Uber AssMatcher 2.0 (now with more female ass! possibly NSFW) (4260 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.61 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Urbane Mischief (View user info) at 2004-05-17 11:08:36 EDT
Uber AssMatcher Version 2.0 (copyright Bongzilla 2004) is here! This means that, yes, I have finished my finals in one piece (and I got great grades... APPLAUD, YOU BITCHES!) and to punish... er.. reward myself, I have created an updated collecting of the ugly man asses (and very hot female asses *coughkristencough*) of Uber.
Same deal as last time. I have the answer key as to which ass belongs to who, but I will not reveal (unless you offer a damn good bribe). The only way the actual identies of each ass will be known is if the owner of the ass fesses up. There are a few asses that are just flat out obvious as to who they belong to, though *coughLSMcough*
and yet again, to throw you perverts off, one of the female asses is not an uber user at all. Happy guessing!
Send future ass contributions to UrbaneMischief.at.yahoo.com
(oh, and an apology to Bargled for forgetting to add his ass last time)
Below is the list (in no particular order) of the Uber users who contributed their asses.
Corn_Nugget
Jonukah Gascs
Bart InsaneTheMind
Kristen Sean Fogy
Volklcess aka Phoenix Scott_James
Herpes KoolMang
Creep_Firebombing MegaManfre
I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish ReallyBored
PotatoManJack Hidden101
Urbane Mischief MickGinny
Bargled Bob
LSM Hamilton
Tom ohlookasquirrel
Hadooken
Polyamorousaj
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What an awesome idea. har har... Wish I had a picture of my ass to submit
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, is this ever going to be started up again?
Ah memories....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-18 12:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's ass is #22, that is the best ass of them all.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 08:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
so far, from AIM messages I have recieved from ladies... the general consensus is that #7 is the uber ladies favorite ass.
---
How did I miss this?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-02 13:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, who's who?
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't be able to sleep tonight becausse number 10 is disturbing, i mean, WOW! that's harier than my dog!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-24 21:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34058
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!
and
ATTN GHEY WMNZ!!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-19 11:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-18 22:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the Unknown image of you and Mel's fetish model days?
Funny, if I had typed that sentence anywhere else it would be a joke.
Only Uber...
Werd.
----------------------------------
Mel never really posed for anything at all. She doesn't want to risk her job.
and the unknown images that i've added to assmatcher posts are just that... unknown (to you) I know who they are, but it's really not something I'm at liberty to divulge.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
22 is my lucky number!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ass looks kinda girly in that light. Hahaha.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 16:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
#3 - How hard was it to write on your ass?
____
Hard. As you can tell, the left cheek was no problem (being a lefty and all) but I ran into problems with the right cheek.
Mirrors suck.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah look at me getting the muthafuckin' shout out. +2 for that alone.
-BongZilla
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-18 22:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the Unknown image of you and Mel's fetish model days?
Funny, if I had typed that sentence anywhere else it would be a joke.
Only Uber...
Werd.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-18 22:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Finally, I'm #1 at something on Uber!
Too bad it had to be an ass-match post, but I'll take what I can get.
I gots one sexy ghetto booty.
Werd.
My ass is #1.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-18 22:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
internet sluts rule
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-18 20:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looking at this makes me want to yell in the air...
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-18 18:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Scott
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-18 16:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, and I thought Jonukah's back was hairy. That is an impressive mane!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just kidding Bob.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
#s 6, 11, 15, 22, 24 and 27 are teh cool.
id get with them...
in th...ill stop there.
--
Gross! One of those is mine.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you know you could have bought more wax, Loren.
Don't start something you can't finish.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-18 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd know #10 anywhere.
Lojope - sorry, Nicole and I ran out of wax.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-18 11:32:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
RB - Since you actually changed your name for its sake, #27 is my ass.
:-P
Phoenix
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Phoenix with an ass like that it seems almost a tradegy to sex any other way but doggystyle. Or girl on top turned around.
Your bf is more of a Matt than I.
time to go cry in a corner.....
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-18 11:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RB - Since you actually changed your name for its sake, #27 is my ass.
:-P
Phoenix
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Razor, I thought you had already seen Jonukah's ass.
I'm willing to bet that some of the supposed female asses that the guys would like to do in the pooper are actually male asses.
I think my ass needs a tan.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is 27? Inquiring minds want to know. And by inquiring minds, i mean my penis.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant # 28
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That camera angle on 24 is a little too close for comfort
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, #10, wax your ass...
I keep coming back to this post hoping it's not as hairy as it was the last time...
