Walking to school fucking sucks (1620 hits)
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Submitted by Pope Stager <npederacer.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-13 19:19:06 EDT
Well my day started out in a pretty bad way. The sound of my bus rolling up the street woke me up. At this point I let out a loud and exasperated "oh shit" and scrambled out of my bed in search of a pair of pants and a search. After I was dressed I called up my mom and told her that I missed the bus so she told me to walk. Well I put on my backpack, grabbed my CD player and ran out the door. Unfourtanetly, my CD, loaded with Children of Bodom, was skipping due to my running. Now really pissed, I put the CD player in my backpack and started running like hell. I got through my neighborhood and another one when I entered a bike trail I'd like to call "The Geriatric Trail". I was running through a trail filled with old people. They gave me that "your a hoodlum because your running look" to me as I ran past. I eventually reached my school and entered the front office to grab a late slip. After taking this I headed towards gym where we were playing tennis. Well they actually. I was fortunate enough to sit out on that boring fucking sport. That was the only good part of my journey of walking to school.
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When did "spelt" become so popular? It does sound stupid to me.
Submitted by kiki11288 (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get an alarm clock so we don't have to read these stories.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate people who have cd players. I got one for Christmas once at the orphanage but I had to give it to a bunch of drug dealers so they wouldn't shoot me on my roll to school (i have no legs and I have to roll to school on a skateboard cause i'm too poor to buy a wheel chair).
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-14 00:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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So you are both right and both wrong. I love it when people want to show off and don't bother checking their facts first.
Oh and minus 2 for the stupid story. You overslept and had to run to school. Big deal.
Made me laugh out loud.. +2
Wait am I accidentily putting negative ratings? Oops..
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-13 23:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
spell1 Listen: [ spl ]
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So you are both right and both wrong. I love it when people want to show off and don't bother checking their facts first.
Oh and minus 2 for the stupid story. You overslept and had to run to school. Big deal.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i usta have to walk 15 miles there and back to scholl
thats why i just kinda stoped going
well that and they thought i was a drug dealer
bastards
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by circle_of_willis (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"my journey of walking to school?"
is that like "what I did on my summer vacation"?
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You, also get an "F-". You spell it "S-P-E-L-L-E-D".
Yay for stupid.
Made me smile. +1
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:38:17 EDT (#)
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You, also get an "F-". You spell it "S-P-E-L-L-E-D".
Yay for stupid.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-13 20:34:59 EDT (#)
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Get a job, that simple. Oh and it's spelt YOU'RE get straight or get an F- for the rest of YOUR life
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:29:28 EDT (#)
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I can't bring myself to -2 this, because I remember walking to school a few years ago when I was still in high school. It was about a 45 minute walk down a prarie road, where every house seemed to have a pissed off, hungry Doberman guarding it. That was an interesting walk...
Submitted by penanceinacan <robertcf.at.bc.edu> at 2004-05-13 20:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Pointless. Next time try and be a little earlier so hopefully you can get hit by your bus and spare the world some trouble.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:15:10 EDT (#)
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When I was a lad I walked to school and back home every day. It was uphill, both ways. And it snowed, every day. It gave me time to smoke a joint, both ways.
Life is what you make of it.
Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was gonna give this a +2 because walking to school does indeed, fucking suck.
It quickly went to a negative 2 because your writing does indeed, fucking suck.
But I'll just give you a negative 1
CAUSE WALKING STILL SUCKS.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF mate?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading when it got boring. It was right after you said something about your day started out bad.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-13 20:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's sad because you think this is real good.
This is what my first post was like too though, and I too thought I was a genius.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Figures a dipshit like you expects brownie points for saying he has a cd-player and "Children Of Whateverthefuckthatlastwordwas". Next time, write something where we might actually give a left nut, you cockrash.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather walk to school than read that again.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Well they actually." best. sentence. ever. (I know you meant it like "well, THEY (instead of WE), actually", but it's way more hilarious that way.)
oh, and you're day's about to get a lot worse when you realize that there was no interesting point to that story...
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:32:22 EDT (#)
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Harleysville, Pa.
Submitted by TrenchCoatian at 2004-05-13 19:31:28 EDT (#)
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Mind me asing where do you live?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking amazing
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck - get to class.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-13 19:20:34 EDT (#)
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Well my day started out in a pretty bad way. The sound of my bus rolling up the street woke me up. At this point I let out a loud and exasperated "oh shit" and scrambled out of my bed in search of a pair of pants and a search.
Ahh fuck I meant to say shirt not search.