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Mighty Flames (1096 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.29 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Mighty (View user info) at 2004-05-12 23:40:33 EDT


If this is not your first time reading a post on Ubersite, or any forum for that matter, then you have probably seen somebody get flamed. I've gotten some people pretty good, and will admit that some of the best flames I've ever read were directed at me. So what I'm wondering is this: what are some of the best flames you've ever seen. It doesn't matter whether they were directed at you, or if you used them yourself. So here's the deal, whether or not you like the idea of this post, write a few of the best that you've ever heard. Don't include the mundane stuff like "I hope you die" or "You are gay." These aren't intelligent and they don't have meaning. To start off, here's one of the best that I've seen, it was directed at me after I foolishly made a post about Pirates/Ninjas: "Shitbird! Go step off an aircraft carrier" and "you should consider a permanent solution, like a desert eagle to your head." They're both pretty good, but I wanna know who's the best! Let's see what you've got!

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mickginny once told Kaelic something to the effect of


"Fuck you. Kill yourself, film it, then send me the tape so I can jerk off to it."


Can't get the wording near as good, but damned if it didnt stick with me

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-25 03:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-21 00:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking dickhead. You obviuosly never read much before posting this otherwise you would know that best flame posts come up regularly.

The BIG DIFFERENCE however is that those posters actually do something like research the posts first to find the flames.

You however are just a lazy cunt who couldn't even be bothered to do this and expected everyone else to do it for you.

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-13 00:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought it was about a bunch of men prancing about on ice slapping eachothers balls with sticks.. you know, hockey...

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-13 00:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love that post so much........probabably because I'm in it.......................shut up.


I think the best flames are ones that are esoteric to that specific post. But for generic flames, how bout:


If I were you, that would suck.

Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-05-12 23:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm.... didn't know about that post. But the difference is this, he made his own collection, I'm asking you to submit your own.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-12 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What he said
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-12 23:41:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/31537


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