Ladies... P or B? (1523 hits)
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Submitted by The Nugget (View user info) at 2004-05-13 11:10:16 EDT
Inspired by this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32888
I figured we needed to get our opinions out there...
Peenie or Body, what's more important?
(of course, I mean after you've fallen in love with his personality... ahem)
disclaimer: I'm normally WAY above a post like this, but, fair is fair, bitches!!
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-14 22:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Nug, I was thinking I could add about a million things on to my list.. but for basics, it stands as is..
of course along with a guy being RESPECTFUL (to people in general, still have a sense of humor)
and RESPONSIBLE (for himself..earn his way, pick up his shit, etc).
And I never said size doesn't matter.
We all know it does.
P.S. Corinne, we'll have to meet up on yahoo one of these days and have a conversation worthy of posting. But not THAT one..oh no, not *that one*...
MWAHAhAHA!!!!!! so hard not to laugh!
When is your next day off work?
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-05-14 16:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:45:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I like a nice set of balls. You might have a spectacular sense of humor, a wealth of fascinating knowledge and a warm smile, but if you don't have a huge honking pair of perfectly symmetrical, meticulously groomed, powder-fresh plums, your ass is out the door. I think we can all agree, every girl digs a great set of gonads.
Never in my life have 3 sentences made me laugh like I just did.
I guess if I had to choose between the P and B (although it seems like apples and oranges)I'd have to say B. More specifically, I like big, meaty thighs. All the better to bounce on.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One guy I dated had a huge cock, but it was the worst sex I ever had. But I don't want it to be the size of a toothpick either. I guess I gotta go with Coley on this one. Somewhere in the middle.
That is all.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anyone who says size doesn't matter is lying. You can't make butter with a toothpick you know.
That being said, you've got to have something going for you that is more obvious in polite company.
Submitted by PopCorn80 (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You son of a bitch....
Thanks, now I must go kill. You ruined EVERYTHING!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait sorry, I know you all hate IM things being posted, but this was just funny, and I have to share.
So shut the hell up.
corn_nugget78: did you realize you're popCORN and I'm CORNnugget?
hellokittycat15: yeah i have a postcard on mydesk that says "Mr. Delish Popcorn 78cents" so i used that
corn_nugget78: yeah, and now we are SO COOL WITH MATCHING NAMES
hellokittycat15: we don't match
corn_nugget78: they both have corn in them
hellokittycat15: yeah but you're corn nugget..an african penis
hellokittycat15: i'm pocorn a tasty treate
corn_nugget78: why an african penis?
hellokittycat15: that's what i heard a cornnugget meant
hellokittycat15: or like an little african' boys balls
hellokittycat15: hahahahaha
hellokittycat15: ahahahhahaha
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, why don't you quit beating around the bush... is there something you're trying to say?
PopCorn... I'm pure and innocent... what is this "cock" you speak of?
Submitted by PopCorn80 (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corinne,
tell everybody how much you love the cock..TELL THEM!!
Submitted by leenar at 2004-05-14 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
penis is good.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:41:53 EDT (#)
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ooh oh coley... Want to hear my rediculously picky standards?
Things he must have:
Funny - check
Smart - check
Logical - check
I must be attracted, but it isn't based SOLEY on looks, attraction is a mystery, but, whatever.
Things that are super awesome if they have:
love for animals - check (although my interpretation of 'love for animals')
love for literature - check
creativity - check
They have to be able to expose me to new things (check), teach me (check), keep me on my toes (oh yes, check)... and they have to be willing to learn from me (doubt it I know everything).
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-14 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Penis. Definitely. Size DOES matter.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-14 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I hear guys saying much about "girls personalities win over everything, hands down!".
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-14 02:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:18:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well speaking as someone whom has both AND a great personality, I say, lets shag!
DISCLAIMER
Anything Apollo88 says is a lie. He is a fat cunt with a small cock and horrible personality.
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This made me crack up, I'm not sure why.
B, by the way. Cocks are kind of ugly to me. But P(ersonality) will (*_*_*_*_*USUALLY*_*_*__*_*) make up for either.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:34:25 EDT (#)
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ooh oh coley... Want to hear my rediculously picky standards?
Things he must have:
Funny
Smart
Logical
I must be attracted, but it isn't based SOLEY on looks, attraction is a mystery, but, whatever.
Things that are super awesome if they have:
love for animals
love for literature
creativity
They have to be able to expose me to new things, teach me, keep me on my toes... and they have to be willing to learn from me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and although this is not a personals ad, and I am happily engaged with a man with a great peenie and body, here are the main things that make me find a man attractive:
Intelligence
sense of humor
creativity
takes generally good care of himself (good hygiene, not a slobbering drunk, etc)
Yeah, I don't have ridiculous standards.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:19:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
my question:
will a great personality and intelligence make up for an avg. body?
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Absolutely.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:09:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
you can call me tonight wiki. get online to make sure i'm on though.
also, i've got the tongue thing down. i've got this rolly thing i can do.
i just need someone to practice on.
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I'll do that. After the par-tay!
hmm.. p or t? definitely teh pennie!
