I'm a Nympho (1051 hits)
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Submitted by Al Queda <jenny_girly_2004.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 19:00:17 EDT
It's true, I love to be fucked. And I love fucking. I've had sex with men and women, old and young. I've seen small penises and huge ones too, I prefer a large one, but if the guy uses what he's got, that can feel pretty amazing too.
I'm guilty of having sex in public places, and masturbating in public washrooms. I've had multiple partners at the same time, I once slept with five different guys in a week and never talked to them again.
I give great head, and I swallow if I really like him. I've done anal and liked it, but I would never let someone ejaculate up there. Guys have told me I fuck like a porn star, but I'm not into porn--I like the real thing. And lots of the real thing. I have dildos and butt plugs, I've used them and let other people use them on me on several different occasions. If I go out with the girls, chances are I will leave with a guy because to me that's a great night out.
In high school I was a slut. I gave up my virginity to the first guy that wanted it. A little painnful, but wonderful. I knew at that moment that I was hooked on sex.
I'm a nympho. And a slut, a whore, a Jezebel, a dirty girl. But it's my body and my choice. I fuck like it's a sport--so what? I take care of my body and love being with other people that love their bodies too. There's nothing better than waking up in the morning with that familiar ache between the legs...the one that reminds you what you were doing all night in your drunken nakedness.
I've slept with some guys that I should have stayed with--guys that were romantic and compassionate lovers--guys that put me on a pedestal and treated me as a princess. I've been with guys I should never had looked twice at--guys that were inconsiderate and cruel--self centered lovers. I fantasize about my girlfriends boyfriends. I want to fuck in a church someday. If Jesus was around, I'd ask to suck him off and swallow his load.
I am a nympho. But to me that's just a name--just like Anne or Barbra or Jenny...
I just love to fuck.
User Reviews
Submitted by SamIam (user info) at 2004-05-24 23:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
infidele!!!!! Holey sheets fucking infidels, may your goats burn in hell, no virgins for you
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-24 23:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see how much of a slut you are if I say "Come down to CT and fuck me"
But then again..... you're probably loose as a goose. I don't think I want that.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-24 22:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Queda you whore!
Kidding, I love you, but this wasn't funny. So -2. See you in Vegas!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually know Al Queda, we've been internet friends since our posting days on disinformation.com,
I can tell you it's a he AND a she. get it?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:24:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't believe you.
If this were true, you'd be posting a nude photo of yourself along with your email address and an application form.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-10 20:19:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought AL Queda was a boy?
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i did too
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh!
Dirty is the word - you take care of your body but state that you'd never let anyone shoot up you're ass?
So... if you're taking care of yourself, surely it wouldnt matter as the dick you were with would be wearing a condom...
Still whatever, catch what you like... its your life.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't believe you.
If this were true, you'd be posting a nude photo of yourself along with your email address and an application form.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am a nympho."
we have something in common
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I've done anal and liked it, but I would never let someone ejaculate up there." - Just pointing this out. Man or woman, 100% idiot.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-10 21:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the double standard for casual sex.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-10 20:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought AL Queda was a boy?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-10 20:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it sick that I would like to see Jesus killing a hooker? Shouldn't there be some sort of GTA cheat about this?
Submitted by captainsbread (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well written, usually I would say, whore! -2!, but I like the way this was written and at least your honest, but the image of you sucking off Jesus kinda gives me the creeps.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But what about your sore asshole, dude?
Submitted by Missty (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you...uh...herpes.
I think. Better knock on wood.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was decent.
Submitted by Missty (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy. And provocative.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry about sideburns, he sucks. I like it.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How bout you come visit me sometime?
Submitted by davidarnaud (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
by the way, Jesus hung out with hookers all the time and never judged them. read your Bibles people.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post killed alot of my brain cells, and I don't have many left.
I have to go and wash all the shit out of my eyes now.
Submitted by davidarnaud (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for flipping off the double standard. you are precious.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully after you give Jesus head, he'll treat you like a hooker....
..and kill you and bury you in the woods.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter <jberceli.at.davidmorse.com> at 2004-05-10 19:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probably a man
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-05-10 19:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations.