what's all this emu business? (1245 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Prickle (View user info) at 2004-05-13 18:44:24 EDT
would someone mind explaining what the emu thing is all about? i missed it's origins, and am curious.
it seems to have some connection with flute boy. i gather flute boy has something to do with a famous painting.
just so this post isn't a complete waste of time, here's a photo of me fishing:
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-07 06:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The photo of you fishing deserved a grin...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was LFC V Newc yes!
Not much of a game but at least we quallified for the champions league.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-17 05:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr darling little one, i vow to visit this post every week and leave at your feet my humble gift of an illicit plus 2.
One day, i know in my heart, you will be waiting for me.
apollo - liverpool v. newcastle? I watched that on tele and kept and eye out for you in the crowd but didn't spot you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-15 08:32:05 EDT (#)
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AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
This is awesome.
I am off to the match, come on you reds!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-15 08:10:12 EDT (#)
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You are one strange SOB shandy.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:56:14 EDT (#)
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actually it would be quite a romantic reason to be banished from uber:
'what ever happened to that cunt prickle?'
'he was banned because he fell in love with a picture of a beautiful girl that he accidently posted. he used his alter ego 'jherick carnellian' to constantly boost the ratings of the post. said he was blinded by love and couldn't help himself. polypyjamas snitched on him to bart. tragic story'
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:35:58 EDT (#)
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just one more to prove the strength of my passion, little one.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:35:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its saturday night and i should be out fucking supermodels in exotic locations as per usual.
but i have rejected all their pleas because i am besotted with this lovely creature.
i just couldn't bear to see that negative rating above her sweet head (it was -.01 before this plus 2).
it tears me apart to break the uber code, but dammit SHE DOES NOT DESERVE IT. I have tallied the first time rankings by all users apart from me, and that averages out at 0.36. A POSITIVE RANKING.
So i will defy the rules and risk ridicule and even banishment!
Here is your plus 2, my angel.
If you visit this post, know that i have done this out of love and devotion to you.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 04:25:55 EDT (#)
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polypyjamas, damn it, you're right! what i did before was wrong. WRONG!
the manipulation of ratings by alter egos is disgraceful, and something i almost never engage in.
but when i saw this lovely creature, well, i just lost my head.
seeing a negative rating above her heavanly picture is like a spear through my heart.
haven't you ever been in love, poly??
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-15 04:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many alters do you have, shandy? -2 for cheating.
Submitted by jherick.carnellian (user info) at 2004-05-15 03:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't believe this post has a negative rating
hopefully this will push it into the black
any man who denies this woman is sexually attractive, or claims her desirability is a bad thing, is a POOF
I'M IN LOVE!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 20:39:49 EDT (#)
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Okay, I'll admit. This is slightly amusing, but only slightly.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-14 17:24:26 EDT (#)
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insanethemind - yes it was your post that inspired me to (attempt to) post my own fishing picture
cindy's evil twin - that's very irresponsible of you to sell florida swamp land on uber! shame on you!
but i won't hold it against you as i am so beguiled by your mysterious allure.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-14 16:12:17 EDT (#)
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wonderful work here, i see you've been fishing too
Submitted by cindys_evil_twin (user info) at 2004-05-14 10:16:18 EDT (#)
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Don't say that I didn't try to warn you that you had a badger by the tail. You're lucky in that it seems as though he's in a decent mood today or he would have your knickers all in a twist.
Don't be such a tar baby, the publishing stunt was obviously a joke whereas my offer to sell to you, your very own patch of Florida swampland is perfectly genuine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-14 07:12:50 EDT (#)
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Publishing stunt???
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Are you really that stupid?
Really?
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:40:26 EDT (#)
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damn. i wanted to see the piture of the fishies...
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:40:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-04-14 08:06:40 (#)
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mmm, that was magnificent! First time i've ever got the sauteed potatoes just right.
right.
first of all, i'll admit my love for the 12 year old girl is something of an old man's whimsical folly and NO DOUBT will never progress beyond the realms of fantasy (as with most of my fantasies, alas).
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:37:28 EDT (#)
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Seriously guys this has to be a joke.
