Wanker Of The Week: II (1990 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-05-11 17:10:48 EDT
The non-prestigious Wanker Of The Week award slips into it's second week of Uber Honours.
After last week's winner - Brutus/Habeeb/Christpuncher or whoever the fuck actually uses that I.P and account, the new W.O.T.W is revealed to be:
DJMattB241.
Matt, an established user, with over 20,000 hits, 120 or so messages and a mini-series about "The Best Video's Ever" (EVAR) is a Narcissistic, egotistic, conceited prick. Not only is this user a cocky little pube, he also has one of the worst names on the site. What kind of pretentious bumlord calls themself DJMatt? If you ask me (and you are asking me since you've read this far), this is just as queer as calling yourself "princess_2_hot_4_u" or "hax0r_w00t_2k4" etc. Real DJ's tend to use their real names for a start. Talentless puffs like Matt and Fat Boy Slim have to make up a name to deter stupid people realising they've about as much charisma as a boiled pube.
With his writing akin to an unfunny Adrian Mole rip-off and stories that go nowhere fast, he'll stick an "arty-farty" jpeg at the bottom of a kitten or a baby or something equally as queer - to presumably show a sensitive side.
Wrong.
Matt, you're just a, how you say...Fag?
Not to mention Wanker Of The Week #2.
User Reviews
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 for the picture. Nothing against Matt.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-12 12:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although this isn't strictly official hatred of the chosen WOTW contenders, I do have to be riled by something someone's done to at least be a candidate. So far monkeys, I'm not bothered by anything you've done.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-05-12 08:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
horrible flashforward feeling: I shall be wanker of the week at some point. And lets face it, I deserve it.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-12 08:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-11 19:13:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got nothing against matt, but thats a great picture.
what he said.
I could have used some more cowbell though.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-12 08:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Falco, I'm a guy.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-12 07:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha.
and ha.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:32:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Spiral Abraxis should be next, just because something about his name really bugs the shit out of me.
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Spirals a chick
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Excellent.
I've always got the impression he is a bore, at least.
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-12 06:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what poly said...
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-12 05:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-12 03:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, you can't even step up to the level that the random uberprofiles are on. This was just weak.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-11 22:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture is awesome.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-11 22:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass(+2)
Balloon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-11 22:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Matt. He had it coming to him.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-05-11 22:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could post absolute shit and get a +2 for that picture.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-11 19:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got nothing against matt, but thats a great picture.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Feel free to do me assnigger.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture is awesome.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry... i have to.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Spiral Abraxis should be next, just because something about his name really bugs the shit out of me.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's fucking hard work, this. You have to go and read some of these boring fucker's blogs.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, the picture made me giggle.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You definitely support this with some good points.