"Tommy" Deaf, Dumb, Blind, Sexually Abused, but a Badass Pinball player (577 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.83 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LedHead (View user info) at 2004-05-17 20:12:49 EDT
From reading the article of this story, you would think I would be writing about the album "Tommy" by the Who. Well you are wrong ASSHAT! I will take the next few moments of your miserable existence to bitch about stuff.
Bitch Point Number One: People that call me a closed minded idiot, are in fact, close minded idiot. I posted my own opinion about Gays a long time ago, and you clowns are still looking and reviewing it. Many of you turds are calling me close minded because I believe in God and Jesus, well you my good friends, are the close minded ones for not opening your minds to my beliefs! Eat that asshats!
Bitch Point Number Two: People who complain about Maddox on this site do not deserve to live. If you have a problem with him, email him. Soon you will find you email flooded with people who hate you. Who says he is a bad writer? I don't notice it, I go to his site to get a laugh not get a College education.
Bitch Point Number Three: Girls who think they are sexy, and are not, are ass-clowns. I hate those girls at school who dress up like tramps but have nothing to show off. Stop trying so hard. I am referring to girls like Penny from my Swim Team Whores article.
Bitch Point Number Four: People who moan about my writing truly suck. Yeah thats right, you are terrible and have a little johnson, and are jealous of mine. Your writing sucks too. This site is not a place where Edgar Allen Poe and Alfred Hithcock and JRR Tolkien write, it's a place where average joes write about things and bitch, like i'm doing! Oh beauty of the first amendment!
Bitch Poin Number Five: People who do not realise by saying that this post is crap and giving me a -2 does not affect me in any way. Save your breath. By saying, Die Commie Die! I will not be affected. I will chuckle at your arogance, much like I did on my Gays Will Go to Hell post, which I have noticed is still being reviewed. You asshats.
And by the way, "Tommy" is a great album. I suggest you check it out, its by the Who.
You have wasted enough of you lives, go away, asshats. The picture below is of me (you don't have to say it, I know I rock):
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Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-05-18 19:44:08 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA! You are all asshats!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-18 05:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:31:52 EDT (#)
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Hmmm I always wanted to get totally stoned and watch Tommy. Tina Turner freaked me out when I was straight so I wanted to see what it would be like ripped.
Sorry what was this post about????
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else notice a Clarinex allergy pill commercial uses the Tommy theme?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:55:19 EDT (#)
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Bastard. Now I have a craving for The Who. Oh, and thanks for that worthless rant.
~Your friendly neighborhood spedmonkey
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:27:53 EDT (#)
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I'm pissed because this wasn't about The Who.
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-05-17 21:10:04 EDT (#)
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Well you totally suck! HAHAHAHA! Eat that, monkey!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-17 21:08:12 EDT (#)
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You almost, but not quite, totally suck. This post does, however make the cut.
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:58:03 EDT (#)
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Is that sarcasm I hear? You smart little fox! BUHAHAHA!
Submitted by zoidberg at 2004-05-17 20:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was exactly the sort of thing Jesus would have said. Way to follow his example +222222222222222222
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:41:47 EDT (#)
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My forte is kicking you ass! Asshat!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2ing this due to its poor conception and 'quality of writing has nothing to do with trying to affect you. That is not the primary purpose of the rating system here, but it appears that fumbling the very simplest of notions is your forte.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate to go with the -2 pack, but you must be punished for using tommy in this way
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I am not.
Submitted by mooner (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Asshat? you like that one, don't ya? don't ya?
Bob Mooney,
Mooney Industries.
(malone sucks)
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was so boring. Another pathetic plea for attention.