Flute boy hate, also inane rage! (502 hits)
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Submitted by <adamchalland.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 16:06:02 EDT
I was talking to my friend Alistar through MSN messenger, more commonly known as the falconer to all uberusers, when we happened to wander across the subject of flute boy. Now I, like all smart uberusers, see that musical fellow is one to look up to, most can only aspire to achieve the kind of internet fame as the mighty flute boy, who could hate the flute boy, who has bought so much to this sight of uber? To my great surprise, it turns out that not everyone on this planet loves flute boy, that for some reason, some unimaginable unbelievable reason, someone doesn't love flute boy! That flute boy is actually hated by one!
Here follows the MSN conversation after I asked Alistar why he hated that flute boy so:
Adman(EO)t says:
Ali, why do you hate flute boy so?
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
cause it's fucking shitty fucking crap turd arse shitstain wankfest
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
fucking douche turd cumrag bullshit
Adman(EO)t says:
whats wrong with him
Adman(EO)t says:
what makes flute boy fucking shitty fucking crap turd arse shitstain wankfest
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
flute boy posts are fucking content-less smegma for the morons to smother the fucking internet with to attempt to compensate for the fact that they have no fucking ability
Adman(EO)t says:
koolmang and fetish have done a few non-flute boy good posts
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
like 2 maybe
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
they all suck
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
if i was bart i'd just do a hitler and ban all of the cocksuckers
Adman(EO)t says:
including me?
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
not really, your posts have had semi substance
Adman(EO)t says:
oh lol
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
that cunt george would be out in a second
Adman(EO)t says:
awesome
Adman(EO)t says:
lol
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
'ur mum'
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
that's the last time i'm showing him a fucking website
Adman(EO)t says:
I was gonna do a fluteboy post, but decided not too
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
are you getting me riled up so you can write a post about how much i hate you or something?
Adman(EO)t says:
thats one bandwagon I won't jump on too
Adman(EO)t says:
no
Adman(EO)t says:
it would be funny
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
no it wouldn't, fucker
Adman(EO)t says:
i am going to copy this entire convo
Adman(EO)t says:
and save it in notepad
Adman(EO)t says:
in case i need to do that
Adman(EO)t says:
yes
Adman(EO)t says:
keep talking
Adman(EO)t says:
this stuff is gold
Adman(EO)t says:
:D
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
so i don't need a verbal punchbag
Adman(EO)t says:
oops, missed that last comment
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
oops, nobody cares
Adman(EO)t says:
Ali, why do you hate me so?
Adman(EO)t says:
yes thats it, keep typing
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
Adam, why do ask the same question repeatedly in the vain hope that i'll say something spontaneous and witty
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
?
Adman(EO)t says:
oh i don't know, you will eventually
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
nope
Adman(EO)t says:
your occasional inane range spasms are interesting enough
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
range? fucking illiterate
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
i think i need councelling
Adman(EO)t says:
see I deliberately mispelled that so you will have another insane rage spasm
Adman(EO)t says:
common
Adman(EO)t says:
you want it
Adman(EO)t says:
Ali?
Adman(EO)t says:
Ali you there?
Some people get so riled up over nothing, I don't know if he has got councelling yet.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-11 03:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-10 21:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could have summarized it. Conversations are often dull. Yours is not exception. Why should you be different from everyone else? Why should _your_ conversations be better? They're not. Silly.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-10 21:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-10 21:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-10 18:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-05-10 17:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck, you do.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-10 17:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ANYthing flute boy = -2
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be hating on Da Flute.
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Adman fails again...
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Adman(EO)t says:
it would be funny
I'm a reverse prostitute: How much will you pay for me not to have sex with you? says:
no it wouldn't, fucker
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I'm always right, fuckstick.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read my recipe book. Asshat.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the hell cares?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would much rather see flute boy than read this crap...
were was the rage at anyway? i've seen more rage coming from my healthy choice salisbury steak when the potatoes soaked up it's gravy...
i've seen more rage from the hemorrhoids in my german shephard's ass after i fuck him until my dick turns red and i bust a white sticky load onto it's back
i've seen more rage coming from jackoffs who read my post then realize how superior i am to them so they -2 me in the feeble hope that i will disappear and stop cock blocking.
my friend, the t-shirt that i bought from E-Bay from a tke brother out of kansas says it all:
Probation.
Double Secret Probation.
Kicked off of campus...
FUCK YOU
I AM A TKE
AND I AM STILL HERE
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This entire post can be summed up thusly,
"I'm tired of flute boy."
Not exactly an original idea. Plus, after your flute boy comments, the entire conversation is pointless. You should've cut it.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh...
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-10 16:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu k thx