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I am such a bad ass. (989 hits)

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Rating: -1.9 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by cheerionecklace.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2004-05-11 16:44:50 EDT


How might one go about a massive genocide that results in the destruction of the entire internet? I wouldn't know. But as being a badass, I can guarentee that I will find out. And all of you will be my slaves. My tonsiles are swollen, and I just had a long but sadly one sided discussion with my lawn gnome that inhabits my room. Can you say 80's revival? There are sparkely things and they can tell you anything that you want to believe. So can Whitney Houstan. But she is illiterate so its alright if we all just patronize her. So I will. Look at how well she pronounces words like "Wooo" and "Love". She is threatening society with her backwards ways. Just like Jesus did. He was way cool, Jesus was.

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Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

derka derka derka. muhammad (-2) jihad.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

good measure

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

more for

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

few

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

a

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCKKKK I just ruined it....

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:56:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst post ever.

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What Wiggles said.

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Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-05-12 07:21:08 (#)
Ranking: -1

meh, It had a perfect -2



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WHY DID YOU RUIN IT?!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-07 21:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst post ever.

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-05-12 07:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh, It had a perfect -2



Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This one sucked as well. Sorry, there's just nothing good to say about it.

Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"And all of you will be my slaves. My tonsiles are swollen..."

Now's our chance to escape!



"My tonsiles are swollen"

P1x p|z l0Lz!1!11woôt!#m!1

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-11 21:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cracka, can I borrow some sugar? I am your neighbor. And in the spirit of keeping things negative..., here's a minus two, just for you!

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"So can Whitney Houstan. But she is illiterate "

too bad you didn't do this on purpose. that would have been grounds for a deuce.
oh well, here's one anyway.

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Needs more cowbell.

Submitted by Evilia (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

????

Submitted by Allah at 2004-05-11 16:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*bitch slaps Jebus*

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are an ass. Wait, you're lower than an ass. You're a fucking thigh.

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no you are not.


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