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Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2004-05-17 17:58:56 EDT
In a time where healthcare costs are at an all time high, I am amazed on a daily basis by how little the "insured" know about the product they are paying for. You would think that after paying your premium, deductible, co-insurances, and co pays you might know just a little bit about your policy, right?
Hell no.
I am the financial advisor, among other things, at a healthcare providers office and it is my job to make sure we get money for what we provide. That simple. I do not care if it comes from you, your insurance company, or if you swipe a credit card down your ass crack and twenties start flying out of your mouth. As long as they land in my hand I don't care where the money comes from.
I am constantly bombarded, however, by people who when asked very minor details about their insurance policy, have no idea what the answers are. It amazes me how many people have no clue what they are paying for and even if they do (by some miracle of science) understand their policy, they expect us to take whatever the insurance pays because they can't possible afford to pay for the insurance AND the services the insurance will not cover. If I have one more stupid fucker come in here without a checkbook I think I shall strangle them with their own urethra after I have ripped it out through their colon.
"Oh I didn't think I would have to pay anything today, teehee teehee!"
What would happen if you went into the grocery store and proceeded to tell the cashier that you didn't think you would be paying for anything today so could they bill you? Hell no you wouldn't and you know why? Cause if you said that Fat Tony would have to close down his line and hold up other customers because he was laughing so hard it was spraying spittle all over the UPC scan thingy.
I admit: health insurance policies are not the easiest thing in the world to understand. What percentage is being paid for which services? Do I need a referral from my primary or can I go on my own? Is this an in-network or out-of-network facility? These are questions that I am trained to answer. There are only two questions I would like people to know the answer to when they step into my office. What's your deductible and what is your co pay. Not hard. Two fucking numbers is all that is. Maybe 5% of all the people I ask this can answer them both. How can you pay so much for something that you have no idea about? Is having insurance yet not having a clue what it actually covers a common thing?
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Joke of the Day (not new just new to me)
so a guy walks into a barber shop and asks the barber how long it will be before he can get an appointment.
"Two hours"
the man thanks the barber, leaves, and does not return.
the next day the same man returns, sticks his head in the door and asks the same question.
"Three hours." says the barber.
the man thanks the baber, leaves, and does not return.
after two weeks of this same routine the barber finally tells his assistant:
"Go after that guy and see where he goes, he's been coming in here and asking about cuts for two weeks now and has never come back to get one."
the assistant returns, laughing hysterically, and sits in his chair.
"Well?" asks the barber, "Where did he go?"
"Your house"
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i would like to make the following request to morons that make my life difficult. <see picture below>
User Reviews
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-06-02 13:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only because of the title.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-06-02 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for writing nothing about the title, and for whining your ass off.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not care if it comes from you, your insurance company, or if you swipe a credit card down your ass crack and twenties start flying out of your mouth.
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Nice!
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't we have a conversation like this.
It's useless to explain things like this to those people though. Could take more time than you have.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ass crack swipe line made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-18 22:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33185
People suck.
But I love you!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-18 07:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it funny how many people expect a free ride in life?
Submitted by ArcaneMachine (user info) at 2004-05-18 00:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a 2 for the picture. I printed the exact same thing off my computer!
I call him Kip.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-17 21:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm one of those providers of health care. We just turn the bums over to collections and take 50% of what they collect.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't know vaginas had lungs!
BU-DUM-TSH!!!!
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-05-17 19:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're stupid.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-17 18:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An extremely poor joke - sorry.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-17 18:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks bro. hope your love life's still treating you well.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-17 18:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're scatterbrained AND talented
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-17 18:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy fuck that content and huge picture are going to get me crucified.. hahaha oh well. at least i have a wife that doesn't prohibit masterbation!!!