We are talking about the same bloke who wrote an article called 'I fell in love with a 12 year old girl" http://www.ubersite.com/m/30261 .
Either that or you are some sort of twisted sicko.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:07:31 EDT (#)
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well poly, i would never deny that fooshy is one of my favourite stories.
despite there being something irksome and repellent about you personally, i must admit your writing appeals to me at times. when shandy was frothing at the mouth about his lack of a seeding in ubermadness he yelled at me "and who's this polypyjamas cunt on the selection comittee!! i bet he can't fucking write his own name! i will attack this trumped up committee right now"
i calmed him down and got him to read one of of your posts, and he had to admit it wasn't bad.
Submitted by Bigandsexy (user info) at 2004-05-14 05:30:09 EDT (#)
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you got me. i love 12 year old asians.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 05:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What brought me back here, shandy? You responded to me. As for Sideburns, I can't speak for him, but I still think you're kind of a cunt for that publishing stunt you pulled. Oh, and Fooshy thanks you for your support.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-14 05:22:58 EDT (#)
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yes, i am a quiet, gentle fellow now, and for the most part i leave the young folk to sort out their own moral and intellectual directions.
sometimes though i can't help but share my wry amusement at some little folly or other.
polyamourasaj and sideburns do not generally grace my posts with their presences. why would they - i'm hardly a significant player in the uber social world.
so. how can their repeated visits to THIS post be explained? What's special about this post?
could it be, perhaps, the photo of cindy's younger sister????????????????????????????
could it be that poly and sideburns in fact represent a sickening new 'young american' variation on the classic caricature of the moralising, dried up old women who claims to be disgusted by pornography, but secretly gets off on it?????
maybe i'm being unfair. maybe it is the aesthetic and artistic quality of 'Girl with Red Ball' that attracts them.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 04:54:53 EDT (#)
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Just a little joke, apollo.
Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2004-05-14 04:48:22 EDT (#)
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I thought it was an Ostrich. No clue on the little asian kid with the flute although it might be connected to the little asian girl with the speech impediment (Couldn't read her lips - I really tried though)
UW
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-14 04:46:04 EDT (#)
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"""Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:54:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Better hope Bart doesn't ban you. """
You really are a whiny bitch soemtimes aren't you?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-14 04:39:21 EDT (#)
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That chick is probably 32; crazy asians.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-14 04:26:13 EDT (#)
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polyamorusaguj - is there an uber rule against having alter egos?????
cindy's_evil_twin - THIS IS VERY EXCITING! I didn't know cindy had a twin! Do you like to pose for artistic photos?
It was kind of you to warn young sideburns about me, but as i hope you've noted i've turned over a new leaf and am a very gentle fellow now. once upon a time i would have poured scorn onto poor sideburns and brutally exposed his pretentions, weaknesses and fears. i would have felt it my DUTY to do so. but these days i'm more accepting. We are all flawed, are we not? 'He who has no sin cast the first stone' is my new creed. And frankly, i'm worn out. I'm tired of being the Moral Voice of ubersite. To quote The Bard:
Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore ...
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
These days i'm happy just to live the quite life and enjoy the simple pleasures god intended, such as playing catch with my good friend's niece.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Better hope Bart doesn't ban you.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:44:25 EDT (#)
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tell me about it polyamourasaj
i wish this prickle cunt would just FUCK OFF
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shandy, the alterego thing is fucking annoying.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i figured he had to be joking-- nobody can be this much of a moron.
just another uber user with an alter-ego.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:48:36 EDT (#)
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Sideburns and Prickle - This is a joke, right? A little fake debate you guys are putting on for amusement value? Because there's no way that Sideburns wouldn't be able to see that he's being rather cleverly baited...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:35:12 (#)
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looks like cindy's uncle has been on the lager and won't be much help clearing up some misunderstandings that seem to have arisen.
i'll do my best to shed some light.
first of all, the name of this photo - 'Girl with Red Ball'. This is easily explained. Cindy's uncle is a (quite well known)photographic artist. He often uses his half-japanese niece as a model, and tends to use names like 'Girl Sitting Beside Pond' or 'Girl Brushing Hair' for his work. I believe this particular work was commissioned for a government sponsored 'Sporty Girls' awareness raising program of some sort.
secondly - sexual connatations. Well, just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is sex. Frankly, i myself hadn't noticed anything sexual about this innocent looking photo. But for people like sideburns who obviously DO find this sexualy attractive, try not to feel any guilt. The age of consent in Japan is 13, and Cindy's yoiunger sister is 14. I know its hard for americans to see beyond the confines of their own repressive culture, but i thinks it's well worth the effort.
as for the rest of sideburns remarks, i'm afraid i really couldn't follow whatever it was he was trying to say.
