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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man <treehugga.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-11 04:28:52 EDT
As an Australian i feel i must apologise for some of the things that my country has done. I hereby declare my honest heartfelt apologies for the following things.
1. Guy Sebastian.
He was a singer at his local church until australian idol (An american idea) "discovered" him. It has been said that when his contract runs out he will do a religious album which should by rights leave him on the street out the front of his church begging for food.
For every reply that ask's i will throw an item of their choice (be it a rancid food item, eggs, or even a frozen lemon) at him from my passing car (as soon as he is begging)
2. Steve Erwin.
I cannot even begin to understand why this guy can continue to exist. There is NOT another australian like this clown. There will never be another person like him. he does not express the views of any other australian. If you were considering a holiday to this beutiful country of ours and think we will all be like this asshat, Think again.
3. Neighbours.
This show blows. no one on this show is like the average australian.
I don't know if anyone has seen the movie "The Castle". The people in the forementioned movie are closer to average than anyone else i can think of on T.V.
neighbours is a fucking stupid show watched by stupider people, End of story.
if anyone can think of any omissions from this list please let me know.
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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-13 08:46:55 EDT (#)
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mel gibson was born in america
you cannot even begin to blame australians for him
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-12 09:51:35 EDT (#)
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a band called "frenzel rhomb" already covered the russel crowe thing with their song "russel crowes band"
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:26:42 EDT (#)
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ooh! the way your ancestors tried to exterminate aborigninal people from the mainland, and did exterminate natives on tasmania.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:16:49 EDT (#)
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I just can't figure out who should apologize for Mel Gibson and his dad!
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:10:05 EDT (#)
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i think you meant additions....
what about Russel Crowe? He sucks. Have you ever seen South Park with 'Russel Crowe Fightin' Round the World'??
Hahaha
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:37:18 EDT (#)
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Mel Gibson gets on my bloody nerves too, though he's pretty much an honourary American now. I quite like that barefoot bushman guy, if only through the schadenfreude resulting from seeing him eat all that nauseating shit.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-11 11:54:34 EDT (#)
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I hate that fucking barefoot bushman guy - what a freak! get some sandals or something, you masochistic fuck! He looks liek rupert from Survivor.
Don't worry, nobody notices what comes out of Austrailia 'cept Nicole Kidman.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-05-11 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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Koalas are fucking gay. Just like your hat.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 10:17:44 EDT (#)
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The "Idol" series was started in Britain. Give shitty credit where it's due. Don't pin that shit on us.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-11 10:17:39 EDT (#)
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"Home & Away"
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-11 10:01:36 EDT (#)
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it was but i fucked it up straight away, Hence the repost
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:31:19 EDT (#)
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this was posted already
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:34:09 EDT (#)
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steve erwin is a fuckwit.
NO ONE in australia over the age of 10 actually watches anything he does.
oh, and did i mention he's a fuckwit??
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:35:44 EDT (#)
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Steve Erwin is fucking great. He makes me laugh on many levels.
He's a total nut. I could watch him all day.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-11 04:48:27 EDT (#)
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
Oh,that Australia!