Albertsons+Togo's=Ghey (656 hits)
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Submitted by Confusion (View user info) at 2004-05-14 05:15:27 EDT
This post doesn't really have a point, if you don't have the time to spare, click return.
I always have thought that Togo's is cool because they don't have a bunch of fat fucks telling me where I should, what I should eat and why what I eat is important like Subway does. Anyhow, some of you that do go to Togo's know that they are extremely overpriced and I thought it was worth every dime....until now. One day afternoon I was sitting in front of the computer listening to music and playing my guitar. I noticed that it was 3 o'clock but I was too lazy to go cook so I just decided to sit on my ass until someone cook for me. Of course that didn't happen and eventually my stomach gave in...or I gave in to my stomach, anyways, I carried myself out to the door, put on my shoes and out to get food I went. What is the nearest kick ass place where I can get some fulfilling chow? Where else but Togo's! After waiting in line for a good long 10 minutes (I don't know why there were so many people there, it was around 4 in the afuckingternoon, people must have been jacking off all morning) I can finally start the process of getting my combo #5; hot pastrami.
"Hi, can I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a number 5?"
"Absolutely, what size?"
"Small will do fine."
"What kind of bread?"
"White."
"With everything?"
"Everything."
------After putting everything together------
"Your total is $5.85"
------Paid------
"Uh...can I get my soda?"
"Oh...yours isn't a combo."
*Did I not ask for a combo?
"Uh...a non-combo small sandwich cost $5.85?"
*I am not a cheap guy, but clearly she is ripping me off and throwing whatever she ripped off into my fucking face.
"Yeah, we have a new menu, the prices changed. We don't even have combos anymore, so if you want to get chips and soda they'll be a dollar each."
*DOT DOT FUCKING DOT
Why would I want to get that diminutive bag of chips and soda when I can get them gargantuan size in Albertsons? So I did. I then waited in the line for the self check out only because they seemed to be faster. Well, it would have been faster if it wasn't for dumbshit that can not operate a simple step by step machine.
"Please scan your product and place them in the bagging area."
*Dumbshit fails to scan them correctly
*Dumbshit called for assistance
*Earl showed Dumbshit to scan by facing bar code on to the scanner
"Unexpected item in bagging area"
*Dumbshit failed to understand what that means
*Dumbshit called Earl for help again
*Earl picked Dumbshit's purse up and put it into her hands and left
*Dumbshit started shoving money into the machine
*Dumbshit called Earl for help AGAIN
*Earl touched the screen that appear to have said "finished and pay"
*Dumbshit shoved money in machine
"Please take receipt below the pin pad device
*Dumbshit just stood there
*Earl walked over pulled out the receipt and put it in her bag
*I laughed my ass off
Why, why, WHY must stupid people exist?
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-16 09:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Albertson's has a KFC in it.
mmmm, grease.
I was banned from Albertson's for two years once...
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My Albertsons has a Starbucks
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-14 09:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
albertsons is overpriced
ooooooooooooooooooh
de camptown ladies sing dis song
do dah! do dah!
de camptown racetrack 5 miles long
oh de do dah day!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-05-14 07:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-14 07:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't heard of either Togo's or Albertsons... but Im now fucking STARVING... well, as starving as I could really be when I could just go over to the fridge and get something.
But, thats not the point. I now too would like someone else to cook for me, and Ive got an hour and a half before my lunch meeting.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-05-14 06:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a fucking sandwich dammit!
+2 because it's only half an hour til i get a lunch break
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-14 05:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna be honest.. I didn't read the whole thing.
And I've never heard of Togo's..
But I'm in a REALLY good mood right now, so +2!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-14 05:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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