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you find nothing arousing about this photo-- ok whatever. you think i do? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HAS IT, YOU MORON. face it, you're busted. you have pictures of children posing provocatively on your harddrive. ''government sponsored'' ? my god, c'mon dude. that has got to be the funniest response i've ever heard.
as for not following what i have to say, it's ok-- it takes someone with an IQ larger than their shoe size to follow what i have to say.
face it, you're a pedophile. nobody's here to judge.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:35:12 EDT (#)
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looks like cindy's uncle has been on the lager and won't be much help clearing up some misunderstandings that seem to have arisen.
i'll do my best to shed some light.
first of all, the name of this photo - 'Girl with Red Ball'. This is easily explained. Cindy's uncle is a (quite well known)photographic artist. He often uses his half-japanese niece as a model, and tends to use names like 'Girl Sitting Beside Pond' or 'Girl Brushing Hair' for his work. I believe this particular work was commissioned for a government sponsored 'Sporty Girls' awareness raising program of some sort.
secondly - sexual connatations. Well, just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is sex. Frankly, i myself hadn't noticed anything sexual about this innocent looking photo. But for people like sideburns who obviously DO find this sexualy attractive, try not to feel any guilt. The age of consent in Japan is 13, and Cindy's yoiunger sister is 14. I know its hard for americans to see beyond the confines of their own repressive culture, but i thinks it's well worth the effort.
as for the rest of sideburns remarks, i'm afraid i really couldn't follow whatever it was he was trying to say.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:08:49 EDT (#)
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swinging a stick at a hornet's nest? more like poking retarted kid with that stick.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:36:45 EDT (#)
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Just one question.
Why a red ball?
Nobody's really going to see far beyond that 12 year old asian girl.
Submitted by cindys_evil_twin (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:27:25 EDT (#)
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Sideburns, honey no - just step away slowly - you pick your battles in this world and this one - well - there are things that are best approached cautiously with no sudden moves.
Think of it this way, if you're walking through the woods and you see a hornet's nest, it's not losing face to walk away and leave it alone. What you're doing here is a bit like swinging at it with a stick.
I'm just tryin' to help.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:04:49 EDT (#)
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hahaha emu taking a vicious dump.. i remember that post and the boys dancing around eating cake
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:32:13 EDT (#)
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I KNOW it's wrong, but fuck I laughed at this... twisted little genius, aren't you?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:26:00 EDT (#)
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that's not really very helpful cindu's uncle
sorry about the mistake with your nationaltiy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:19:03 EDT (#)
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so much for you genius friend?
He is no friend of mine, I despise Pickle.
(Your argument was not as conclusive as you no doubt congratulated yourself on.)
Submitted by Cindys_horny_uncle (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:10:07 EDT (#)
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Cor Blimey Cindy whats up with your front arse!
Gawd bless the queen.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:03:14 EDT (#)
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hopefully cindy's uncle will turn up sooner or later and clear all this up. he lives in the states and uses uber.
Submitted by l337 dude <j571_98.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-13 19:58:49 EDT (#)
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I'd tap that. Ooooooh yeah. :D
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:52:08 EDT (#)
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when i first read it i thought it was just a really twisted joke. I laughed outloud. (Then I masturbated a while.) But if you really accidentaly posted that....FUCK. I don't know which is funnier.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:51:37 EDT (#)
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"this is in fact a photo of my good friend's niece."
with that said, even though i know you're lying about your friend having a neice like that.... let's say what you're saying is true..
this means your friend is a sick, deranged person. i'd like you to name one normally functioning person who takes pictures of his own neice in provocative poses. hell who am i kidding, you can probably name 50-- you have a collection of all of 'em don't ya?
and you're the FRIEND of someone who takes these pictures... which makes you a sick minded individual as well. seeing as how you have pictures of your friend's neice(who doesn't look any older than 14.. and is asian, did i point that out?) i believe you're busted.
so much for your genius friend apollo.
shake those naysayers off.
