a peace offering. I personally consider it to be the 3rd most entertaining thing said so far this millennium (the top 2 will remain my little secret).
I'm sure you all remember Rick Solomon.
No?
To refresh your memory, he's the guy who made the Paris Hilton sex video, which somehow made it onto the internet. When questioned about this, he replied:
"I made the video for my own private consumption and for just a few of my close buddies".
Now THAT's a true friend.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:29:45 EDT (#)
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Oops...that was a secret...i forgot.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:21:05 EDT (#)
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the actual url: http://stupidAOLmembers.aol.com/SlowRottyRott/hoesNdifferentAREAcodes.htm
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:17:03 EDT (#)
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We can't find "www.slowlyrottingsexgirlfriends"
You can try again by typing the URL in the address bar above.
Or, search the Web:
Hahahahahaha!
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:03:18 EDT (#)
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I predict a nano-second will pass before someone checks to see if www.slowlyrottingsexgirlfriends.com actually exists.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 15:02:14 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT BOB! DON'T REPEAT THAT TO ANYONE ELSE!
(how in the fuck did you know that shit?!?!?!?!?!?)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-10 14:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 14:53:48 (#)
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I've made videos with all of my exs since I was 15. When I met my fiancee' though, I performed a sacred ritual in which I took all of those naughty videos of my exs out to the training center, taped the videos to the shooting targets, and blew them to bits with my Glock 22.
thats what i call therapy.
TRANSLATION: My fiancee thinks that I did this. I actually bought blanks at the dollar store and shot the blank tapes. The real tapes are in a cabinet in the garage.
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p.s. fuck rick soloman (-2) because I would NEVER have sold those tapes to anyone no matter what my exs did to me...
TRANSLATION: He makes more money with his website, www.slowlyrottingsexgirlfriends.com than Solomon made, and isn't viewed to the public as a pervert like Solomon is.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-10 14:58:56 EDT (#)
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He also said that he would agree to drop his counter lawsuit for slander if they agreed to give him pay per view rights the sleezy bastard. (Claiming he never leaked the video)
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 14:53:48 EDT (#)
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I've made videos with all of my exs since I was 15. When I met my fiancee' though, I performed a sacred ritual in which I took all of those naughty videos of my exs out to the training center, taped the videos to the shooting targets, and blew them to bits with my Glock 22.
thats what i call therapy.
p.s. fuck rick soloman (-2) because I would NEVER have sold those tapes to anyone no matter what my exs did to me...