The awful truth about insanethemind (931 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Prickle (View user info) at 2004-05-15 03:32:36 EDT
When i first started using this website i quickly came into contact with 'insanethemind'.
Initially, based on his delightful prose, i thought he was a girl. Then i thought he was a middle aged man.
Later i discovered all the 'evidence' revealing the handsome young delinquent that ubersite accepts to be insanethemind: the seemingly endless stream of photos and all the stories that subtly advance a pretty-boy image. In one he even boasts of having his nails regularly manicured!!
What doubt could there be about his identity? Why, he even attended ubercon!
Just today though the truth finally dawned on me.
Last night i watched a steve martin movie called Roxanne, based on some famous old tale. I'm sure everyone knows the story - an ugly big-nosed wretch with a poetic soul enlists the help of a handsome stud to woo the girl. Stud boy, a mindless (note the word 'mindless') idiot recites big-nose's words. Stud boy is nothing more than a ventriloquist's dummy.
This morning when I saw the latest two posts by insane (http://www.ubersite.com/m/33097 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/33098) the truth just clicked: the insane mind that communicates with us on uber is undoubtedly housed within the skull of a hideously ugly and deformed MONSTER. The good looking lad in all the photos is merely some kind of drugged up zombie rent-boy the real insane picked up one night on the strip and now keeps as his slave.
Hear is a photo of the real insanethemind, cheekily inserted into one of his own posts http://www.ubersite.com/m/14938.
"But this can't be true! Insane was at ubercon, dude" I hear the doubters cry.
When 'insanethemind' visited ubercon was he conversing in the charming and witty manner he does in print? Was he making insightful barbs and indulging in risqué flirtations with all the pretty girls??
From what I can gather, he spent most of his time face down comatose on a bed in some unfortunate girl's room, farting constantly and vomiting occasionally. Not a single bon mot dropped from his luscious lips the entire time.
Which is exactly what you would expect from the MINDLESS doped-up drug-slave meat-puppet of an evil deformed genius.
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Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-07-02 10:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandy at 2004-05-17 00:42:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-16 01:12:26 (#)
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(BTW...you spelled Pickle wrong in your name. There is no "r" in Pickle)
hahahahhaha! Prickle will go into a rage when he sees this!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-16 01:12:26 EDT (#)
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Wow, sound argument (Your description of him at ubercon was quite accurate) and you brought back memories of Goonies.
+2 from me
(BTW...you spelled Pickle wrong in your name. There is no "r" in Pickle)
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-15 19:18:22 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-15 10:51:17 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A NICE start to my day. That was a pretty good photo of me that you pasted a link to (hee heh).
Not to worry, there will be new photos up soon, eventually with links to all my known uber photos.
Ciao
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-15 08:30:34 EDT (#)
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Prickle you might be on to something there!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-15 08:19:34 EDT (#)
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AHaHAHA!
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-15 08:08:54 EDT (#)
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what do you say when confronted with such convincing evidence?
hell, i knew it all along... just playing it along... *sniff*
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:11:05 EDT (#)
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i just received an urgent email from spikegoddess. she asked me to keep it confidential, but i felt it had to be posted, for the safety of uber women:
"my dearest darling prickle,
i've just read your post about insanethemind.
it explains so much about my recent visit to 'him' in florida.
i was puzzled as to why he only ever spoke in monosylabic grunts, except for the times when it seemed like he was reading badly from a script, and his eyes were focussed over my shoulder.
the weirdest thing was when we made love. 'michael' is hung like a horse. when we went at it in the missionary it was almost as satisfying as making love with you, Mighty Prickle. But 'michael' would often insist on making love to me from the rear. It was very strange, but on these occasssions it was as if another man was making love to me, a man almost the opposite of michael in terms of endowment. once i actually had to ask 'Is it in yet?' And i remember thinking michael's voice sounded a bit odd when he replied, as if he were in another part of the room.
At the time i just thought my mind was playing tricks on me, but after having read your brilliant expose, well, what can i say. i feel violated. i feel ashamed. i feel frightened.
Prickle, if only you were here to hold me in your strong arms...."
i won't quote the whole letter. There is more lurid detail about what this monster has done, but I think the message should be clear enough. Spike, i hope you understand why I had to do this.
HE HAS TO BE STOPPED.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-05-15 03:52:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-15 03:34:14 EDT (#)
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