Why I'm a Chode (535 hits)
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Submitted by Sirius (View user info) at 2004-05-17 20:24:57 EDT
Ok, up until a while ago every time I watched a new episode of South Park or Law and Order I could count on my girlfriend calling right in the climax of the show asking me about my "feelings" and garbage like that. I would grunt with a sigh of "what the crap now?" and pick up the phone and proceed to miss the next 5 crucial minutes of my show until I rap off an excuse that I'm studying for my psyche class. Every time that woman called or wanted me to move furniture, or take her to the hospital because she burnt her leg while cooking ramen while I was watching survivor I would tell her something like "let me finish 'studying' and afterwards I'll help you." So eventually, to no one's surprise, but my own, she dumped me. After I had sobered up, I realized what I had lost. and the next month I spent dwelling on what an idiot I was and what an incredible girl she is.
So anyways there's this nice, churchy girl in my sociology class and on a couple occassions I have heard of what a bad boyfriend she has. This guy doesn't even see her while she is on her period or when she is sick, and he makes her walk in the rain to her appartment 2 miles from campus when he has 'their' car. this is when I realized what a chode I am. Seriously I realize what a bad boyfriend I am, I'm not near the asshole this guy is but isn't that what girls want? girls loved to be pushed around, they loved to be called bitches and get beat if they don't clean the dishes. If they don't love it then why is it all the hot girls have assholes for boyfriends?
I'm fed up with it, girls love to be mistreated. I make it a point not to leave the toilet seat up, and I'm the last guy afraid of commitment. I'm just a chode when it comes to spending time with said girlfriend.
So one day after class I saw her boyfriend outside talking to another friend and the asshole said something like "yeah, she said I had to pick her up today from class, I swear the bitch isn't worth the head sometimes. She always complains about walking home." so I did the first thing I thought of...I punched him in the crotch and he doubled over. I hope he puked up blood, but I didn't stick around to find out. I'm a chode, he's an asshole; I have no girlfriend and now he has a swollen nut
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Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:58:48 EDT (#)
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This is worse than the urban legend you repeated as fact. This post is poorly written and has no paragraphs. It also contains an ending that would be cute if it was not so obvious you are lying. Are you from India or do you just like using their words?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HP fan?
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heheh, cute ending.