101 ways to kill your boss (6966 hits)
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Submitted by u suck jme7551.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2004-05-12 15:38:22 EDT
while my boss jams yet another greasy triple cheeseburger in her face and
continues her moronic conversation on her cell phone the office line rings
she proceeds to yell " can somebody answer the damn phone im trying to eat my lunch!"
i look around i'm the only other person here. does she mean me? i'm trying to eat my lunch
too. but i guess i just figured she knew that since we got lunch from the same place
at the same time. so i grab the phone and in one quick motion i wrap the chord around her
neck and pull."hello how can i help you?" "the manager?" "oh im sorry she's not available
she's out to lunch"
User Reviews
Submitted by wardrich (user info) at 2006-05-02 21:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got a good laugh from it... but um, why would a cell phone have a cord?
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats the first time I've seen a sentence carried between two paragraphs. good job.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You haven't figured out that your manager is more important than you?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Illegible and stupid.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who needs 101 ways? A simple bullet to the head will do..
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you taught the other 100 ways to YOUR subordinates.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bah
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me, Jerk Ass!!!
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have many more ways that was just the one that has been replaying in my mind
since lunch. there is also the one whe i put so much ex lax in the coffee (i
have to make but only she drinks) that she shits herself into a coma.or the one
where i tie her shoelaces together so when (and if) she ever gets off her fat
ass she trips and her face goes through her computer screen and she either fries
herself or bleed to death from all of the gouges in her skull.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
LIES!!! THAT TITLE WAS A LIE!!!
Now I must come up with 100 more ways on my own!
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Try harder
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
amusing
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i came here for information... why did you lure me in like that?