Ending it all (FLUTE CONTEST) (778 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by legallady (View user info) at 2004-05-11 16:50:15 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32790
I decided it had to be done, as I was watching my HULA girl on the dashboard of my 64 Rambler, her breasts were like LEMONS and if I ever have augmentation on my own aging tits I will bring the doll to the doctor to use for a model. My ZIONIST husband had recently had a VASECTOMY and was in DANGER. He quit going into the HARDWARE STORE for any reason. He felt his manhood was in question every second. I was looking for a program much like an AA MEETING for him to attend. His HACKNEYED view of man-hood was no longer acceptable. I had to do something and quick. He had threatened to take up the VIOLIN in his spare time. Leaving me dreading the next 20 years of our lives together. So I picked up the gun and ended it all.
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom taught me this trick.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate flute boy.
May he run out of air and have his flute fall apart.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't Forget: Admiral Flutebar
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32479
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Flute Boy's new hobby (Rating: -1.5 on 15 reviews, last by BalloonKnot 9 hours ago)
Submitted by Flute Boy's and Emu's Spawn (View user info) at 2004-05-10 17:15:56
Flute Cilfone (Rating: 0.31 on 38 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 31 minutes ago)
Submitted by Probably Banned Again (View user info) at 2004-05-10 16:23:07
Flute boy hate, also inane rage! (Rating: -1.66 on 17 reviews, last by Fixer 13 hours ago)
Submitted by <adamchalland.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 16:06:02
Softcore Oriental Flute Porn as Promised (NSFW) (Rating: 0.55 on 29 reviews, last by Fixer 13 hours ago)
Submitted by FLAK <boonville.at.classicnet.net> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 12:55:17
Origins Of Flute Boy (Tribute To Liberated Hero, Habeeb Thomas) (Rating: -0.3 on 11 reviews, last by Rixes 1 day ago)
Submitted by KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-09 23:59:43
Maddox takes up the flute (Rating: -0.45 on 25 reviews, last by Webspam 21 hours ago)
Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2004-05-09 22:57:19
The amazing adventures of flute boy. (Rating: 0 on 15 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 1 day ago)
Submitted by http://www.spacerace.tk (View user info) at 2004-05-09 12:33:23
Flute Enema Badass (Rating: 1.15 on 25 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 1 day ago)
Submitted by Fetish (View user info) at 2004-05-08 22:00:59
A Smoking Frenchie and a Flute Player (Rating: -0.62 on 10 reviews, last by Fixer 1 day ago)
Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2004-05-08 19:31:41
FLak PlaYs tHe FLuTe (Rating: 0.86 on 21 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 1 day ago)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-08 13:59:34
hidden101 plays the flute (Rating: 0.27 on 13 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 1 day ago)
Submitted by FLAK <boonville.at.classicnet.net> (View user info) at 2004-05-08 12:47:24
20 Reasons To Not Make Another Flute Boy Post (Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 1 day ago)
Submitted by Flute Boy (The artist formally known as Fetish) (View user info) at 2004-05-08 08:12:04
20 Reasons To Not Make Another Flute Boy Post (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by BalloonKnot 3 days ago)
Submitted by Flute Boy (The artist formally known as Fetish) (View user info) at 2004-05-08 08:10:50
911 Calls and Flute Boy, But the Good News Is... (Rating: 1.4 on 18 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 1 day ago)
Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-05-08 02:00:26
LoOk aT tHiS aWeSoMe FLUTE BOY PICTURE (Rating: 0.5 on 33 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 1 day ago)
Submitted by Spiral Abraxis (View user info) at 2004-05-07 18:11:58
Can we all stop the flute thing?? (Rating: -0.5 on 12 reviews, last by Falco 3 days ago)
Submitted by Spiral Abraxis (View user info) at 2004-05-07 16:49:14
Ubersite Categories That Should Exist (feat. Flute Boy) (Rating: 0.87 on 37 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 days ago)
Submitted by Fetish (View user info) at 2004-05-07 09:35:00
Brotherhood of the Flute Collage (Rating: -1.33 on 10 reviews, last by Flak 4 days ago)
Submitted by FLAK <boonville.at.classicnet.net> (View user info) at 2004-05-06 18:31:59
Loki Becomes Flute Boy! (Rating: 1.47 on 30 reviews, last by BalloonKnot 1 day ago)
Submitted by Fetish (View user info) at 2004-05-06 11:28:37
Flute Boy joins the ARMY! (Rating: 0.45 on 14 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 1 day ago)
Submitted by kai_the_guy (View user info) at 2004-05-05 23:45:34
Full Flute Boy Picture Found Here (Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews, last by kai070169 3 days ago)
Submitted by KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-05 23:08:59
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-11 16:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's the picture of you playing the (skin) flute? What kind of fucking flute contest is this???
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my fucking god... am i going to have to endure this shit for the rest of the day?
... oh wait! it's 4:56pm! woo woo!