Actually, I just keep coming back to pretend that's MY hand on Tom's underage sweetcheeks.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#s 6, 11, 15, 22, 24 and 27 are teh cool.
id get with them...
in th...ill stop there.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-05-17 18:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicerk of all....
Well
You know
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful!
..most of it, anyway
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
RB is #2. i know that ass like the back of my hand!
haha. :-)
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of these people star in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33305
Including the author.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its really difficult to wank to 22 with all of the other ugly fuckers around. can you please repost only with 22?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry squirrely! i forgot! forgive me
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-17 17:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I'm at home, I see that you didn't take me out val.
This is a tragedy, a horrible horrible ass tragedy.
Sigh. Just so you know, if somehow this comes up against me in court or with my boyfriend, I asked val to take me out, haha.
Now that that's said, there are several asses in there that I would tap.
And Reallybored, you sure as hell have a pointy ass cheek, I called that in v 1.0.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#3 - How hard was it to write on your ass?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Look what you did to my ass! (yes, I'm still bitter...)
Not that my ass is anywhere near as cute as #22's, but damn!
I uploaded the normal picture here, just to... just to... no reason.
http://corney.textamerica.com/?r=802212
---
Wow!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart's #15. Fo-shizzle.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know what to do when I'm not sure if an ass is male or female, but looks pretty cool all the same.
Submitted by yes impersonator at 2004-05-17 15:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd do ya's...
...in the poopers!
Submitted by im 14 at 2004-05-17 15:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaargh!....Teehee..Hmm..Mmm...Teeeeeehhehehe....Mmmmm, yes. Myes.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Corn!!! i had to stretch/skew it to match the right size
i deeply apologize because you have a really nice ass to start with
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARGHHHHH!!!! Numbers 10 and 13 need some waxing bad . Yucky
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might be wrong about this whole uber = match.com shit. Some of your ladies are quite ripe for the picking....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look what you did to my ass! (yes, I'm still bitter...)
Not that my ass is anywhere near as cute as #22's, but damn!
I uploaded the normal picture here, just to... just to... no reason.
http://corney.textamerica.com/?r=802212
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I enjoyed this post, #10 will haunt me to the end of my days.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got a guess as to who it is, Val. If I saw the boobs, I'd know for sure.
This thread is gettin all lesbianesque.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, save some cherry jello to lick off of you!!!
me Kris and Erika.. mmmmmm
Kristen... in this one and in version 1.0, do you recognize the "unknown photo" at the bottom?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-17 14:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd have to agree, phoenix.
if #21 and 22 mated, those'd be some nice assed kids.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the girls are looking good here.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#22s such a hot ass. Want to touch the heiny...
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to eat cherry JellO off of #27.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's "a little brownie" and why don't I see what you're talking about?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#27 has a little brownie peekin out.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose 27?
And my ass isnt pointy! It was a bad camera angle.
Submitted by mumbo_jumbo (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so? which one is Kristen's?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-17 13:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#15. yea.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 12:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen - I completely know which one is yours, I haven't a doubt in my mind, and I'm jealous! Damn you!!!
:-P
Phoenix
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-17 12:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to go with #23 there, Val.
And, just because that pointy buttcheek is about the funniest thing I've seen all day, #2.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so far, from AIM messages I have recieved from ladies... the general consensus is that #7 is the uber ladies favorite ass.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm #18
I'm a big ass-wuss.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I recognize all of 4 butts up there.
Jonukah's is the most obvious to me, aside from my own.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, without a shadow of a doubt, I would touch that ass. It may just be the hottest male ass up there.
*Lojo reaches out her hand with anticipation*
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck wasn't I included!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay... i'm feeling lazy... people, for more shots and info on post.. aim me @ UrbaneMischief
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there is one thong and one straight out bare female ass up there
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 thong?!
THATS ITS!
YOUR UBER-GIRLS NEED TO FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope-
Number 8
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm blind! BLIND!
thank god for standard QWERTY keyboards. I can still type
fuck. where's the rate button?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was asked, but I didn't, and never will, put my naked ass on the internet.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I still in here val? Being at school I am hesitant to scroll down
and check.
Damn you all.
::shakes fist::
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow those are some hairy asses
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, which one is you?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should re-post this, and un-distort my ass!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I was someone else I'd like to try and touch my own ass. I'm sure I'd let me.
Hey, anyone else want to touch my ass?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh fuck... i made two columns of names... and wound up with one column with the names squished
fuckers
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-17 11:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#10 is the hairiest wasteland of an ass I have ever seen. Who IS that?
This post has been rated +2 by the House of Competent Representatives.