buttf**king & white trash (805 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.72 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bianca K (View user info) at 2004-05-11 04:40:53 EDT
What is it with all the white trash men on this site and their fascination with anal sex??
In case you hadn't realised, you cannot procreate this way, you might think that this is half the fun of pushing in the putty, but actually it is a sign of a malfunctioning libido...
Men have the urge to sow their wild seeds because of a biological imperative to reproduce. If you lust after a woman but not in an inherently primal way ( in a way she can't get pregnant) it means you are substandard, genetically inferior and not worthy of passing on your genes.
So it actually makes sense that all the obviously stupid, mentally deficient guys go on and on about the back door...I would personally ( being of a pure bloodline)not have to read about it all the time.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed more insults. Still a 2.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-05-11 12:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-05-11 11:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cant bloody stand south africans. Fuckers never stop saying "South Africa" as often as possible, quite often 4 or 5 times per sentance. The cunt-rashes are all share the same trait of looking down on everybody and thinking that nothing and nobody compares to south africans. Pack of wankers.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-11 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm speechless...this sucked
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the future, if you're going to express an opinion, try to do it in a more positive way. If you don't, this is what happens. Don't try to act like you're better than everyone; you're not. Just stop and THINK for a minute before you submit. You want to post like this? Fine, but don't get hostile when people start insulting you. I mean, you had it coming.
And, on that note...deep breath...fuck a pig.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to argue with this girl so badly, but then I remember that she's obviously not reasonable.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sonofafuckingbitchcocksuckingslutwhorefromasshatvilleusa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-11 09:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We need to eat girls' asses MORE often!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-11 08:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck are you, and why do you suck at life so badly?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-11 08:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmm.... anal...
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm living proof of the buttbaby phenomenon. You can't argue with scientific fact.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you trying to tell me there is NO SUCH THING as butt babies?!?!
Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I amneither christian nor a prude. and I had a lot more to say on the matter but the webmarshall just booted me for pornography, sigh
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
*sighs* I dont CARE damnit.
Keep your prudish opinions to some christian celebacy site or something. Such sentiment has no place on buttfucking ubersite.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, fuck.. so, what you're saying is this - oral sex is wrong, liking oral sex is wrong, liking anal sex is wrong, liking anything at ALL apart from good old Tab A into Slot B missionary style fucking is wrong, and if a guy wants to jack off into my hair I should DEFINITELY not let him?
Thank you for opening my eyes - you have saved me from genetic inferiority.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh really you stupid dick head, how arrogant you are for such an unbelievably stupid dum cunt, all you stupid fuckers know about south africa is apartheid... would it suprise you to realise that I was also oppressed under apartheid because of my religion...and no I am not a fucking christian, also you should maybe look up the term tongue in cheek. Stupid motherfuckin asshole, I pray to all that is fair and just in the universe that your dick becomes infested with oozing pustules and maggots nest in your ass and eat your colon. Fucking biggot.
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This is what happens when you don't spread the gene pool far enough. You might call it 'pure blood line' but here we call it 'inbred'
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
looks like I got a bite, boys! woo!
No it would not suprise me that you were oppressed. It does not suprise me in the least, however, that you would share in the notion of "pure bloodlines"
Before you start calling people names, and "white trash", make sure you are not living in glass house, mmkay?
Before I look up the term "tounge in cheek" how about you learn how to write something that looks like something commonly found on www.livejournal.com ?
Tounge in cheek indeed.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have two questions for you.
1) Was your boyfriend (from here http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108359256850429870) who beat you and did drugs and was your "soul mate" who killed himself white trash, because he sounded like he was.
2) Was the real reason you left him because he tried to give it to you in the pooper?
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What?........
Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh really you stupid dick head, how arrogant you are for such an unbelievably stupid dum cunt, all you stupid fuckers know about south africa is apartheid... would it suprise you to realise that I was also oppressed under apartheid because of my religion...and no I am not a fucking christian, also you should maybe look up the term tongue in cheek. Stupid motherfuckin asshole, I pray to all that is fair and just in the universe that your dick becomes infested with oozing pustules and maggots nest in your ass and eat your colon. Fucking biggot.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-11 06:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have something against anal sex jokes, this site may not be for you.
That, or you need to let Bwana pound you in your pasty white ass a few times, until you learn to enjoy it.
"pure bloodlines" You sound like an arrogant artifact from the Apartheid period. Go fuck yourself, or better yet, can you pick up that soap for me?
Submitted by Cyrus at 2004-05-11 06:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure Blood line?
I'm sure you mother enjoys anal sex more frequently than you can possibly imagine. Just remember this when your having eating on the table she probably gave it up on.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hoorah - i'm genetically inferior
Sorry, but i can't take anyone called Bianca seriously.. too much 'enders in the old days
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your purebred? Do you have AKC papers?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ANAL SEX...WHOOO!!!!!
As long as it doesn't get too sticky-icky-icky.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sighs* I dont CARE damnit.
Keep your prudish opinions to some christian celebacy site or something. Such sentiment has no place on buttfucking ubersite.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
typical fucking saffa
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't bother
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Something tells me you have a lot to do with both.