Would Anyone Else Consider This to be Spiteful? (933 hits)
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Submitted by Hana Zimorino <dead_boys2.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-11 14:41:12 EDT
So, I Broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months last monday, right? He was an asshole. I wanted to get revenge secretly, so I contacted one of our mutual friends who he was quite attached to. I have been quite attracted to this guy for quite some time now, and he was willing to assist me in my revenge. My ex wanted me to have nothing to do with the guy, he told me many lies about him so that I would stay away from him, to no avail, that is. On saterday, I ended up going over to the guy's house, where we ended up making out for about an hour and a half. During this time, my mother was looking for me seeing as to how it was about 12:30. She called my ex in hopes of finding The Guy's number. So now, not only did I get to spend an hour and a half making out with a very attractive boy, I also got a bit of revenge on my ex. Really, had he of acctually been nice to me at some point during our relationship I would feel kind of bad about this. But he made me cry a lot. So now it was my turn.
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-09 18:00:08 EST (#)
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OMG!!!one!
And next week, it's my fifteenth birthday ROTFL!!!one!!oneoneone!!
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:51:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:46:52 EST (#)
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derka derka derka. muhammad (-2) jihad.
Submitted by Luso (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:46:28 EST (#)
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Oh, like, that was, like, faggy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:44:40 EST (#)
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Ok, so, like, fill up your bathtub with water. Knock out some of the drywall from the ceiling above your tub, right. Get naked and stand on the edge of the tub. Then like tie like a really strong rope around the exposed cieling joist, ok. Get a razorblade and a hairdryer. Plug in the hairdryer and then like hold the cord in your teeth. Tie the rope around your neck so that your feet are in the water while hanging. Spin yourself around until the rope is tight. Use the razor blade to slit your wrists, right. Do it parrallel to your arms and not across so that you are sure to bleed well. Jump off the edge of the tub and into the water. You should start to spin, splattering blood all over the room. As you start to pass out from lack of blood and air, your mouth will like fall open and the hairdryer will like fall into the water. The electric shock will cause you to shit yourself and your eyes will pop out. That would be like so cool.
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this post sucked ass, but this made it all worth it
Submitted by Luso (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:37:47 EST (#)
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Good for you. Asshole boy/girlfriends suck donkey balls.
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:57:47 EST (#)
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Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-12 05:39:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/32797
Yeah.
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-12 05:26:25 EDT (#)
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thats not being a bitch. we refer to people like you as 'sluts'
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-12 05:01:14 EDT (#)
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Before you post again:
http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=uber
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:23:56 EDT (#)
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OMG!! You were at a BOY'S house at 12:30 at night?!?!? OMG! Hehe, Girl, you are so badass! And you made out for an hour and a HALF? OMG, was he a good kisser? LOL, Did he touch your chest? OMG! Second base! Awesome! Good thing you had your Hello Kitty cell phone or your mom would have been really worried! Hehehee... that guy looks like the boy on Everwood, you lucky bitch! OMG! Did you ask him to tell his friend about me? Maybe friday we can all play 7 minutes in heaven! This is the best post ever! ROFL OMG LOL TTYL!! +2!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:21:54 (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:16:32 (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:25 (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
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I regularly make out with guys for lack of apple pie.
*#*#*#**#*# Kristen - we are out of pie - please see slowlyrotting for further details #*#*#*#*#*#
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Hey dammit, I got dibs. You can have my sloppy seconds.
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ok... ill give you that... but only because im engaged already
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:21:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:16:32 (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:25 (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
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I regularly make out with guys for lack of apple pie.
*#*#*#**#*# Kristen - we are out of pie - please see slowlyrotting for further details #*#*#*#*#*#
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Hey dammit, I got dibs. You can have my sloppy seconds.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:25 (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
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I regularly make out with guys for lack of apple pie.
*#*#*#**#*# Kristen - we are out of pie - please see slowlyrotting for further details #*#*#*#*#*#
Submitted by SuicideSolution <RandyRhodes.at.shitfuck.com> at 2004-05-11 15:15:06 EDT (#)
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Ok, so, like, fill up your bathtub with water. Knock out some of the drywall from the ceiling above your tub, right. Get naked and stand on the edge of the tub. Then like tie like a really strong rope around the exposed cieling joist, ok. Get a razorblade and a hairdryer. Plug in the hairdryer and then like hold the cord in your teeth. Tie the rope around your neck so that your feet are in the water while hanging. Spin yourself around until the rope is tight. Use the razor blade to slit your wrists, right. Do it parrallel to your arms and not across so that you are sure to bleed well. Jump off the edge of the tub and into the water. You should start to spin, splattering blood all over the room. As you start to pass out from lack of blood and air, your mouth will like fall open and the hairdryer will like fall into the water. The electric shock will cause you to shit yourself and your eyes will pop out. That would be like so cool.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:12:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:57:41 (#)
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"So, I Broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months last monday, right?"
wrong.
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That's brilliant. I don't know why, but it's fucking awesome.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:10:18 EDT (#)
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I'm really interested in your meaningless high-school drivelly life.
"I made out with him for an hour and a half"... wow, how cool, you r0xx0rs, badass.
Submitted by Heimdall (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:09:47 EDT (#)
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Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo.
Mountain Madness
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:06:58 EDT (#)
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Yep, I do - that isn't a bad thing. The -2 is for writing a crap post.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:05:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:46 (#)
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Never post here again.
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My sentiments exactly.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-11 15:01:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Balloon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:57:41 EDT (#)
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"So, I Broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months last monday, right?"
wrong.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:57:38 EDT (#)
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Have you ever tasted a razor blade? I think you should try one.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:55:01 EDT (#)
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It's not spiteful, it's juvenile.
Real women get revenge on their ex boyfriends by getting pregnant and jacking them for child support.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:25 (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
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I regularly make out with guys for lack of apple pie.
Dammit, where was I?
Submitted by SumYungGuy <CreamOfSumYungGuy.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-11 14:53:13 EDT (#)
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You little cum-guzzlin' bitch. We did a helluva lot more than make out. You toss a salad like Julia Childs on PCP.
BTW: Please wash your stinkin' crotch. My couch still smells like feta cheese.
Submitted by SumYungGuy <CreamOfSumYungGuy.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-11 14:53:13 EDT (#)
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You little cum-guzzlin' bitch. We did a helluva lot more than make out. You toss a salad like Julia Childs on PCP.
BTW: Please wash your stinkin' crotch. My couch still smells like feta cheese.
Submitted by SumYungGuy <CreamOfSumYungGuy.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-11 14:52:44 EDT (#)
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You little cum-guzzlin' bitch. We did a helluva lot more than make out. You toss a salad like Julia Childs on PCP.
BTW: Please wash your stinkin' crotch. My couch still smells like feta cheese.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:46 EDT (#)
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Never post here again.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
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I regularly make out with guys for lack of apple pie.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:48:03 EDT (#)
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and you people get on *my* case for posting stupid shit?
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:47:01 EDT (#)
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WTF I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:46:59 EDT (#)
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"...where we ended up making out for about an hour and a half."
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you made out for an hour and a half and didn't fuck? you're both idiots.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:46:01 EDT (#)
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Haha Fucking Awesome....
+2 for being a angsty spiteful Teenage Bitch!!!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:39 EDT (#)
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And like, on saterday like, I went to my job at McDonald's and liek they were out of apple pies so I made out with some guy
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:45:14 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you are a little whore and somewhat of an idiot.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:43:23 EDT (#)
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No.