McDonalds Big Mac or double cheeseburger delivery (1691 hits)
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Submitted by DancingHobo (View user info) at 2004-05-16 02:16:58 EDT
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"...and after two months, the weight of the average American had doubled to 2000 lbs. The land mass known as 'America' sunk"
-exerpt from "The Lost island of America" by Zuk Nik Ffarrok 2841 A.D.
Imagine the effects this will have if the public relizes the service this guy from Vermont(who is most likely a skier) is offering. People who rely on the bus for their tri-daily trips to Mckie D's will no longer feel the need to walk the 26 feet from the bus stop(any bus stop) to the nearest McDonalds. Public transportation will meet it's demise. No one will come to work, since moving will cause cardiac arrest. They will still recieve checks, however since their bosses are also on the "south beached whale" diet. When the supply of whatever it is they use to make burgers runs out, Anarchy will ensue. Fights will break out nationwide over who gets to lick the wrappers. People will flock to Vermont to seek out the burger deliverer, but they will end up in New Hampshire where they will be promptly ate by the amish. The ones who do make it to Vermont will then turn around when they relize that Vermont is just one big mountain. Meanwhile, at the ski lodge of evil, the burger delivery guy will have all of America's, and many other countries' money. Did I mention this guy's from Vermont? I don't trust any guy from Vermont with more money than a quarter(and a Vermont quarter at that, which is worth exactly 1 Canadian penny). What would a Vermonterner do with that much money? He'd buy mountains, FUCKING MOUNTAINS! We must stop this outra...hold that thought, the fedex guy just dropped of my order of 200 McChickens, and my blood-grease level's getting dangerously low.
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Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-05-16 12:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vermonterners haven't done anything to me. Actually, I've never even met one. I just love having 1% of the population wanting to poke me with their ski poles.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-05-16 10:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was detailed, yet short enough to read. I like, I like...
...Only one thing: What did Vermont people ever do to you? I'm Canadian and I'd buy mountains too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-16 04:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everything gets a +2 tong8t, im fdrunk
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-05-16 03:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice stuff
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-16 02:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
-- Homer Simpson
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