Burnsy's peenie..but he has to practice that rolly thing on me first :D
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NA, I'm sure you're used to thinking of me on those terms... I just don't wanna know about it anymore!
Kristin... Penis or Tongue? I'd answer, but I'm afraid my mom will find this site. (penis)
And Bob... don't worry about it until you become a man. (hah, just playing... yes, an average body will do just fine if you have a stellar personality, or, in Lisas case, beautiful balls)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:14:03 EDT (#)
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I'd prefer "P" if it stood for:
* Pectorally muscular
* Pelvis thruster
* Psoriasis
* Psychotic
* Poor
* Phalangitis
* Pale/pasty white
* Phlegm membrane covering his genitals
and I'd probably accept "B" if it stood for:
* Biceps brachii ENORMOUS
* Biggot
* Brilliant physique
* Brontosaurus penis
* Black
* Bestial
* Brief (except in bed)
* Biogenetic
Also, I'd have to be a failed heterosexual..
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like a nice set of balls. You might have a spectacular sense of humor, a wealth of fascinating knowledge and a warm smile, but if you don't have a huge honking pair of perfectly symmetrical, meticulously groomed, powder-fresh plums, your ass is out the door. I think we can all agree, every girl digs a great set of gonads.
Balls.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope it doesnt.
im smart and funny yet i have no girlfriend..
well, until saturday yay
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my question:
will a great personality and intelligence make up for an avg. body?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you can call me tonight wiki. get online to make sure i'm on though.
also, i've got the tongue thing down. i've got this rolly thing i can do.
i just need someone to practice on.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Peenie......I said that when I was 7.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The real question is P enis or T ongue.
In which case the answer is quite clear.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read all of the replies, but.. yea, I'm gonna put my 2 cents in..
I'm gonna go with Body. I LOVE a guy with nice shoulders.. :)
And eyes. If you have nice eyes, I'm all yours..
And if you're Burnsy, you can call me anytime.
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-13 17:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DAMMIT .........NotApologizing ...........that reply made me SPOT myself
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-13 17:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a good laugh out of a lot of these replies;
I especially enjoyed Insane's comment about no use for a 2nd cock since his first is "magnificent",
and ESPECIALLY RB's "throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier" labia comment.
DOOOO your..lips hang low
do they wobble to and fro..
can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?
Okay. That's enough
That being said, my dear Nugget, I'd have to vote for somewhere in the middle. Am I allowed? Okay, I'm not allowed. I'd vote for a good body. There's many a body part besides the weiner that can make a girl very happy if properly utilized.
Oh, yeah.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 14:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. I am marking this day as a monthly reminder in my calendar to avoid you during PMS. Please allow me to restate:
Why don't you slip into a silky nightthing, pour a glass of wine, turn on the kenny g and lay down on your bed...oooohhhh yeah. Sip your wine...good. Now take this personal, relaxing moment and rub the petals on your flower of love. They are moist like a rose dabbed with morning dew. Spread the petals and caress the golden treasure they gently protect...
Whoa, I'm turning myself on. got to stop...meeting...ugh!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 14:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what you're talking about, kid. Just, the way you said it... well, it left something to be desired.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 14:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking about self-stimulation; I think you've got all the tools you need to make it 'hot' on your own. I'm just making a suggestion.
Here's another one: change your oil every 3000 miles.
See? Like that.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-13 14:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you kidding me?.........put it this way..........everytime I joke about dumping my wife (half my age).........she says the only thing she wants from me IS my wood...........and its also nice to be called "Slab" too......GOOD WOOD is just that........ GOOD
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TWIDDLE ONE OFF?
Jesus Christ. That's hot... (since you may not sense the sarcasm, I'll just point it out for you... I'm being sarcastic)
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah! That also explains the sex on the mind. Go twiddle one off--you deserve it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah, I'm gonna have to go inspect my goods.
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NA, I dont have animosity towards you... what I have is PMS.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
neither; just the ass for me.
In regards to penis vs. body, they are difficult to compare. Both are physical features with completely unrelated effect. One, body, is purely cosmetic although you could make the argument that looking down or up at a nice body is more or less stimulating than feeling a huge cock. Along that line, I can say that it would be impossible for me to be turned on by a bangin' pussy that was stuck between the legs of a smelly, fat beast. But as I said, I've never experienced an unsatisfying vagina, so it's hard for me to comment on that side. As such, I would have to vote for body.
And lets 'face' it, even a huge vagina'd hot chick can close her mouth-lips tight, right? Body, definitely.
Finally:
One more time, what was that you were saying about repeating yourself?
teehee
Here's a +2 to stunt your growing animosity toward me.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
typo on the first girl
"You CAN'T really pull them far from the vagina."
im sure there are tons more typos.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah, vag's vary? I hope mines normal!!
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There are really three types of vagina...
The girl next door: This type of vagina is very slender and straight. The outer labia sits right on top of the inner labia. Distance between outer labia lips is minium. The outer labia does not hang. Because of the tightness of the outer labia, there is no play in them. You can really pull them far from the vagina. This is very inviting, yet it makes you feel like a pedophile.
