School girl outfits, cat fights, and a free show (6794 hits)
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Submitted by Kris <kittykat584.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-14 12:32:10 EDT
When I was in high school I was a bit of a loser. Quite, shy, couple of friends, 1 or 2 boyfriends. I wasn't monsterous or aything, just not very confident. I even had a boyfriend say, "You know, your not so bad looking. You just don't fix yourself up enough. You've got the potential to be hot." ... Gee, thanks.
But about mid-way through my senior year I developed some boobs, and what has been described as "a very smackable ass." My confidence grew. I then moved to Wilmington and lost about 15 pounds. New people, new body, my confidence grew again.
To showcase my new found "confidence", for the first time in my life I bought and wore some very inappropriate clothing. Actually, A LOT of inappropriate clothing. To this day I own about 2 outfits that I can reasonably wear to work,court, and my grandparent's house.
One of the outfits that I bought to wear out to clubs and such, I like to call the "school-girl" outfit. White button up shirt (unbuttoned in strategic places to reveal a lot of skin), super short plaid skirt, black thigh-high silk stockings, and 6in stripper heels. Think I'm a slut all you want to, the only person I bought this outfit for was my boyfriend.
One night comming home from a club, we stopped at Wendy's for some food. As soon as we walk in some high school girls sitting by the window mutter something about me "needing to put some fucking clothes on." You know these girls, they're the uber-bitches you went to school with, the ones with the permanent "I'm a snotty bitch" face. Ok you know what? I BOUGHT these fucking clothes with my very own money and you're not my mother, so how bout shuting the fuck up?
Being the peacekeeper that I am (and being that there were about 5 of them) I stayed quite and got my food. As soon as we sit down the shit begins. Loud comments on me and my outfit, bitchy giggling, and throwing food. WTF?! Throwing food at me?! That really just pushed me over the edge. My normally nice and quite self picked up my Coke, turned around (they were sitting behind us), and hurled it at their table, as my boyfriend watched in horror.
It hit the pretty blond bitch leader in the back of the fucking head. Oh God. I'm an idiot.
She jumps up screaming at me. Her friends jump up and stand behind her. The guy working the cash register calls for us to take it outside to the parking lot. Oh God. I'm such an idiot.
The blond bitch comes up and shoves me toward the door.
To be continued.... (If I get a positive rating on this that is...)
User Reviews
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, finish the story.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-28 21:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wilmington, Delaware? Why the fuck would you move here??
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-14 16:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It would have been +2, but you stopped too soon! Damn you!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-14 15:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't particularly awesome, but worth reading.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-05-14 15:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
BRING IT!
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-05-14 15:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you kick their asses trinity style right?
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I vote for a picture.
Submitted by Whiskey_Sour (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK........ as you were.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
story ideas........(fighting....clothes ripping..big cans of cooking oil......women on the floor..........a case of chilled uncut cucumbers falling over and spilling out over the floor........Molly Hatchets "Flirtin with Disaster" playing over MC's sound system......T backs.......long, red nails........stalkings....wrestling moves.......being pinned.........lip gloss.......soft kisses....tan lines....flashes from a customers disposable camera........).I dunno.........just a thought
Submitted by Beren (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, here's your +2. Now tell the second half of the story. You know, the part where you get your clothes torn off in the cat fight.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-05-14 14:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 for throwing a coke in Wendy's.
I checked out your picture, and no offense, but you look like you are one of those bitchy girls. Not that being a bitchy girl is a bad thing, I am all for bitchiness.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah it's good, but you need to know the differences between "quite" and "quiet", plus "your" and "you're".
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope the conclusion involves mud in some way.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seconds out...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not condone violence.
Here, have a +2. Kick her ass.
Submitted by circle_of_willis (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2+2
Submitted by sirius at 2004-05-14 13:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a lot of friends in high school that sound a lot like you. I hope you kicked all their asses.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I need to see a picture of you in those as well. Or in person is better.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Envenom - I actually have a pair of black leather knee high boots..
*ahem* if you're interested....
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Heh heh, like I said, just name the time and place. I need an excuse to go to Wilmington anyway. I love the beach. Got to watch out for that sand though, it gets EVERYWHERE.
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Envenom - I actually have a pair of black leather knee high boots..
*ahem* if you're interested....
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. I've taken a look at your picture. Now I REALLY want to see a picture of you in that outfit!!!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep it going
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh by the way I have a fetish for chicks in thigh highs. Boots to. In fact, you can ditch the rest of the outfit and just wear some boots.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm boots.
Damn I'm a freak.
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT!!! And I spell checked and everything.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because everyone else wants you to keep going.
But seriously, its q-u-i-E-t if you mean "not loud." "Quite" is something quite different.
Submitted by aswicked11 at 2004-05-14 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for throwing the Coke at that blonde bitch.
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My "Just trying to figure this out" post has a picture of me on it.
Regretably I'm not in the outfit though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick her bitch ass.
Submitted by xyz at 2004-05-14 12:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tease
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want more, and I want to see a picture of you in that outfit!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-14 12:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I smell a prison style gang rape coming
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give the blond bitch what for.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting...
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The show is comming (as long as the positives do) and trust me, it's a good one.
Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because i want to see the show. Get those positive reviews flowing, people.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wheres the show?