I Love You Shitfuck (1204 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.5 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Al Queda <jenny_girly_2004.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2004-05-15 14:58:15 EDT
Who can deny this man's magnetism? His charm, his cutting, rapier wit?
The man who writes "I Fucked A Dead Nigger in the Ass", and submitted it as a resume to us fellow writers ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/27845 ). The man who writes poetry... http://www.ubersite.com/m/28416 ), the man who is a master of artistry as demonstrated by his lampooning of George Bush ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/28777 ).
He is a great writer indeed. Equal parts puke and semen, equal doses of methadone and heroin, equal oral and anal--
I joined after seeing this http://www.ubersite.com/m/28887 for those of you who were here, you'll remember the impact, the awe we all felt as the genius himself confessed his love for Ashlee.
At that time, Hot Carl/Shitfuck was just another pain in the ass, proof:
Everything you ever wanted to know about shitfuck
User id: 6479
Registered on or around: 2004-03-02 16:45:43
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And now? Well, let his work speak for itself:
Everything you ever wanted to know about shitfuck
User id: 6479
Registered on or around: 2004-03-02 16:45:43
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What's next Mr. Fuck? What beauty will you fill us with? What disgust will you leave us with?
Who else can you rape in the ass--dead or alive?
*Average rating of all messages: -0.02*
Where will this number go?
Some other favorites:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29722
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 12:55:00 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Al_Queda
User id: 7153
Registered on or around: 2004-03-29 14:05:44
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-24 22:58:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:30:12 EDT (#)
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eat some shit and die
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:17:46 EDT (#)
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die in the chasm of your own vagina.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:16:14 EDT (#)
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I love you too Jen
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:08:40 EDT (#)
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I raped myself today
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-19 09:44:17 EDT (#)
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I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-16 13:33:08 EDT (#)
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Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-05-15 21:03:17 EDT (#)
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i dont love shitfuck, but id fuck the shit out of "it".
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-15 16:06:55 EDT (#)
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One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about
for generations. You may outsmart someone.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:21:23 EDT (#)
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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:15:35 EDT (#)
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Site and layout © 2004 Ubersite.com -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:10:00 EDT (#)
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That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!
-- Homer Simpson
Homerpalooza
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:07:41 EDT (#)
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This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody
wants me I'll be in the shower.
-- Homer Simpson
Lemon of Troy
..what? everybody's doing it. I just wanna be one of the cool kids..
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-15 15:01:15 EDT (#)
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge vs. the Monorail
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-15 14:59:43 EDT (#)
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I submitted to early