T vs. A (1024 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2004-05-12 17:51:14 EDT
Let me give my disclaimer here for whiny cyber bitches.
This post is aimed at guys and lesbians. If you are neither, then dont get pissed if this post comes off as....eeeek SEXIST.
So every guy has been asked, "Are you a Tits or Ass man?" I would imagine that most guys are like me. both are a factor, but if my preference is out of specs, I move on.
I am an Assman... (insert random homosexual quip here)
I need my lady to have a nice little candy apple ass that I can bounce a quarter off of. I like tits don't get me wrong, I like having a nice little canyon to set up camp in with my face, but if they aint got something to grab on to in the trunk then............Roll on Ho.
So guys, lesbians and whoever else... What your thing? T or A?
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, I made a post for the girls: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32953
I'm really surprised that ass seems to be winning out. I'm pretty glad, too, since my ass is one of my better features (if I do say so myself!).
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-14 02:59:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-13 07:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Feet. o.O
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People with a foot fetish intrigue me... what is with the feet thing??
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I honestly don't know what causes it, but I've had it since I was a kid.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31337
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-14 02:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ass.
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-14 02:03:46 EDT (#)
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Tits. But not big nasty DD-cup breasts, I hate those. Like whoever it was said below, I like girls with proportional, nicely shaped breasts.
Also, legs. Legs are great. I wish I had better legs (and breasts, for that matter).
And NA, it is definitely possible to have too little ass. Flat-ass is just not attractive. I know a girl with huge knockers and no ass at all and she looks like a freak. I know another girl with no tits and no ass -- I can deal kind of with the no tits but her pants are always falling off. It's kind of gross to look at her.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ass fo shizzle.
I say that because tits can be too big or too small or weird looking or hairy or stretchmarks or discolored or nipples to small to lick, etc...
An ass is either good or bad. The good ones are usually attached to nice legs and a decent torso shape, while the bad ones can swallow you whole.
It is also my contention that is nearly impossible for an ass to be too small. It can happen, but only on chicks where the coccyx actually protrudes as the most anterior portion of the moonside.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-13 07:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Feet. o.O
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People with a foot fetish intrigue me... what is with the feet thing??
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like playing hide and seek with a girl too. But definetly prefer a nice tight rump.
I also like to be able to slap that ass and have my hand hurt afterwards. Maybe Im a freak. Or maybe I just like a nice ass.
I have a big boney J-Lo ass.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 10:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You guys are dorks.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-13 07:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feet. o.O
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-13 07:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. A cute smile
2. Ass
3. Legs
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-13 05:50:56 EDT (#)
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T vs A doesn't really register with me. Too drowned out by everything above the shoulders.
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Breasts because I don't have any!
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-05-12 23:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta say, at first I thought I was a toss up between the two. I LOVE titties. I just love 'em. Bouncy, jumbly, squishy, big titties. But I have to say, if she don't got ass, I don't want none. I am definatly for the asses.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-12 22:54:48 EDT (#)
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T
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-12 22:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a sucker for beautiful skin.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:21:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Pussy.
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classic...
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can you guys choose? It's all a wonderful buffet. . .
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, Wiki, let's get that phone number out to JUDOKA1978.at.hotmail.com.
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Hey, I don't just give out my phone number to anybody.
:D
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:33:06 EDT (#)
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By the way, Wiki, let's get that phone number out to JUDOKA1978.at.hotmail.com.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look at it this way: who would be easier to screw?
A chick with a flat, nonexistent chest, like two raisins on a two by four, but a big round, firm ass? Or a chick with big, luscious melons and legs that seem to connect directly to the bottom of her rib cage. I sat boobies win, but it's a tough call.
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pussy.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would say most Ass men like long smooth shapely legs.. I know I do..
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-12 19:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree with hidden. both are plusses, but give me a nice pair of legs.
shoot, i'm not against one nice one. like in duece bigalow.
Submitted by ruthless <musicbug23.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-12 18:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, guys, I have a question... what is with the fascination with big tits? I mean, I don't have a problem with this particular male focus, I'm just curious. I myself like a nice pair of somewhat small, nicely rounded and shaped, firm, perky breasts. The large, droopy, saggy, mushy ones just don't do it for me, and I guess I just don't understand the appeal of large breasts, as they are almost always saggy, droopy, and not firm. I understand that there are always exceptions to the rule, but there aren't that many exceptions (or so it would seem) to this particular rule. So, please, enlighten me. :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LEGS.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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Ass.
Tit men are fucking regressives.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for some reason, i expected more from you
*cough* tits *cough*
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:12:18 EDT (#)
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Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?
Homer: Marge, I'm only human.
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This was the Simpsons Blurt at the bottom when I checked in for comments...
I thought it was funny given the subject..
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
personally i am a neck and shoulder man, combine a nice set of shoulders with a pair of beautiful eyes and i turn to putty.
It doesnt help that i'm calignaphobic though.
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:08:20 EDT (#)
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definitely the A. more grip to rip.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:07:06 EDT (#)
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Asses, for practicality.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hard.
I mean every guy likes tits, but even when I was in middle school and the girls were flat, they still had nice asses. And that attraction stuck.
So I would say A.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-12 18:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
T, but my girlfriend has it all. Yay.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:03:59 EDT (#)
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I used to be A, but have converted to T for unknown reasons.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:01:15 EDT (#)
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I have both.
I guess I'm lucky :D
yay for not being male!!
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:59:49 EDT (#)
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T.
horray for Ts!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:56:13 EDT (#)
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T.
although a lethal combination of both is best.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-12 17:52:47 EDT (#)
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Both
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11698
And there was something else within the last week also posted on this subject. Can't find it though. Not your fault, it was obscure.