-burns.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:50:03 EDT (#)
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im fuckin' bookmarking this.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:48:36 EDT (#)
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And on a side note, how did you "accidentally" attached this picture? It is titled girl with a red ball, did you title your fishing picture girl with a red ball? Or somehting similar to that?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:47:18 EDT (#)
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There is no way that somebody would take a picture of their kid sitting like that. Sicko
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:47:10 EDT (#)
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That was so funny. Im so serious.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:42:51 EDT (#)
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not a good liar either.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:41:57 EDT (#)
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If that is your neice, why it the picture just labeled "girl with red ball"?
Don't you know your niece's name? Hmmmm?
Caught red-handed pedophile! :oP
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:38:39 EDT (#)
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pedophile
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:37:58 EDT (#)
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genius? c'mon apollo, i know you've got to be joking.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:37:30 EDT (#)
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thank you very much, youaresoghey
that emu article looks a bit long, but i will force myself to read it
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:36:29 EDT (#)
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prickle. msn.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:23:15 (#)
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...HOLY SHIT............"if you find yourself jacking to a picture of a 23 year old blonde on a tricycle, i think you need to think about some things bud.".......guess I'm pretty much fucked up then if this is the concensus....(hitting myself on the back with a bunch of stinging nettle).BAD!!!!!!!!.BAD!!!!!!!!....EVIL MAN!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHHAAA
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:32:34 EDT (#)
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this sucked.
sideburns is a fucking goof.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:30:57 EDT (#)
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Origins:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26891
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Cheap imitations and rip-offs that are not only annoying, but they probably caused the holocaust:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=emu
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:26:07 EDT (#)
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dammit..........OK..........I admit it..(looking at the ground to avoid eye contact)....I"M INTO TRICYCLE PORN.......there...........I said it................
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:23:47 EDT (#)
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Sideburns you are so out of your depth taking on prickle.
seriously dude, leave it. you haven't the wit.
that is not an insult but prickle is a genius.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:23:15 EDT (#)
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...HOLY SHIT............"if you find yourself jacking to a picture of a 23 year old blonde on a tricycle, i think you need to think about some things bud.".......guess I'm pretty much fucked up then if this is the concensus....(hitting myself on the back with a bunch of stinging nettle).BAD!!!!!!!!.BAD!!!!!!!!....EVIL MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:19:35 EDT (#)
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oh.. and callow youth? nice try with the insults, child.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:17:00 EDT (#)
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no, that's nobody's neice. not yours, not your friend's or whatever. that's your porn stash of ''legal little girl porn''. it's ok. you don't hafta lie.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:14:47 EDT (#)
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sideburns - this is in fact a photo of my good friend's niece. He's very proud of her and is always sending me pics of her. I attached this one by accident.
Having said that, i must add that only a callow youth would have made your criticisims. You should put those comments in a time vault and open them on your 40th birthday. it will give you a laugh
yes - i assume you are tricking me, you fox.
shandy - you do not exist.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:01:50 EDT (#)
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ever heard about the hard to find snuff film, "An emu taking a vicious dump"? Therein lies your answer.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:01:24 EDT (#)
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what is it with older girls dressing up like little girls and sucking lolipops, playing with toys, and wearing ponytails? isn't that a form of pedophile for those that won't admit they want younger girls?
if you find yourself jacking to a picture of a 23 year old blonde on a tricycle, i think you need to think about some things bud.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:59:28 EDT (#)
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Cute little Asian, right there.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-13 18:52:52 EDT (#)
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"here's a photo of me fishing: "
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:46:59 EDT (#)
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ha ha! accident with the photo eh prickle!
that's Cindy's younger sister, and the police are on the way.
+2 for your incriminating mistake.