"That Time of the Month" (547 hits)
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Submitted by ChiChi! (View user info) at 2004-05-13 18:25:20 EDT
Women are confusing. I would use the word stupid but then I will get a bunch of bs about how I am sexist. I'm not. It's just the truth. Anyway, my girlfriend is always telling me to be more "sensitive" to her. She wants me to know how she's feeling and why every second of the day.
Well this is the week from hell. It comes every month and is a keep your mouth shut or you'll be shot time. She's sitting there complaining about how she doesn't feel good and what not, and since we have been dating for a year now I know that it is "that time of the month". So I say "Oh so you have your period this week." Uh oh. That obviously not the right thing to say because I am not looking at my girlfriend anymore, I'm looking at a beast from hell. She is giving me "the death glare", it looks like Gollum right before he bites off Frodo's finger. So, I shrink back into the seat, as to not loose any fingers or other parts...
I was being sensitive. I knew that it was her time of the month but she still snaps. How more sensitive do women want us to be? If they want someone who is ultra sensitive get a gay guy. I try. I fail. I always lose. I give up.
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Submitted by sirius at 2004-05-14 01:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good job dumbass you proved that my typing skills aren't great, that still leaves you with an ugly ass girlfriend with low self esteem and a pimply ass. I think it is great you make fun of my typing (when your english plain sucks in general) but don't deny that you are A) a fag B) a dumbass and C) proud that you take advantage of ugly-ass girls. Good job you still get an F- for being a fag who needs to admit he is homosexual.
Submitted by kiki11288 (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew that was going to happen. It always does when I correct something. Oh well, I'll get over it.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"but I guess it got lost in the blankness of you mind somewhere"
And I think you meant YOUR mind, not you mind.
No, I don't have PMS...you should proofread your reply if it's about someone elses mistake.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PMS = fishing trip. No matter how long you have to stay away.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, when a woman is PMSing there is NO real way to win with her... PMS makes a woman completely irrational. I know I'm being irrational, my mind is screaming "CORINNE you're being stupid!!" but I still continue doing it.
Just don't argue with her, or say anything, or move any certian ways... you should be fine.
Submitted by kiki11288 (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Here's a clue, Guys don't have periods so why do you dump the girlfriend you don't appreciate and go pack fudge." --Sirus
Ok you need to fix that sentence. It doesn't make sense. I think you were trying to say "...why DON'T you dump the girl..." because that would have made more sense, but I guess it got lost in the blankness of you mind somewhere. Don't insult me if you can't say what you mean.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no problem when people say "oh, it's that time" when I am being grouchy because I actually have my period. Yes, I am bitchy during rag week. If you couldn't stand up straight for five days you'd be miserable too.
However, it irks me to no end when people use it as an excuse when I am upset about something in general. Something legitimately pisses me off/upsets me, and they dismiss it by saying "she must have her period". THAT IS SO DEGRADING!!!
You might as well just say "You are a woman and since you are a woman you have reason to get angry... you must be irrational right now because you have your period, so I am just going to ignore you."
Submitted by sirius at 2004-05-13 20:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow you are a dumbass, how do you have a girlfriend? she must be ugly as hell and have low self esteem and a pimply ass to-boot to have a chode like you for a boyfriend. What a waste of my time, I thought I was gonna read something witty and perhaps humors when I saw yourtitle but you fooled us, you are a dumbass.
F- for being a fag minus. Here's a clue, Guys don't have periods so why do you dump the girlfriend you don't appreciate and go pack fudge.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:16:35 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:42:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah... I inject my woman with hormones so I don't have to deal with that crap.
what?"
Every tried sperm? That's supposed to work.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, some chicks are like that. Me, I don't care. If someone says that it's that time of the month for me, I usually just agree. If I am being a bitch, it's better that there is a reason for it, so I take that a run with it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
treat her like shit, don't be sensitive. she'll love you.
women are that stupid
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yuck
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell her she looks cute when she's bloated.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah... I inject my woman with hormones so I don't have to deal with that crap.
what?
Submitted by Eversor (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You said, "Oh so you have your period this week," and you wonder why she might be irritated? Thats a very good question. Here's a helpful hint. Dont mention a girl's period to her face. Ever.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't mind if someone insinuates that I have PMS or am on my period. Some people are touchier than others. Just better to not even mention it.