*The Ultimate Hendrixjrr Top 25 List of Fantastic-ness* (730 hits)
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Submitted by HendrixDDT<robinson.51.at.wright.edu> (View user info) at 2004-05-17 10:03:00 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about Hendrixjrr:
User id: 210
Registered on or around: 2002-09-26 14:18:29
# Messages posted: 73
# Reviews written: 2381
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1075
# Hits: 20170
Average rating of all messages: 0.72
That's right...User ID 210. What does that make me? Nothing special, just someone who registered a name on this site before 21 of the 25 Most Viewed Authors. Perhaps I've not been as prolific as some of them, or as funny, clever, talented, or smart, but I've had some moments in the sun. Let's take a look at them. This is the best of Hendrix, as chosen by Hendrix in...cue drum roll... *THE ULTIMATE HENDRIXJRR TOP 25 LIST OF FANTASTIC-NESS*
18.)
Criminal Look-alike protection http://www.ubersite.com/m/6215
I'm the one on the left, by the way. This is obviously not my best post, but I figure I could camwhore it up a little.
17.)
WING-NUT In black and white - an artistic redesign http://www.ubersite.com/m/11629
This is one of the parody posts that I've done. When people post stupid pictures, you might as well redraw them in MSPain.
16.)
Depressed Teen Poem by HendrixDDT http://www.ubersite.com/m/14274
The title says it all. I'm not a big fan of teen angst, and this poem parody shows it. This is not your average goth teen poem rip off, it's better!
15.)
Sickening Goose Story http://www.ubersite.com/m/6294
The splattered-ass goose in all its glory. There's nothing more disturbing than seeing half a goose honking like crazy. Maybe it was honking to get the right-of-way.
14.)
Word with faced or fisted http://www.ubersite.com/m/30205
This is just an amusing quip...nothing profound, but it's worth a read.
13.)
Ninjas Only! (dangerous weapon inside) http://www.ubersite.com/m/6160
This is my first (and only) foray into the realm of arts and crafts. There's a fun project, but you're all too mature for that...or are you?
12.)
My Artistic Side? http://www.ubersite.com/m/26398
This is one of my first attempts at using Photoshop for something other than photo editing. It's a little blurry, but I still think it's pretty neat looking.
11.)
Old vs. New http://www.ubersite.com/m/4794
My first post. In retrospect, it wasn't that good, but who's first post is? I had to put it on here because it's what got the Uber-ball rolling.
10.)
Old vs. New http://www.ubersite.com/m/4794
My first post. In retrospect, it wasn't that good, but who's first post is? I had to put it in my top ten, because it's what got my Uber-ball rolling.
9.)
Making Over a Make-over http://www.ubersite.com/m/7700
One of the best MSPaint jobs on all of ubersite. Out of context, this may not be very funny, but there was a time when ugly camwhores were all the rage.
8.)
She strapped on a prosthetic and did me Rizzo Style http://www.ubersite.com/m/12877
In response to one of the many "Posts I'd Like to See" thingies, I wrote this literary gem. The ending is rushed, but how long can you really lead up to this climax?
7.)
Photoshop for the 'masses' http://www.ubersite.com/m/24517
Who doesn't want the body of Arnold? See one man (me) live the dream in this epic adventure that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly bust a nut!
6.)
The Retreat http://www.ubersite.com/m/21680
This has a cool-ass picture! Read the post, stay for the picture, it's cool.
5.)
My name is Jason, and I'm a grifter http://www.ubersite.com/m/21420
Short story, true events, and one sly son-of-a-bitch (me) combine in this tale of deceit.
4.)
Tiny Cup http://www.ubersite.com/m/13167
Tiny cup is a story about a cup, that's tiny. I really like this one, it's got a place in my heart, right next to the place in my heart for hot lesbians making out.
3.)
Big Dan Keegan - Sorry about the first time http://www.ubersite.com/m/30845
A pretty good short story, if I do say so myself, one of a burst of inspiration.
2.)
Fear and Self-loathing http://www.ubersite.com/m/30721
My recent writer's block has been broken, and this was the post that did it. It has a +2 rating as of this post, I'm pretty happy with that.
1.)
You racist bastard. http://www.ubersite.com/m/31380
I'm really proud of this little post. It's based on real events, so I have a true connection with the characters. Hopefully, you'll feel that.
Well, there you have it, 18 of my favorite posts, in the *THE ULTIMATE HENDRIXJRR TOP 25 LIST OF FANTASTIC-NESS* I hoped you enjoyed the ride as much as the destination.
Thank you!
Jason
User Reviews
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tuesday Delay's fantastic name spotting Uberpost:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33305
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hendrix, you could easily be on the Most Viewed Authors list. Unfortunately, to stay there you either have to post regularly or be on Bored At Work, preferably both.
So who cares about Bart's popularity list? We all know you're the funniest Mr Potato Head on Uber. We love you. Post more, think less.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone with DDT in their name is AWESOME
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give this 4 and a half stars.
Or, in Über's terms, a +2.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The compulsive, restless all-over emptiness of the background, recalling the work of Picasso, is for me an evidence that the piece was done in a psychotic state. But the image of the "Wing-Nut" shows a masterly control and power of observation, a mind perfectly capable of integrating the elements of its chosen activity. The background reminds me of the rhythms of "White on White", which the portrait resembles also in the dominating whitish tone of the work. The flowing, pulsing forms of the central image, schemata of sustained excitement, are not just ornament, although related to the undulant forms of the decorative art of the 1890's; they are unconfined by a fixed rhythm or pattern and are a means of intensity, rather, an overflow of the artist's feelings to his surroundings. Beside the powerful modelling of the head and bust, so compact and weighty, the pattern appears a pale, shallow ornament. Yet the same rhythms occur in the figure and even in the head, which are drawn in similar close-packed, straight, and thin lines. As we shift our attention from the man to his surroundings and back again, the analogies are multiplied; the nodal points, or centres, in the background ornament begin to resemble more the eyes and ear and buttons of the figure. In all this turmoil and congested eddying motion, we sense the extraordinary firmness of the artist's hand. The acute contrasts of the roundish head and the surrounding corners and lines, the probing draughtsmanship, the liveness of the tense features, the perfectly ordered play of breaks, variations, and continuities, the very stable proportioning of the areas of the work - all these point to a superior mind, however disturbed and apprehensive the artist's feelings.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Jason. Can I have your babies?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-17 10:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My "Bart Cilfone spotted giving The Shocker on bus!" was whoring.
+1 for effort though
That's +1 to -2...
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-17 10:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the real reason I wrote this is because I don't plan to be around here much longer. I'm changing jobs and leaving for grad-school in a couple weeks, and the free time my current job affords me will be taken away. I figured it would be a nice little recap of what I've contributed to boobersite. Take it for what you will.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-17 10:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What a very LONG way to hitwhore.
But, eh, I like some of those posts. +1 :o)
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-17 10:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I'm a whore.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-17 10:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...18 posts....top 25....so this was just you pimping your shit? Dissapointing.