The girl around the block: This type of vagina is thicker and usually has a single very slight wrinkle in it. The outer labia still sits on the inner, but the inner can be seen. Distance between out labia lips is around a inch to two inches max. There is a slight hang in the outer labia, and it can be pulled somewhat. However the lips will return to their original position. This is your normal pussy from a girl who has probably two or three steady boyfriends who fuck pretty regularly.
The girl whose working the block: This type of vagina is very thick and the lips look beaten up and have different coloring. The outer labia sits to the outside of the inner labia. The inner labia is very easily seen. The other labia hangs ALOT. It can be pulled, tossed, tied in knots, throw over your shoulder like a contiental soldier. It does not reform, its permanet. This is the type of pussy that belongs to a whore or a pornstar. Occasionally girls will be born with them. When having sex with a girl like this, a man might be afraid her pussy will eat his dick.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a fair question...Both are semi-important so a decent body and a decent cock is acceptable because if one is perfect, chances are the other is NOT.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah, vag's vary? I hope mines normal!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-13 13:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On the flip-side a nasty vag can destroy even the best looking girl. Certain things like hair length, moisture, and odor can be changed. But some big ol dangly ass vagina lips are quite scary the first time you encouter them.
I got for body.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys...P or B?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i go for body, i have no use for an additional cock anyway, mine is magnificent anyway
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Um, you left out wallet as an option.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:18:18 EDT (#)
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Well speaking as someone whom has both AND a great personality, I say, lets shag!
DISCLAIMER
Anything Apollo88 says is a lie. He is a fat cunt with a small cock and horrible personality.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That first sentence and the two last ones were not related.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:05:27 EDT (#)
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I know Loren's answer on this one.....
A good Body gets you in the bedroom
A good cock keeps you there
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad chicks like personality. When it comes to what I'm packing, and the cool carrying case it comes with, I'd give myself below average marks.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH (boy oh boy do I have a lot to say on this subject!)
My ex had a large cock AND he knew how to use it... yet I could NOT have an orgasm. Why? Because I didn't have the emotional attachment to him. He was very cocky (ha, imagine that), self-centered and egotistical... which hindered my ability to fall for him... which made the sex bad.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<smiles at tiny penis>
this is turning out well my friend. very well indeed. now if you'll excuse me i need to go brush up on my carlin.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:42:33 EDT (#)
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NA, that is what I'm asking... a hot body or a hot cock.
Why do I always have to repeat myself to you? I already said that I was going to compare personality vs body, but girls are girls, and most of us would say personality... Maybe, with the Trophy thing... yeah, I could ask that... but again, most girls would SAY satisfaction... although I do think that one is more common with women... wanting a guy who "looks good" so their friends think they are hot shit.
Anyway, NA, body or cock? What's your preference?! heh
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a healthy beer gut, but my dick has always been more than adequate, and i've never had a problem getting laid, so any woman who says "body" is lying.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHA my ex used one of those things!!! It did not work, for anyone who is curious. heh hehe *snort*
Oh, and body, all the way!
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:36:29 EDT (#)
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If you're asking penis vs. personality, then you're really asking for great sex vs. commitment. If you're asking body vs. personality, you're really asking personal satisfaction vs. outward image (trophy tendency).
But here, you're asking penis vs. body. I would guess that it's difficult to consider them against each other.
Perhaps a more clear question: would you rather be with Ron Jeremy (although his size is overrated) or a small-weenered Brad Pitt.
We have no similar issue in the male realm, because vagina size has never really been an issue (at least for me). The closest comparison is breasts, and I actually like them smallish and perky. Small, perky breasts are usually attached to a thin and attractive body so maybe that's why.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:28:49 EDT (#)
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Oh, for sure, JME... at first I was going to make this "Ladies... p or b?" Personality or Body... but I'm pretty sure personality would win out... I feel the same way, I can not date a guy who can't make me laugh. He also has to be smart. And open-minded. And he has to like dogs. And read.
Even if a guy is hot as all hell, if he hasn't got the personality, I'm not interested. Looks come into play a little... I have to have SOME attraction for the guy, but usually it's their personality that makes them hot.
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Monty, I *do* uberlove you.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
seeing as how you can't really go up to a guy and say hey let me see what
your packing, then we kind of have to go by your outermost physical appearance
but regardless of size if you don't have any skills in the bedroom it
doesn't really matter what the package looks like.if you can make me laugh
it doesn't really matter what you look like that's kind of my weak point
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:20:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Monty... are you afraid you'll find out that we all love The Cock, and you'll no longer be able to hope to get away with just your hot body??
I like nice abs. Guys usually don't have them... they usually have nice beer bellies.
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I *knew* you loved me.
Signed,
The Cock.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:20:19 EDT (#)
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Monty... are you afraid you'll find out that we all love The Cock, and you'll no longer be able to hope to get away with just your hot body??
I like nice abs. Guys usually don't have them... they usually have nice beer bellies.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Body.
I go for eyes myself... Well, everything else aswell of course, but I just love a guy with pretty eyes... *sigh*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love that picture. That is fucking funny.
But I'm not sure I want to hear all these answers.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-13 11:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Peenies are rather ugly.
I personally love beautiful hands.