Obese Teachers and the Olympics - The connection. (694 hits)
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Submitted by Disektor <random.address.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 23:33:25 EDT
Of course we all make the crude jokes behind teachers backs.. hell some of us make them in front of them, but rarely do they come at the "classic" moment.
But my friends.. fear not.. I have for you a true "Great moment in time"
It was the summer of the olympics, a great time for all those people who actually exercise, but for those who don'tm we merely spend our time speculating on them.
It happened in the Teacher's lounge and the topic of discussion was the olympics. Small talk was exchanged back and forth. One teacher, a very very robust woman decided she had enough and was on her way out the door. Apparently she was oblivious to the fact that the janitors had just finished mopping, despite the large yellow "caution" sign.
She waddled her way out the door and into infamy.
As she stepped onto the water, her legs wobbled from beneath her and she came crashing down onto the floor with a thunderous blow.
Another teacher inside the room grabbed a piece of paper, a pen, wrote "9.8" on it and held it up for the rest of the teachers to see.
Another teacher after spotting the sign shouted out "Was that her gymnastics score or the reading on the richter scale?"
She never did forgive him.
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Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:51:04 EDT (#)
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no comment
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:38:08 EDT (#)
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I agree with Kristen's first rating more than her second. +/- 0 for you!
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:23:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:10:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-05-11 02:22:14 EDT (#)
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I've been having a horrible evening. this made it all better. My sides hurt from laughing.
Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (user info) at 2004-05-11 02:03:56 EDT (#)
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This is funny ass shit! You painted a great mental image.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-11 01:55:46 EDT (#)
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That was funny as hell!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 01:49:30 EDT (#)
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Awwwww, I take it back!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-11 00:33:37 EDT (#)
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Yea.. I suppose it's one of those stories where you have to know the teachers involved.
*sheds tear for -1*
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 00:26:09 EDT (#)
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Pbbbbbbt.