New and Improved Top 10 List Rev. 3 (1986 hits)
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Submitted by Fetish (View user info) at 2004-05-11 23:01:41 EDT
My new and improved Top 10 list of Ubersite users I would suck the piss out of. New and improved with reasons as to why I would.
#1 PAS #262
Do I need a reason? PAS kicks all ass.
#2 kristen #3229
One word: Goddess
#3 cassiopeia #2560
Just look at her pic sometime.
#4 lojope #7806
lojope has been kicking ass lately.
#5 corn_nugget # 3199
Just go look at her ass.
#6 legallady # 7078
She is going to make me a fan club.
#7 coley #2185
Why does everybody hate on coley?
#8 Loki #749
No need to explain, you know you would too.
#9 mystiamoon # 7199
Just look at her pic sometime. It is hard to find, you might have to google this one.
#10 QueenAshlee #2281
Just because she does not like me. :-)
In addition, because every post I make must contain a picture; here is a picture that while it is okay elsewhere, it is just plain wrong on this post:
User Reviews
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 3415185
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 22:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 124062
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-25 06:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry Fetish. I really am.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't fool yourself with these posts, Fetish. Few people care about you. You are full of yourself, it is amazing and I recommend everyone read all your posts. They contain trash where you brag about yourself or what you want/like. People like you are a burden to society because you don't help, you only drag the rest of us down like a lead weight.
Please cut that string and sink to the bottom while letting us free from this burden, Fetish. Take your life.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-14 08:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forcing the rating to be recalculated. - Har Har Peener
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you CHOKE!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-10 06:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-10 06:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 15:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang on a second.... didn't I used to be on that list? I am outraged. Well, not really. To be honest I'm kinda tired right now... Outrage takes a lot more sleep to function properly. Did that make sense? I think not.
+2's for all! Spread the love...
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This is an old list. You're on the latest one.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-05 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang on a second.... didn't I used to be on that list? I am outraged. Well, not really. To be honest I'm kinda tired right now... Outrage takes a lot more sleep to function properly. Did that make sense? I think not.
+2's for all! Spread the love...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I promise... I'll put you higher on the next list. I also put more than twice.. Like 10 times or something on there.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah well.........
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No... Heaven's no! Squirrel pee is orange, acrid, and smells musty, like an old basement.
Seriously dude, it's fucking horrible.
But, Kristen did have a bladder full of Wild Cherry Pepsi... Yum!
Balloon Knot has spoken
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How did I miss this comment? That shit about smelling like a basement is hilarious!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
#9 mystiamoon # 7199
Just look at her pic sometime. It is hard to find, you might have to google this one
holy shit you looked up my pic?
well its not hard to find its on my yahoo profile.
and I recently updated it with newer pictures a few weeks ago.
and screw you I need to be higher up on that list.
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Fine... I'll move you up on the next one... I really didn't know it meant so much to you. :-)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit you already linked me further down.
wtf this post is old, why did i not know about this.
figures i get called back to work and i miss all the good stuff.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops guess not...just look up this name on yahoo.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/c34d2d85/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/2220.jpg?pfjQKrABQqA.7KU6
here bob I think that link should work.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops plus 2 for putting me on a list
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#9 mystiamoon # 7199
Just look at her pic sometime. It is hard to find, you might have to google this one
holy shit you looked up my pic?
well its not hard to find its on my yahoo profile.
and I recently updated it with newer pictures a few weeks ago.
and screw you I need to be higher up on that list.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-20 07:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-20 00:32:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:12:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Coley, we rock. But, aparently I ROCK MORE HA HA HA HAHA
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Ah, Corinne? You're the whore that posted a picture of your ass.
I can't believe you are skanky enough to send pictures of your body to internet strangers, unlike myself, who is virginal and pure.
MWAHAA
And thanks, IHAKF, I'm honored. I'll bottle some for you.
