List of peepz AJ would suck the piss out of (901 hits)
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Submitted by Balloon Knot (View user info) at 2004-05-12 10:18:57 EDT
Last night I had a long chat with AJ and he gave me a list of the 10 people he would suck the piss out of (and shit to) he begged me not put it up here but I did. LOL
1. Bart
2. Razor
3. Method
4. Squirrel (I don't know how. Squirrel pee leaves a bad after taste in your mouth. I think she should drink more water.)
5. Missy Elliot
6. Justin Timberlake
7. Quief Asslee (He already has twice.)
8. Tom
9. Balloon Knot (I am honored AJ)
10. AJ (Yes, he sucks himself)
Balloon Knot has spoken.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 19:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ sucked my dick yesterday.
Ballon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unoriginal and just plain stupid.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. I'm number one. Just ask him.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish...I'm telling you. Don't. Who cares if you have a thounsand accounts. This is only bart's concern. Stop arguing with her or AJ.
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The only thing is that if AJ doesn't like you, he'll request a Bart Ban... Usually he gets it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish...I'm telling you. Don't. Who cares if you have a thounsand accounts. This is only bart's concern. Stop arguing with her or AJ.
These two go around policing every single user and feed on the shit they start.
Trying to have the last word with them is like arguing with a small barking dog.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 14:40:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is a sucker and there's like 20+ people who thinks so. This is not a matter of debate. Just acquiesce and flee.
And Fetish, don't bother arguing with Ashlee. She's 18 and she'll probably call you "child" or "stoopid" so get over it and move on. Or else you'll have to deal with endless teenage arguing.
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Yeah... Her and AJ think I have like 50 accounts here.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen it, Fetish. There's a whole fucking list of reasons that lead me to beleive that BalloonKnot is your alterego. I don't really feel like going into it right now, that's just the way it looks to me.
And Culo, once again, go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 14:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is a sucker and there's like 20+ people who thinks so. This is not a matter of debate. Just acquiesce and flee.
And Fetish, don't bother arguing with Ashlee. She's 18 and she'll probably call you "child" or "stoopid" so get over it and move on. Or else you'll have to deal with endless teenage arguing.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 13:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashlee... I must remind you:
Everyone of my posts must go through an rigorous Quality Assurance program before ever being posted to Ubersite. My posts are better than this one.
If you wish to see my post on piss sucking, go here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32827
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-12 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ballon Knot reminds me of tampon string.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-12 13:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:23:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Excellent post Fetish
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-12 12:59:44 EDT (#)
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You are a fucking moron.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-12 12:14:05 EDT (#)
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Teenagers
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Ubersite
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 12:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:57:00 EDT (#)
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I'm going to call a tie, just because this post should not go most heated.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This top ten list still blows. I wouldn't suck the piss out of anyone, but if I were to do so, I'd have to have a few rules. 1) No minors, 2) No men. Without further ado, here is a sampling of what my list might look like. (In no particular order, ladies... plenty of me to go around ;))
1) Loren
2) Lyric
3) Kristen
4) Phoenix
5) Lisa
6) UrbaneMischief
7) PinkFuzzyMice
8) Ashlee
9) The Nug
10) Cassiopeia (teehee, she has pee in the name)
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I asked her to take the Piggly Wiggly sack off her head last time.
OK, that was pretty funny.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:49:49 EDT (#)
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No, it's definately your mom. I asked her to take the Piggly Wiggly sack off her head last time.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:44:56 EDT (#)
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No, I think you're cofusing her with YOUR mom.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:42:09 EDT (#)
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Are you paranoid of ending up like their drummer because if you have to use one hand to point the mouse you won't have another to jack off with?
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Normally your mom jacks me off.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Are you still upset that mommy took away your Def Leopard CD again?"
Are you paranoid of ending up like their drummer because if you have to use one hand to point the mouse you won't have another to jack off with?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He'd suck mine.
But that's not the point.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why am I on this list? Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 11:03:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:23:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Excellent post Fetish
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Envenom, suck a dick.
Everyone of my posts must go through an rigorous Quality Assurance program before ever being posted to Ubersite. Your best post could never even come close to my worst post. I have seen piles of shit with more potential than you have.
Are you still upset that mommy took away your Def Leopard CD again? You sir suck the hairiest nut sack that the human race could ever produce.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This couldn't be AJ's list. The real list would have OLAS first. We all know he wants her in the worst way.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and another (I'm spamming +2s like AJ, I want your cock)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:41:18 EDT (#)
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I agree.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:39:18 EDT (#)
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I wish Balloon Knot would stop speaking.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:34:28 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, buddy. You lurk for this long just doing nothing but comments and THIS is the best post you could come up with? Man, I pity you.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom suxors
Balloon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:26:50 EDT (#)
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i am offended that no one wants to suck the piss out of me. i think i will go and kill myself now, as i have been instructed to do in my previous posts. thank you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:24:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:23:29 EDT (#)
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Excellent post Fetish
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:23:29 EDT (#)
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You're a waste of matter
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:21:13 EDT (#)
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I rule.
Balloon Knot has spoken.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My rape slave brings all the rapes to the yard,
and they're like, rape rape-rape-rape rape!
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-12 10:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lots of sucking going on. All of it in this post.