Girl Proves You Don't Have to be Smart to Go to Harvard (820 hits)
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Submitted by Sirius (View user info) at 2004-05-17 22:57:03 EDT
I don't know if this has been posted yet but this was in a newspaper on my campus about a supposedly true story.
A Professor at Harvard was giving a biology lecture and was talking about the high glucose levels in semen when a female student raised her hand and asked "are you saying that semen is mostly glucose, as in sugar?" the Prof responded with a "yes" and made to proceeed with his lecture when the girl raised her hand again and asked, "well if semen is mostly sugar then why doesn't it taste sweet?" there was a moments stunned silence before the whole class burst out laughing. When she realized what she had just implied her face turned bright red and she packed her books up and went to leave the class never to return when the Professor replied with a straight face "Semen doesn't taste sweet because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue not the back of your throat."
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Submitted by Angrybeaver (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:38:24 EDT (#)
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This joke was even funnier decades ago when the original author told it.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-19 12:47:24 EDT (#)
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I'm a big HP fan. Currently re-reading POA in anticipation.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:02:39 EDT (#)
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hahaha i liked it
Submitted by SiriusLives (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:56:54 EDT (#)
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hp is awesome
Submitted by maodunye (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:11:28 EDT (#)
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Don't care if it's true.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:24:57 EDT (#)
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I repeat..HP fan?
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:24:05 EDT (#)
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super old urban legend.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-18 00:13:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jmi_au (user info) at 2004-05-18 00:08:56 EDT (#)
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hehe... gold.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:35:00 EDT (#)
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And I didn't say that YOU said it was true either.
Basically all I said was that some jokes have become like urban legends.
SO don't be so fucking sensitive.
Submitted by SiriusLives (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:23:31 EDT (#)
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Maybe you didn't see the part where I said "supposedly true," I didn't claim that it happened to me I was just restating what I saw in a paper. Kapiche?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:14:14 EDT (#)
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funny how these old jokes keep being repeated as being fact.
Oh well what goes round comes around.
Submitted by Dead (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:14:01 EDT (#)
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goth damn man....
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:07:43 EDT (#)
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Heard it from MY high school Biology teacher, although when he told it it was about a girl at his University. Still funny though.
Submitted by sence (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:05:43 EDT (#)
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+2 for girls that swallow!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-17 23:02:07 EDT (#)
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That made me smile.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 assuming its true