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Thanks. I think...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-20 00:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:12:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Coley, we rock. But, aparently I ROCK MORE HA HA HA HAHA
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Ah, Corinne? You're the whore that posted a picture of your ass.
I can't believe you are skanky enough to send pictures of your body to internet strangers, unlike myself, who is virginal and pure.
MWAHAA
And thanks, IHAKF, I'm honored. I'll bottle some for you.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-18 07:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-16 15:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still number 1? Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say, bring out the gimp!!
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I didn't know you had a gimp, who'd have thought...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-16 15:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still number 1? Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say, bring out the gimp!!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-14 16:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA--- I'll admit it... that picture actually made me laugh out loud... haha....
yay i'm on the list still! woo!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
again more love...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
First,
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope rules but legalady is a cunt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and second, why am I always on these motherfucking lists?
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Because you are an Uber institution?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First,
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope rules but legalady is a cunt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and second, why am I always on these motherfucking lists?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-12 13:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW...I feel the love here.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope rules but legalady is a cunt
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear, how sad.
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Thank you for the compliment.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, thanks bob and burns, I wuv being on lists.
Who is this balloon knot dude,and what does he have against squirrels?
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear, how sad.
This is exactly the sort of thing that makes me leave this site. And then re-incarnate 2 days later.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and mel ties for 2nd.
What about me you little bitch?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 07:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:42:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
I need more cowbell...you know why? Cause I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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WTF?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-12 00:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Always number two. You bastard.
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Sorry... I'm PAS's bitch now.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I need more cowbell...you know why? Cause I'm Rick James, BITCH!
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont need a list. anything that isn't nailed down is mine. whatever i can pry loose is not nailed down.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-12 01:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Coley, we rock. But, aparently I ROCK MORE HA HA HA HAHA
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-12 00:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always number two. You bastard.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah that picture is shit anywhere.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! I am on TWO top ten lists?!?!?! Kick ass indeed!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank goodness you'v spoken, now you can shutup.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey fetish, can i get a like to mystiamoon's pic?
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I knew someone would ask. Courtesy of Google: http://profiles.yahoo.com/mystiamoon
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and mel ties for 2nd.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
My top ten list:
1. WiKi
2. Kristen
3. QueenAshlee
4. Ainkara
5. Urbane
6. ohlookasquirrel
7. Lyric
8. Loki
9. Zod
10. AJ
I have my reasons.
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No... Heaven's no! Squirrel pee is orange, acrid, and smells musty, like an old basement.
Seriously dude, it's fucking horrible.
But, Kristen did have a bladder full of Wild Cherry Pepsi... Yum!
Balloon Knot has spoken
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey fetish, can i get a like to mystiamoon's pic?
ive tried to find it.
my list:
1. val
2. viv
3. kristen
4. bec
5. loki
6. corrine
7. coley
8. cassiopedia
9. lojope (she does kick ass)
10. Lisa (because she hates me)
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
My top ten list:
1. Lisa
2. Lisa
3. Lisa
4. Lisa
5. Lisa
6. Lisa
7. Lisa
8. Lisa
9. Lisa
10. Lisa
I have my reasons.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good pic looks like something Tom would make.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 cuz I'm not on your list :(
+4 cuz I'm on Justy's!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly, I'm not gay. I just don't care who goes down on me.
(I think Jonukah gets credit for that line)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Justin you numb cunt. You just made a list of the people YOU would suck the piss out of. My head-giving ability has nothing to do with your blatant homoeroticism. Oh, and ladies... I do.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to add Erika for a tie for 10th with Poly. Poly's on in there because he gives good head.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not ever on any lists
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My top ten list:
1. WiKi
2. Kristen
3. QueenAshlee
4. Ainkara
5. Urbane
6. ohlookasquirrel
7. Lyric
8. Loki
9. Zod
10. AJ
I have my reasons.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow! Thank you! Hehe... you said lately... which amuses me because I have only been around a little over two weeks. :o) Thank you so much!
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope rules but legalady is a cunt